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Not Barbatos gulf claping after sex >>

No matter the setting, the situation, or the individuals are involved, Barbatos' outward expression of excitement will never go above a golf clap.

Can't find this type of content anyway else folks!

i've been doing alot of stuff thats B.M. ( before mc) ig i really like lore and thinking abt the past

Shh Lucifer, you asked for this... Just let it happen buddy

Ayo 😧

Falling for Solomon a little harder everyday... Sigh

you and solomon were insufferable.

sometimes the brothers thought you both did it on purpose. they wouldnt put it past solomon to be so lovey dovey with you just to rub it in their face, but you would never! right? still every time they saw you and solomon being domestic together every one of them had to hold back the feeling that you were doing this to get under their skin.

they’d catch you cooking for solomon, humming to yourself while he sits nearby reading a book or working on something quietly. you would help solomon put on his jacket when he would leave and sometimes he’d tie your shoes for you. or you would feed him a bite of your desert from your spoon. you both ran errands for each other. you’d even write solomon little notes for him to find. it was like the two of you were an old married couple, domestic and in love, and it annoyed the brothers to no end.

they never said anything to you, but every now and then solomon would catch a glimpse of them scowling at him, and he was living for it.

for: @ratbabyari

"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?

The actual audacity Mc and Barbatos would have to have to be openly dating is unimaginable yet completely attainable

They don't even have to try that hard-

sorry for probably spam reblogging, I'm really normal abt ur blog. Hope I didn't clog up your notes :q

Hello colourful cake 1

Do it more actually nothing of note going on in those notes.

I need people to interact with me so I still feel real you don't understand.

Warrior cats headcannon: all the cats speaking sounds like real cat meowing but main characters speaking sounds like a person saying the word meow, even like, the villain cats

Hes so heeheehoohoo funni boy dumb dumb

Diavolo drabble please! 🫶

One diavolo drabble coming up with a side of tired butler!

Drabble ask game

"I'm gonna kill myself."

Barbatos's eye twitches in slight annoyance on Diavolo breaking his afternoon alone tea time. "And why is that exactly you have taken this decision?", the butler sighs, putting down his cup of tea.

"MC.....they're angry with me", now that peaks Barbatos's interest. You hardly ever manage to lose your temper with the prince.

He struggles to be proper and not laugh out loud at the sunken look on Diavolo, though he smiles amused. The young royal looks like the embodiment of a kicked puppy, fidgeting with the hem of his cloth as he takes a seat opposite to him with sad eyes.

"Did you do something to make them angry?"

"Well that's the problem, I don't know what I did!", Diavolo whines out. "They haven't talked to me all day-", and he goes back to fidgeting nervously, now with the teaspoon on the table. "Do you think they hate me?"

"I'm sure they don't, and I would suggest talking with them as communication is very important", his eagerness to make Diavolo leave threatens to slip through the cracks of his composed smile.

"Oh yeah....i'm sure that will help!", Diavolo's eyes light up in shine as he excitedly gets up, "thank you, Barbatos!"

Barbatos huffs in annoyance as the dust on this lampshade just refuses to part with it. Its been a few hours after talking with Diavolo. And Barbatos begrudgingly went back to work when he realized his tea had went cold.

The ping! of his D.D.D interrupts his thoughts.

Diavolo

Turns out, they were just busy and couldn't find the time to talk to me!

What a funny incident, don't you think? Hahahaha!

Barbatos isn't sure if he can keep working and living under these conditions anymore.

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I like the idea of Barbatos being a massive Gossip, like.

The Biggest™️

-and because in recent centuries he's mostly around royal/ important people who he can't go around spreading tea about he just unloads everything he's heard on Diavolo.

No order. Nothing.

Oh, you think Diavolo specifically told Barbatos to spy on everyone and relay information about them to him? Nope! That's just Barbatos being physically incapable of not spilling the tea

Characterization is wild, I can tell you a character named their black cat Shadow and you'll be like "Oh they basic"

Then I can tell you they order straight black coffee and you'll be like "OH! they insane" and you'll be right both times

Barbatos would die in any hill if it meant making Diavolos easier. It's just a fact.

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I love him, but we all know Raphael is a bitch

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just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st

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oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?

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literally what the fuck is your problem?

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of course its a fucking hunter

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Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff

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silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.

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adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess

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we did it ghouls

Dom Mc is underappreciated, Its like ppl forgot that these demons are supposed to be obeying us.

The more I think about Diavolo and Barbatos, the more I realize I'd be a horrible Stepparent, Disney level bad. like- no I can not love that child it ain't mine why's it looking at me-

Barbatos come get your son;;;

Barbatos: I wanted to have a good day today.. but no. Body horror.

Mc: Are you okay-

Barbatos: there's an eyelash in my eye.

WHICH FUCKING CHAT??? SCREENSHOTS. I DEMAND IT.

Luke: Mmmh Barbatos?

Barbatos: Yes, Luke?

Luke: *shy* Have you ever been called cute?

Barbatos: *smiling in a macabre way* Yes.

Luke: Oh! And what did you tell them afterwards?

Barbatos: Let's just say that no one who has spoken those words to me lives to tell it. *leaves the room*

Luke: *gulping* I guess no one is crazy enough to call Barbatos Cute.

Later that day

Mc: *entering the room* Where is my cute butler?

Barbatos: ...

Mc: Cute, beautifull, lovely and the most precious demon in de word.

Barbatos: ...

Mc: Aren't you my most cute, cutie baby?

Barbatos: I am, indeed *smiling*.

Mc: Awwww *hugging the demon*.

Barbatos: *embracing them even tighter*.

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Based on a chat of Obey me shall we date ☺️.

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Ultrakill is just Robot Doom pass it on

Diavolo is the biggest obstacle in the way of me and Barbatos living a happy life together btw, I can't believe he bound my husband to work for him until the end of their lives knowing full well Barbatos can never truly die. The disrespect.

Fucking unbelievable.

Gonna draw a dramatic piece of Lucifer in his demon form looking up to the sky, a bright beam of light shooting down on him with the caption "beyond tears"

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At some point, stay tuned :]

These pictures have me obsessed-

@chillisreal I think you'd enjoy this information maybe

i learned that we domesticated the silk moth 5000 years ago for sericulture. They lost their ability to fly, lack fear of predators, & have lost native color pigments since camouflage is not useful as they only live in captivity. They're entirely dependent on humans for survival, including finding a mate (x)

The reason I'm so anti Lucifer is because I look at him and I see myself and I hate that bitch too

I am about five seconds away from just drawing all the Barbatos art I keep trying to speak into existence.

@chillisreal

Mammon to Barbatos, seconds before being stabbed with a butter knife: "What? Are ya gonna stab me with that butter knife?"