Latest Posts by cosmictabulator - Page 2

she was a skater boi she said see you later boi 😎

[ Image Description: A drawing of a doggirl shakily standing on a skateboard while a catgirl holds onto her arms for support. The catgirl is saying, “That's it. Good girl. I've got you.” the doggirl is thinking to herself, “Good girl? Good girl! Good girl! Good Girl!” while wagging her tail and blushing in response. End ID. ] ID by @boy-defined

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

the transgender urge to curl up like a small fluffy animal against someone you love’s warm body and make little mewling and sighing and whining sounds as they pet you and praise you for having tried so hard to be human until you fall asleep

Does anyone wanna come over and think about Cow Tools?

being a self indulgent faggot and using greek statues as pose refs for self portraits (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

haters will see you rotating the perfect sphere, yet not visually perceive the rotation due to said sphere’s lack of imperfections, and say you cant rotate a sphere

Awwwwww also goals

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

hi, i feel alone and i want attention

...and love

...and kisses

...and maybe hugs

...and please stay with me until i fall asleep

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

the good news: you are capable of resilience and you can do things that you once thought were impossible

the bad news: you do have to try

I want to be a girl so badly but I have horrible skin and broad shoulders and I’m already 19 so even if I go on E it’s too late I just. Wish I was born a girl. I’m sorry I just need to vent I’m so unhappy with everything right now

Too late?? Girl you’re so young go start hrt!! It’s not too late! Your skin and shoulders don’t define you, and they stop your from being a beautiful girl even less!

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

“can i play with your hair” YES YES PLEASE DO IT ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

if we’re mutuals feel free to

you skip a couple chapters ahead in your algebraic geometry text and it starts looking like this shit

Can you talk to men in a non-sexually charged way for a single second

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

Me with my knots and string diagrams

too much math turns me into a magnus archives character

You tell your cowgirl gf you want to bring toys into the bedroom and she brings out a handsaw, a vaguely rake-like implement, and two semispheroidal objects with handles

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault