Bart’s Time In The Future

It’s funny, the way I imagine JayBart working. They aren’t one of those cute couples/friendships who get each other gifts and shower with affection. No, they call each other assholes and get into arguments about seemingly nothing, they find pleasure in each others discomfort and even more so if they are the ones to cause it. They fight over the remote and kick each other off the couch, chase each other around when the other goes to far with the playful taunts. Point out each others weaknesses but know when to call it quits. They aren’t cute or fluffy or something to coo at, they’re so much better than that. They’re just two people with asshole/sarcastic personalities that trust each other and will most likely wrestle on the living room floor in their form or affection.

Also this? This called me out cause you can guess who’s who in this scenario.

Have some Wayne Manor Quarantine Headcanons because I couldn't sleep last night and thought of these instead!

Dick

• lasted half a day

• is so incredibly bored and fidgety

• won't stop moving

• unintentionally annoying everyone

• "Hey Jay, whatcha' playing? Cool cool. Can I have a go?"

• already climbed all 4 chandeliers, twice, much to Alfred's dismay

Jason

• got Animal Crossing on release day

• has been binging it non stop

• no idea what day it is

• 11million bells in his account

• absolutely TT's

• just wants to play in peace

Tim

• non-existent sleep schedule

• Jason once caught him microwaving hot pockets at 4am

• "Well I made cereal at 12am, so this is technically lunch"

• did his online classes for a week

• hasn't touched them since

Steph

• has been living on breakfast food

• said she'd use this time to exercise and come out of quarantine super ripped

• saved every "at home workouts you can do" she's come across

• hasn't done a single one

• 2am online shopping binges

Cass

• embodiement of the "when you find out your daily lifestyle is called quarantine" meme

• has a schedule and is sticking to it

• loves that there is no one else on her runs

• very confused about the constant reminders to wash your hands

• "Did..they not wash before?"

Duke

• doesn't know how or when, but he has Tiktok now

• binging everything on Netflix

• marble racing is actually pretty good

• honestly just wants to be able to buy some toilet paper

Damian

• he's resorted to sleeping in the barn with the animals

• avoiding Richard at all costs

• had his swords confiscated

• uninterrupted pet loving time

• he dressed Alfred the Cat sf in a tie for Bruce's meetings

Bruce

• barricaded himself in his office

• still does Batman stuff, but won't allow the others to patrol

• because "it's not safe"

• he really just wants a few hours alone, please

• does video conferences from home and 96% of the time the aduio is the kids screaming and or fighting

Alfred

• his chore system did not work

• kind of misses the days when all he had to cook was food for himself

• now he has to feed The Horde™

• but honestly, he loves having everyone together for forced family dinners

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

I think about how Bart wanted to take cheerleading tryouts. Every. Day.

Currently no other thoughts but this photo

✨Him✨

While I definitely agree, there are times as well they have been encased in lightning while being suspended or simply not moving at superspeed, like a precursor to their powers. I don’t think it’s so much as a friction thing versus the Speedforce giving them this sort of barrier like a thin protective shield that can be transferred through touch (and that’s why they can carry people without them getting burned or shredded by the velocity). Since the speedforce is sentient it simply knows when to raise or lower that energy shield.

Now onto transport; while it’s true no HUMAN devices could withstand the full force of the Sun, there are friends on Earth that can get him there AND withstand the sun as well. For one, Kon, Jon, or Clark; kryptonians are sun children! they can fly him there and even give him kryptonian tech/suit for breathing purposes since it seems all their shrap was also built to withstand it. Option two! Apollo, aka Midnighters husband. One call to Tim like “hey can your gay uncles hubby yeet me into the sun? For science.” Tim literally caves to every single one of Bart’s requests (for “unknown” reasons, I mean cmon he just asks and Tim let him fly the batjet)

I rest my case, your honour. Any rebuttals?

So if Speedsters can surround themselves and handle lightning just fine when they throw it and stuff, and lightning is 5 times hotter than the sun, theoretically a speedster should be able to survive on the sun. I’m Bart, and in this Ted talk-

He’s running in the 90’s ⚡️⚡️

I LOVE A LIL GUYYY THAT RUNNNNNS

inaccurate Core Four quotes #3

Tim: I'm at that age where I have only one thing on my mind.

Bart: Your massive crush on Kon?

Cassie: Student Debt?

Tim: holding a birdarang Homicide.

Tim: I'm about to stab someone.

Bart: Please don't.

Cassie: slowly takes the weapon

Excuse, of what comic is that last image that you put in the last ask, Bart looks buff and bigger as hell lmao.

I'm sure he's a bit more little lol, why that artist make that?

You mean the one of Buff impulse that someone said looks like the fairy general from fairy odd parent’s? For reference, I’ll put the photo again.

This image is from the comic “Sins of Youth: Kid Flash & Impulse #1”

In it, Bart is now an Adult and tales on the Flash legacy as Impulse, and Wally is younger than him, still a teenager, and becomes his sidekick as Kid Flash. It’s a really interesting storyline and the comics can be super funny! I really do suggest it.

If you want the rundown of the comic, I can supply that as well.

If Bart doesn't have the biggest hair and the biggest feet, then he is not Bart Allen anymore.