Inaccurate Core Four Quotes #3

saw another barty boob jumpscare on the beast world circuit. mashallah, he’s in his beauty king era 🥹🥹🥹

Inaccurate Flashfam quotes #2

Bart Allen: Okay, this is it. I'm battling a Evil supervillain trying to kill me and probably my worstest enemy.

Bart's mind: Make casual conversation and playful banter the entire time.

Bart:

Bart: Let's do it.

Awwwww

they got batburger after fighting the villain of the week

Danny Phantom as a Green Lantern

Danny Phantom as a Green Lantern

Danny Phantom as a Green Lantern

Danny Phantom as a Green Lantern

Danny Phantom as a Green Lantern

Danny Phantom as a Green Lantern

Danny Phantom as a Green Lantern

Danny Phantom as a Green Lantern

inaccurate Flashfam quotes #9

Bart: Wally, you are now Australian.

Wally, sighing deeply: Why is that, Bart?

Bart: You know what a Wallaby is?

Wally: ... *Another heavy sigh*

Bart: *goes onto explain what a Wallaby is*

inaccurate Batfam quotes #28

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet PART 2

Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial

@ Diamondsareacatsbestfriend Doesn't she look beautiful in her dress for tonights Gala? IMG.29ghv260na.JPG

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Selina Kyle @ Diamondsareacatsbestfriend

@BrucieWayneOfficial Oh, you.

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

Hey, join me on insta live later to see if we can convince Dami to put on a panguin onsie! LOL So cute

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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon

@FlyingGraysonJr Grayson, what are you talking about. I will NOT be putting on that abomination.

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

20k retweets and I shoot @ sleepwhenimdead with a tranq dart

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

@ sleepwhenimdead The people have spoken. OKAY TIMMY, TIME FOR BEDDY-BYE

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

@ zombierebellion HOW COULD YOU ALL, I THOUGHT YOU CARED

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

I woke from being tranqued and it's been 53 hours...

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

At least you slept.

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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon

Despite being the most heinous article of clothing I have ever seen, the material is quite comfortable. But I'm never wearing it again.

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

@ TheBloodSon But you looked so cute as a panguin! IMG.92htmil83.JPG

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

@ FlyingGraysonJr @ TheBloodSon looks normal like that. Minus the sour face.

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

@ FlyingGraysonJr @ TheBloodSon @ zombierebellion he looks so precious even though he's going to kill us all..

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inaccurate Batfam quotes #21

Batboys as D&D Races...

Dick: Bard-- obviously-- and Genasi, since he's decended from Gypsies.

Jason: Paladin Tiefling.

Tim: Warlock Kalashtar.

Damian: Elvish Assassin Rougue, class Eladrin for his unpredictable behavior.

More info for JayBart, which is completely headcanon and can be platonic: For reference, cause I think a lotta people are confused about this,

Bart and Jason are canonically only a year apart of age, which is why I think a lot of you are questioning in case you thought it was bigger than that.

Bart, as we all know, had speed aging where he grew up faster than anything and chronologically speaking, he’s lived for 4 years. But since his perception of time is different than others, plus with the help of his Virtual Simulation growing up, he’s biologically 15 when he starts out as Impulse (According to secret origins 80 page giant #1). So he’s A year older than Tim.

Jason Todd is Two years older than Tim, also to reference. DC just doesn’t know how to draw the correct look for age gap. Bart just looks younger since he aged so fast, but he does shoot up in three years.

While their approach varies, they have very common morals when it comes to justice work and corrupt systems. (100% they both support ACAB, DC’s just too scared to bring up something “so controversial”) I mean, the amount of times Jason was failed by justice department and everything in between, on top of Bart unknowingly growing up in a system that’s run by the Evil President Thawne (HIS GRANDPA), the “science police”, that were just as corrupt as the president and constantly hunting him down, plus y’know, living in the apocalypse; both of them have strong views on the matter. (And Yes, I know Bart was a CSI for a year but Central City is already so far gone and morally depraved that he might as well be the one good thing about it.)

Yes, I think they would make a great couple, but I also ship them as platonic soulmates/platonic husbands, but really they just have an amazing dynamic (that has never been explored). I prefer my ships to have chemistry above all else, and you know, be in each other’s age range, and not siblings. Thing’s you shouldn’t ship characters for, but Chemistry is important to me at least.

Thank you for your time, if you’ve read thus far.

Yo, so my girlfriends little brother just asked me what tfw meant because I used it while we were texting. But here’s that thing: its direct translation is ‘that feel when’; however, that sentence is grammatically inaccurate. So I responded ‘those feelings when’ as to fix the sentence I had used it in. I. Need. Help.

Batfam Jingle bells: Rewritten... Again.

Jingle Bells!

Batman yells!

Jason Todd is dead-

Dick is fired-

Tim is Tired

And Damian is mad.

OH!

swinging through Gotham-

looking for some crime

Gonna make some criminals

shit their pants tonight.

Scaring petty thefts.

defusing a bomb-

Joker has outdone himself

and now Timmy is gone-

OH!

Jingle claps

Batman snapped

That's a lot of kids-

Oh my god

please help this man

he might have an addiction-

OH!

Jingle hoes

There Grayson goes

wait- nevermind he's back

Tim's health at steak

he needs a break

so let him hit the sac

OH!

Jingle fun

Dami's done

but he loves them nonetheless

Jason shot

Batman "I think the fUCK NOT"

so he's the dissapointmenntttttt

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!