Any Good Dad Bruce Hcs?

Jason and Bart tropes #4

Jason obviously has things he's ashamed of, even though he's this ass-kicking God we all love, he still has his demons. One of those demons being certain scars. Ever Hero, vigilante, and Villain has those certain scars that they don't want people to see or know of. For Jason, it's the ones from the Laz pit and when he died. He hates them, wishes he could get rid of them, but they're a part of him.

Bart has scars of his own, one's he wishes to never show. That being, all of them. He shows people his outter shell, this fun, party loving speedster that's always quick with a joke. In reality he hides most his pain behind that mask because no one expects the outgoing one to be the most damaged, but that's just what he is. Damaged. So damaged he fears peoples reactions to his real self and became his character "impulse". The scars from the future, from being enslaved and tortured, from fighting back and losing so much. He hardly looks at himself because of them. He may be quick to heal but the scars run deep.

Jason and Bart find a mutual understanding in not wanting to share the scars stories and be complacent in showing them, but not showing off. It's better that way.

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inaccurate Batfam quotes #9

(On a mission, the skylight window of Badguys™ hideout)

Dick: Okay, Redhood take the west wing. Red Rob--

Damian: Jumps into room with heavily armed men

Dick: ROBIN! YOU CAN'T JUST-- WHERE IS YOUR WEAPON?

Damian: I AM THE WEAPON!

Tim, to Damian: I swear if we survive, I'm going to kill you.

Jason: I knew I liked this kid.

Dick: Why am I always put on babysitting combat trained vigilante children.

inaccurate Flashfam quotes #1

Thad: C'mon! We have to do this!

Wally: No.

Bart: Are you crazy?

Thad: Why?

Wally: Have you not been yelled at by Iris yet?

Thad: I'm not scared of her.

Bart: So that's a "no" then.

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smonch

I want Bart to go feral on his family. I want him to snap and fight to be treated better than he is because he deserves better and he’s not a pushover, i don’t know why anyone would ever think that of him. Iris and Joan is pretty great to him, but Barry, Wally and Jay deserve to be yelled at, scolded, punched, anything.

Have some Wayne Manor Quarantine Headcanons because I couldn't sleep last night and thought of these instead!

Dick

• lasted half a day

• is so incredibly bored and fidgety

• won't stop moving

• unintentionally annoying everyone

• "Hey Jay, whatcha' playing? Cool cool. Can I have a go?"

• already climbed all 4 chandeliers, twice, much to Alfred's dismay

Jason

• got Animal Crossing on release day

• has been binging it non stop

• no idea what day it is

• 11million bells in his account

• absolutely TT's

• just wants to play in peace

Tim

• non-existent sleep schedule

• Jason once caught him microwaving hot pockets at 4am

• "Well I made cereal at 12am, so this is technically lunch"

• did his online classes for a week

• hasn't touched them since

Steph

• has been living on breakfast food

• said she'd use this time to exercise and come out of quarantine super ripped

• saved every "at home workouts you can do" she's come across

• hasn't done a single one

• 2am online shopping binges

Cass

• embodiement of the "when you find out your daily lifestyle is called quarantine" meme

• has a schedule and is sticking to it

• loves that there is no one else on her runs

• very confused about the constant reminders to wash your hands

• "Did..they not wash before?"

Duke

• doesn't know how or when, but he has Tiktok now

• binging everything on Netflix

• marble racing is actually pretty good

• honestly just wants to be able to buy some toilet paper

Damian

• he's resorted to sleeping in the barn with the animals

• avoiding Richard at all costs

• had his swords confiscated

• uninterrupted pet loving time

• he dressed Alfred the Cat sf in a tie for Bruce's meetings

Bruce

• barricaded himself in his office

• still does Batman stuff, but won't allow the others to patrol

• because "it's not safe"

• he really just wants a few hours alone, please

• does video conferences from home and 96% of the time the aduio is the kids screaming and or fighting

Alfred

• his chore system did not work

• kind of misses the days when all he had to cook was food for himself

• now he has to feed The Horde™

• but honestly, he loves having everyone together for forced family dinners

Batfam headcanon #ilostcount

The only reason there is cameras set up in wayne manor is to make commentary on Nerf wars. The announcer sits at the batcomputer and commentates on everything.

They also like to play irl Five Nights At Freddy, Flipping through the camera, and it's kinda like red light green light. Whenever a camera is in use, the little red light goes green and all movment in that room must stop. If it goes off again they're free to move about the room.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #19 A PSA

For the next person to say "Damian is too serious of a character" or "He's too violent"... Hoe, I think the fuck not.

Damian "Adopts every animal in sight that doesn't have a home" Wayne.

Damian "Talks to his animals like he could understand what they are saying" Wayne.

Damain "and his 'you want a piece of this I'm the goddamn son of Batman' spoken out loud while he trains by himself" Wayne.

Damian "I'm gonna hug my brother when he comes back to life, call him an ass and then continue to fight by his side like nothing ever happened" Wayne.

Damian "Don't be an Ezor" Wayne.

Damian "Bacame friends with a giant mutant dog beast and calls him an associate because he sees them as equals" Wayne.

Damian "Has a fucking pet Turkey named Jerry" Wayne.

Don't you dare tell me that he isn't just a cinnamon roll full of unreleased anger and wanting to be loved.