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Bart: I’m trying to convince Tim that I’m just a figment of his imagination.
Tim, sleep deprived and emotional: STOOOPP!
Bart: What’s wrong, Timber?
Tim, crying on the ground: BECAUSE ITS PROBABLY TRUE!
Bart: Is it because I represent your inner child that was denied a childhood so you focus that energy on creating someone to bring out the carefree and positive disposition in your life?
Tim, aggressively sobbing:
Thad: C'mon! We have to do this!
Wally: No.
Bart: Are you crazy?
Thad: Why?
Wally: Have you not been yelled at by Iris yet?
Thad: I'm not scared of her.
Bart: So that's a "no" then.
big hater of people that erase bart from the narrative just to push timkon or treat him as stupid or an airhead or people that don't give time or depth to his relationship with tim or kon or cassie knowing that if it was either of them in his place people would not shut up about them
I cannot explain this in words currently but Jaybart is Davekat coded, that is all
I think of Bernard dealing with his boyfriend revealing being RED ROBIN and what the interaction with superboy and impulse would be like.
Bernard: I can't believe my boyfriend date SUPERBOY like in "THE SUPERBOY"
Kon: Oh no, we didnt date or something like that, we are just friends. *Insert shy smile of Adonis in leather jacket and sunglasses*
Bernard:Ouh... WHA... HE DIDN'T DATE YOU?! WHY?! HOW YOU MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY TO DATE THE BOY OF STEEL TIMOTHY!?!?!?
Tim: We were friends and are in the same team, it would have been weird. I wasn't out and I didn't have much interest in dating someone. And I'm with you now so it doesn't ma-
Bernard: If we break up, will you date him?
Tim:...?
Kon who doesn't get Tim's boyfriend's thoughts: You don't have to worry about me I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend , I would not date my friends, much less our leader.
Bernard: Would you date us?
Tim:!!!
Kon:What-
Bart that he was there the whole time but was entertaining with the show: Can i get into the equation?
Bernad: SURE THI-
Tim and Kon thinking of the things that could happen if these two get together:NO!!! PLEASE NO!
Dick: I am, in fact, a snack; People just aren't hungry.
Wally: I'm fucking starving.
Damian, scowling: You're both disgraces.
Molly Weasley, bless her, had started off making the ‘Weasley sweaters’ as a form of telling George and Fred apart. But they still switch their sweaters, cheeky bastards. After they got theirs, everyone wanted it, so that’s how the tradition is born. If you have a sweater, you’re official.
Dick: What are cute names to call your other half?
Tim: Sugar.
Jason: Honey.
Tim: ...Eggs.
Dick: What?
Jason, smirking: 1/2 lb butter.
Dick: Guys...
Tim: Stir.
Dick: Tim, no.
Jason: Pour into pan.
Dick: Jason, stop.
Tim: Preheat to 350.
Dick, sighing heavily: I hate you.
Tim: Love you too, preheat to 350.
Jason: Hate you too, pour into pan.
[texting]
Dick: I don’t care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Jason: I’m alive.
Damian: Me too.
Tim: Not dead!
Dick: Not in jail?
Tim: Nah.
Damian: Nope.
Jason: *read 8:30 PM*
HAWAIIAN SHIRT BUDDIES!
I named mine Ferb and I'm making a phone case of him
Please make friends for Ferb
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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