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Scorbus headcannons again because YOU ALL LOVE IT AND I SAID YES 😋 (Modern-setting ish)

Albus' and Scorpius' amortentia DEFINITELY smelled like sweets. Yes, both of them smell sweets in their amortentia. Don't argue. (Duh the time where Albus stayed for Scorpius' sweets. 😋🫶)

Once Scorpius thought his amortentia smell was out of friendship, but sometime later he realized that he had never shared his sweets with anyone else except for Albus ☹️

Let's be so real here, Albus and Scorpius are SO BAD at giving dating/relationship advice.

LIKE- These two never had any exes, situationships, or anything like that. They just WENT STRAIGHT (pun? I guess) to crushing on eachother AND THINGS WORKED OUT FOR THEM 😭😭😭🙏

Like literally- their relationship would be one of the healthiest relationship ever- like I genuinely BELIEVE that they couldn't even fight for MORE than 10 minutes without flopping back to eachother ☹️🫶

(At some point) they probably think that if someone likes their friend, their friend WILL like them back because they are so in love and so lucky and so in love 😭😭😭🙏

Someone: "So, now that you two are together, what is your go-to dating advice?"

Albus, all confused: "...Well, I just stuck him for like 5 years and keep being secretly in love with him until he likes me back."

Scorpius: "Well yeah that's what I did! All we did was hang out together, hold hands, cuddle, share a bed, and then one day we just confessed! :D"

Someone: "...You know relationships doesn't always work that way."

Scorpius, also confused: "...What do you mean you don't just follow your bestfriend around for years until he likes you back??"

Albus: "Yeah..I mean you just choose them over and over again they'll like you back, right??"

Someone: 🤦

Albus get TONS OF OWLS and LETTERS (From Scorpius ofc) every HOLIDAY. Like, genuinely.

He has letters upon letters PILING in his room (from Scorpius ofc) ☹️☹️☹️ even Harry himself probably confronted him on the amount of letters Albus received

LIKE SERIOUSLY, Harry seeing the piles of letters ONLY FOR ALBUS probably reminded him of that time in the Dursleys with the Hogwarts letters ☹️☹️☹️🫶

And of course, Like any other lovesick teenager, Albus spends ALL HIS DAY on his room writing to Scoprius while almost always late for lunch and dinner ☹️🫶

Yes, he'll REPLY TO EVERY LETTER even as stupid as "Albus I found this cat!" with attachment of the photo of the orange cat

"OMG he's so cute ☹️☹️☹️, what should we name him?? I'll buy him some cat food and cardboard boxes and some fluffy blankets, yeah??? Do you want me to go to floo to your house??? ☹️☹️☹️🫶 Love youu"

Scorpius??? NOT ANY BETTER. He spends ALL HIS DAY in the holidays writing to Albus and practically making the family owl going back and forth to their houses 😭🙏

I feel like Draco DEFINITELY had nobody he was writing letters to so he KNEW that tye letters were for Scorpius ☹️

Scorpius and Albus visiting Astoria's grave one day, one person with a flower bouquet each, with Scorpius murmuring, "Mum, I found someone who stayed for my sweets." And Albus cried right then and there ☹️

Perhaps there are days when Scorpius just misses his mother and Albus lends him his shoulder to cry on ☹️

Ugh I have more to come stay tuned y'all I love you guys so much ☹️🫶

It's not annoying for me it's just that they talk about PJO so much that I've basically spoiled myself the entire series 😭😭😭 I really want to read PJO so bad but now that I knew about Percabeth before I read them made not want to read PJO anymore :(

I don’t know why but Percy Jackson fans frustrate the living hell out of me

One of us NEEDS to REWRITE THE CURSED CHILD and deleting whatever that plot was and MAKE SCORBUS CANON 😭😭😭🙏

Like yeah yeah I knew that the plot made very little sense and why things happened that way but let's keep Scorbus going, okay?? ☹️☹️☹️

Because ISTG while everyone out here is hating on TCC and not claiming it (passing it as a fancy fanfiction), I personally ONLY read it to see SCORBUS 😭😭😭🙏

Sorry guys the only thing I enjoyed about TCC is Scorbus and they DESERVE A BETTER STORY.

Goodnight y'all <3

-Signed, April. 💋💋💋

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

Pt. 7

(Previous part - Next part)

"love is love" until it doesn't include sex

"love is love" until it lives in separate beds

"love is love" until it is queer platonic

"love is love" until it does not comply with compulsory sexuality and amatonormativity

love IS love, for aspecs, for sex repulsed folk and for platonic relationships

"love is love" apply to more than same-sex relationships in a world where romantic and sexual relationships are considered more valuable

Remember to advocate for Asexuals and Aromantics this pride. Because we are also here, and we are also queer

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I legit don't understand how fandoms with both books and movies have this one discourse about how SOME book readers believe they're a "better" and "more knowledgeable" fan than everyone else.

I GET IT- THE BOOKS AND MOVIES DIDN'T POTRAY THE EXACT THE SAME THING. I get it dawg the movies weren't accurate. I get it that the books are more accurate and have more significant and important events that WERE NOT POTRAYED in the movies.

And yes, it is 100% YOUR RIGHT to find these flaws. It's your right to ACKNOWLEDGE and CALL IT OUT.

But you guys try to PUT DOWN OTHER WHO DON'T READ THE BOOKS??? 💀💀💀

You don't get to SHAME others who haven't read the books yet. You don't get to shame others who just started watching/reading/following the series. You don't get to shame others based on how many books of THAT SERIS they've read/finished.

Being a fan and being a part of a fandom IS NOT a competition. And it is certainly not a race to finish a book/movie of that series.

Have a nice day 😋🫶 -April

OMG YES. IF YOU HATE LAVENDER BROWN, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE SHE DATED RON, PLEASEEEEEEEEE GTFO.

Cho and Lavender were villainized by the narative in favor of Ginny and Hermione

Rowling despises teenage girls with traditionally feminine interests. She only treats those who don’t want to be like “other girls” or the pick-me girls well in the narrative. It’s clear she projects a deeply personal issue onto certain female archetypes, which makes me think she must have a lot of unresolved resentment, probably dating back to her childhood. She portrays Lavender as foolish for being desperate over Ron, when in reality, that’s not foolish at all—it’s completely normal for a teenage girl experiencing her first relationship and not knowing how to handle her emotions. She also mocks Lavender and the Patil twins’ interests, like Divination, girls’ magazines, or gossip, as if those things were inherently frivolous and shallow. It’s as if being a girl and enjoying “girly” things automatically makes you stupid or as if femininity itself is incompatible with having depth and other, more “serious” interests.

Likewise, through Harry’s praise of Ginny for not crying—contrasted with Cho, who does—she implies that sentimentality, emotional expression, or a lack of self-control are negative traits, while repressing emotions (which is traditionally associated with masculinity) is a positive thing that makes you “tougher” or “stronger.” Narratively, Rowling always favors Hermione for “not being like other girls” and turns Ginny into the ultimate pick-me girl. She’s a character who barely matters or has any relevance throughout the series until she suddenly transforms into the perfect cishet teenage boy fantasy: the girl who is super hot and sexually desirable but at the same time doesn’t waste time with “girly stuff” because she’s too busy acting just as aggressive as any macho guy, being hyper-focused on sports, and being “one of the boys,” cracking jokes, being rough, and acting cool. She’s a girl bro, the embodiment of the perfect woman according to male fantasy, not female. It’s as if she were designed by a hormone-driven teenage boy rather than a woman in her thirties.

Ginny is a disaster of a character from a gender analysis perspective—truly atrocious. And then there’s Luna, who doesn’t bother anyone because she’s too weird, yet she’s accepted by the “not-like-other-girls” girls precisely because of that weirdness. She’s the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, completing the trifecta of contemporary misogynistic female stereotypes embodied by Hermione, Ginny, and Luna—the only teenage female characters who are curiously treated positively and praised by the narrative. The rest are torn down at some point, specifically for reasons directly related to their gender.

When they were finally in Safe Haven, Minho sat down with Thomas and he went on about how Newt talked to Minho about his love for Thomas and the reason why Newt stuck to Thomas because the last place he wanted to be before he died was in his arms...

From then, Thomas knew that he would never be in love with anyone else again

NEWTMAS HEADCANNONS BECAUSE WHY NOT

On our episode fix-it: Newt lives edition ☹️🫶

Thomas WOULD NEVER shoot Newt. No. He threw the gun away (AS FAAAARRRRR AS HE COULD), emptied the bullet sockets, and continued to hug Newt instead

No matter how feral Crank!Newt was, no matter how deep he clawed Thomas' heart, back, neck, chest, he kept holding on, holding on to him like a lifeline and soothing him in his dialogue, "Kill me before I become one of those cannibal monsters! Kill me!"

"It's okay..love...it's okay"

Brenda and Minho actually got the serum/syringe in time to inject him wuth the cure/Thomas' blood

Them laying Newt down in safe haven to see if he's still alive, he is.

Thomas staying by Newt's side as his heartbeat is the only thing keeping him going, listening to his heartbeats.

Before Newt woke up Minho sat down with Thomas and he went on about how Newt talked to Minho about his love for Thomas and the reason why Newt stuck to Thomas because if he died the last place he wanted to be was in his arms... ☹️

Newt finally waking up with the sight of Thomas, appearing tousled with a bowl of soup (that he asked Frypan to make) ☹️☹️, his body still half conscious, wrecked, aching, and dizzy enough to not realized that his skin cleared from the flare and slowly recovering

Thomas finally tearing up a bit when Newt finally woke up and he laid his hand on his back to steady him, gently wiping Newt's face and body from liquid and blood

"Open up, sweetheart, you need to eat." Thomas said as he gently lifted a spoon of soup to Newt

Newt weakly smiling as he saw Thomas tenderly taking care of him, opening up and accepting his fate to be spoonfed by Thomas

TELL ME IF YOU WANT MOREE PLEASE 🥺🫶

Now this is MY KIND of multifandom. 🙄

Catch me in the corner uncontrollably sobbing every time I remember Newt and Peeta became their worst fears and tried to kill the one they loved.

UGGGHHHHH THEY'RE SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN

Newt who is the sun • Thomas who is the moon

Newt who is always cold •Thomas who warms him up

Thomas who cant cook to save his life • Newt who makes dinner for them

Newt who is a cat person • Thomas who is a dog person

Newt who loves gardening • Thomas who can’t keep plants alive

Thomas who is disorganised • Newt who gets anxious if things aren’t organised

Newt who had autism • Thomas who had ADHD

Newt who loves to read • Thomas who loves listening to him read

Newt who doesn’t like talking about his emotions • Thomas who is there for him anyway

Newt who likes to sleep in • Thomas who wakes up early to run

Newt who’s leg hurts him • Thomas who massages it for him

Thomas who is always fidgeting • Newt who is the only one who can make him relax

Newt who has nightmares a lot • Thomas who holds him and tells him he isn’t alone

Thomas who has survivors guilt • Newt who tells him it isn’t his fault

Newt who has never felt loved • Thomas who loves him unconditionally

ME FR

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

Boop

SO TRUE. And Albus probablu brings it around EVERYWHERR WITH HIM AND NEVER LET ANYONE TOUCH IT

I can confirm that Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy gifts Albus Severus Potter this Albee bee jellycat.

I, too, am Newt Isaacs because (Pt 2):

I, too, am in love with the reckless, asks-too-many-questions, stubborn, and STUPID new boy in my community. I, too, offered him a weird colourful drink that he drank and felt weird with. I sat next to him on the first nights we met as we shared talks (but really tho, 95% of the time he was the one ASKING QUESTIONS).

I also found out that he also KNEW A GIRL that eventually showed up, wait- a girl showed up..

I find it strange that they suddenly talk to eachother and care about eachother a lot.

I, too, am mentally ill (but I'm too young to get meds), and I had skin conditions that made my foot looked like zombie foot 🙄

WAIT

I'm in love with him.

I'm in love with my guy bestfriend

I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl. I am in love with a boy that's in love with another girl.

I can't say anything about it because he'll find out that I like him and I'm not his partner, but I eventually confronted him about her anyway by yelling and screaming at him.

I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HATE THIS PLACE HE LIED TO ME HE IS IN LOVE WITH HER HE IS THE CURE WHY DOES EVERYONE NEED HIM EVERYONE NEEDS HIM EVERYONE WANTS HIM I HATE HIM SO MUCH (I grew a twinge of hope when I realized I'm in live w him)

I gave my guy bsf a letter to show how much I loved cared about him and that from the moment that he did the most reckless thing I've ever seen anyone doing I KNEW I would follow him anywhere, and I have, and I wouldn't change a thing.

He says we're just friends but I watched him as he slowly held my body, his eyes slowly losing every spark of hope

I'll never make it out alive, but I sure hope that he lives a happier life than me, but also fuck you Johannes (Thomas) I hate you

Y'ALL CAN CALL ME NEWT FROM THE MAZE RUNNER 'CAUSE-

He was new to the glade (school/community idk what to call it in English)

We shared talks, sat next to eachother, I offered him a weird colourful drink

Man he asked SO MANY questions

I sat next to him near the fireplace (table) and looked at him as if he hung the moon, stars, and the entire solar system

HE WAS RECKLESS AS FUCK AND GOT HIMSELF IN TROUBLE

A strange person joined us (again, school/community, whatever)

Wait..it's a girl now?

"It's a girl.."

And..

Okay

Suddenly he TALKS TO HER A LOT FOR SOME REASON

AND HE SPENDS SO MUCH TIME WITH HER

AND SEEMINGLY CARES A LOT ABOUT STRANGERS

OH THEY WEREN'T STRANGERS AFTER ALL?

THEY WORKED IN THE SAME PLACE

Just no.

Uh oh.

Am I in love with him?

The boy I'm in love with is in love with another girl

I was just home from school after screaming "DON'T LIE TO ME!" at my guy bsf (The boy I'm in love with)

He claims to just "care" about her but WE ALL KNOW HE STILL LIKES HIM FOR EVERYTHING SHE DID TO HIM FOR SOME REASON

I had excema that made my skin MAD GOOEY and I looked like a walking zombie

I'm in love with someone so stupid and reckless for some reason

I do, also have a mental condition (but they told me I'm too young to be on meds so- 😁🙏)

I have no right to be mad that he cares about that girl because I'm not his partner

I HATE HIM I HATE THIS PLACE (I grew a twinge of hope when I realized I was in love with him)

I, too, was not immune and never made it out alive (academically), meanwhile HE was immune and EVEN THE CURE. EVERYONE NEEDS HIM EVERYONE WANTS HIM I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH (Crank Newt, probably)

My guy would probably be the first person to murder me atp

I wrote him a letter (like, seriously) about how I'm happy that he was my friend and I genuinely wished him to be happier.

I'm in love with a boy that's in love with another girl.

OH Newt I love you so much 🫡 you deserve to live, even if you didn't make it to safe haven

ABSOLUTE BESTIES. ABSOLUTE LOVES, I APPROVE 💋💋💋💋🙄🫶

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

DIRECTLY IN AO3 🙄🙄🙄💋💋💋💋

Got called a weirdo irl for the way I write my fics sooo

I am the “writes in document tabs” if anyone’s wondering

Absolute CRIME.

And also how did AN ENTIRE SCHOOL found out about AO3? 😭😭🙏 I'm lucky if I even find someone who knows AO3 in my country 😔🙏

my school BLOCKED AO3 On the school wifi!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ FANFICTION OF THOSE GAY TWINKS IF I CANT GET ON AO3?!??!??

SPOILERS AHEAD ‼️

The transition between ATOS and TLOS had A LOT of plotholes tbh- I had QUESTIONS rummaging through my head 😭😭😭 like-

IN ATOS, Who the hell taught and managed the rest of the students in Madame Weatherberry’s memorial Academy of magic? I mean- Brystal and her friends were gone for DAYS and even WEEKS- who th was helping them manage the school other than Mrs. Vee?

And also, in TLOS The Fairy Godmother (Brystal) was said to have grandchildren, Alex and Conner, right? And in the epilogue of ATOS, she had a "tiny crush" on Ryder, DOES THAT MEAN THAT RYDER IS BRYSTAL'S HUSBAND??? 😭😭😭🙏

And also- where was Elrik in the TLOS? 😭🙏

And a lot of the kingdoms and magical systems changed DRASTICALLY from ATOS to TLOS without further explanation 😭🙏

Guys who read a tale of sorcery, you probably remember that at a certain point alchemists appeared there and convened a council with all the rulers (at the moment). And so, at the end of the book they promised that they would now help the fairy tale the world, and also took with them the immortal and Seven.

And after all their actions, after reading the rest of the land of stories, I personally had one question: Where. Did. They. Go. Alchemists. They literally disappeared and there is no information about them after their disappearance. Naturally, all the books of the land of stories were written BEFORE a tale of magic, a tale of witchcraft and a tale of sorcery, but the questions still don’t go away and aren’t resolved... Therefore, I want to offer my options that could possibly close these plot holes:

1.Option one — alchemists simply died out. It was said that very few of them were born anyway, so what could have happened to them after the birth rate dropped in the age of dragons? Naturally, the chances of their appearance alchemists declined and at some point they simply disappeared, and those who knew about the alchemists' palace did not have time to find the next ones and tell them.

2. Option two — they simply forgot about their duties or something happened to them... It is not known what happened to Semer and the Immortal!

I would also like to hear your versions of what could have happened to this place and these people. I also want to remind you about the island of dragons, which also appears in the plot.

MEEEEE, I AMMMMM A FAN OF TLOS/ATOM

I think everyone in the LoS/aToM fandom should totally introduce themselves to each other, bc like

I know some of ya’ll are hiding 👁️👁️

Scorbus headcannons because I LOVE these two so much

Albus spending WAYYYY TOO MUCH TIME in the Malfoy Manor

Like seriously, at this point the Manor has EXTRA EVERYTHING for Albus- extra clothes, extra cutlery, extra snacks, an extra chair in the dining room- EVERYTHING (except a bed tho- Scorpius is WAY too happy to share).

And the Malfoys? They're more than happy to have another member in their manor to fill up the quiet space 😁

Albus and Scorpius having to split spending the holidays in the Burrow and in the Malfoy Manor

At this point neither of them need to pack things to go to eachother's houses anymore- they can just walk in eachother's houses and already having extra stuff for them in their house

LIKE- Imagine Mrs. Weasley and the family making sure that they have extra space for Scorpius in the Burrow and knitting a sweater for him 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

This is kinda weird- but Albus randomly sneaking out from his house and flooing to the Manor at like 3 A.M RIGHT IN SCORPIUS' BEDROOM.

Albus' bed in the dorm probably hasn't been slept on since like 4th year- EVERYONE knows he shares a bed, probably cuddling Scorpius.

Harry and Ginny probably having to get used to going back and forth to pick up Albus from the manor

And Draco having to floo to the Potter's house almost. Every. Single. Holiday

I love them so much tell me if you all want more 🫂🫂🫂🫂

Someone should rewrite The Cursed Child with Dudley having a magical child and the adopted children of Finnigan-Thomas as students in Hogwarts-!! Please 😔🙏

AND ALSO, MAKE SCORBUS CANON. PLEASE.

Awwwhhh 🥹🥹🥹

Can I just admit something? Scorpius is my favorite HP character.

There, i said it.

Why?

WELL...... he may not be skilled like his daddy (like AT ALL.. Draco at his age could wipe the floor with him w/o a sweat) but he is:

sweet

dorky

innocent

compassionate/kind

silly

earnest

sensitive (crying at 14 bc he can't see Albus is just the sweetest thing..)

seems a bit on the spectrum

intelligent

a cinnamon roll. And I'm a sucker for cinnamon rolls. >///<

Gay. xD I can't get enough of Scorpius's interactions with Albus.

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Okay so some Harry Potter opinions/hot take

I love Wolfstar, Deamus, and Scorbus (and TBH WE ALL KNOW WE ONLY READ THE CURSED CHILD SCRIPT BECAUSE OF THEM?!!??) Too much and if you want to fight or criticize me about go argue with the wall 🙂‍↔️🙏

Deamus is very canon in our eyes. Don't fight with me 🙇‍♀️

I didn't like the TCC plot itself (idk who does tbh) but I like the fact that Albus and Scorpius are like two outcasts I relate to them a lot personally...sorry.

Ron wasn't dumb, really. Well he isn't the book smart kind, but he knows how to get his way in most situations 🙂‍↕️

Lavender Brown DESERVES better and I don't understand why she is so hated (probably because she was dating Ron, BUT LIKE c'mon guys weren't they just teenagers? Don't act like you don't have crushes too 💀💀💀- well unless you're aromantic 😅)

OH AND ALSO CHO CHANG. I feel bad for her because she hasn't moved on but Cedric but still she is so hated for some reason????

I couldn't really understand why Ginny dated Dean? I assumed she did that for casual dating, for fun, or to make Harry jealous(?) Idk (oh and also off topic but I have read many fanfics about jealous! Seamus towards Dean and Ginny's relationship and I love them lollll)

But I personally think if Ginny still likes Harry but still dated Dean anyway- I don't know why she would do it just for her and Dean to break up? NOT BECAUSE I think Ginny shouldn't date Dean, but Dean probably thought him and Ginny were in a serious relationship and stuff-

I haven't picked up the books for a very long time but did Harry use the Felix Felicis only to make Ginny and Dean break up? Or are any other factors to that? (Because if so, I think it's kinda mean but I understand the jealousy)

HERMIONE DEFINITELY KNEW GINNY HAD A CRUSH ON HARRY/VICE VERSA BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DID 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

Everyone in the fandom IS a real fan and no one is lesser of a Harry Potter fan than the other

The movies lacked a lot but I enjoy it anyways..

People mostly ship drarry, dramione, Blairon, etc not necessarily because they HAVE chemistry, but because of what they could have been or become and the amount of "tension" that they have (which is not necessarily a good romantic tension but rather about their obsession with each other?)

I don't ship these ships above but I can kinda understand (?) Why people do?

You can be anti drarry, anti dramione, drarry shipper, dramione shipper, wolfstar shipper, jegulus shipper and more (anti) ships WITHOUT personally harrasing...yk...the PEOPLE who ship them. Some of you cyberbully real people over fictional characters...sorry

That's it for now...if you all like this I will make a part 2 of opinions

Okay have a great day :D

Cutiesss I love them sm

“what’s this? i thought we didn’t hug.”

MANN I just wish that I could do and perform as much violence as in my favourite novels

I just wish I could throw hands at people as much as my favourite characters

I just wish I could beat the shit out of someone and having others sympathyze me for it with justifiable reasons 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

'Cause tell me why people still sympathyze with them (as long as they have justifiable reasons) and if I try doing the same thing I'm facing at least 5 years of prison after that 💀💀💀🙏