This is adorable.
The hero and the dark lord have both disappeared after their battle, making everyone think they both perished. In reality, they are living on a farm, living the life of their dreams.
I typed out this story for my friend last night but then I realized it was in format that hilariously resembles tumblr ramblings. So I'm posting it here:
Well, I was going on a walk in the dark on the bike trail by my house and there was a guy on the opposite side of the trail to me. I actually thought he was a woman for a sec cause he was so short lol but he got like 30 feet away from me and said "hey, how're you doing mate?" (In an impressively not Australian/British manner) and I was like, 'bro can't possibly be talking to me, he's probably on the phone with somebody' but then he gets closer and I see he's walking a dog and he WAS talking to me cause he says the dog is friendly and that I can pet her. But also this man genuinely thought I was just a cis guy and it was really awesome I love men (platonically, I'm a minor lol)
Show and tell, people, show and tell.
you can say sex and kill its fine
If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot
theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them
follower count doesnt matter
tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At
no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is
block anyone that annoys you even a little bit
And most importantly:
post cringe
This is funny to me because for some reason this post is the exception. It's been 6 days and I'm the 10th note.
I can post any aesthetic, carefully taken photo of my beautiful planted tanks and it will get like, 3 notes. But I post my main man Kitchen and he rakes in 10+ notes in like an hour.
Y'all really love Kitchen.
I choose echidna b/c of the little spikes
(these are the ONLY options, you cannot choose another via comments. sorry but I do make the rules)
This is so fricking relatable.
To anyone who isn't completely sure who they are on the inside, it's OKAY to take a step back and take some time to figure yourself out. You aren't undeserving of identity—be it gender-related or literally anything else.
If you know that it would make you feel even just a little lighter every day, then go out and do it. Don't be afraid to say it. If everyone stuffed up all of their pain inside, deciding it wasn't worth exploring, we would all be boring and bland conformers.
Be the person who chooses to be themselves within all of this pressure to be 'normal' and to take the 'easier path'. Because sometimes the easiest path for you isn't the most traveled overall.
I touched up this old art a little
Okay, so I kinda forgot to come back and report lol... anyways, I've tried it. I kinda really forgot it was there for most of the time though, but it works and feels like a thing in that area lol. If that's something you're interested in. 7/10
happy men's day everyoneeeee
Hi, I'm Cyanic | 17 | he/they | anything from painting to poetry, you name it, I've probably done it or planned to do it. But also, I procrastinate. A lot. So most of this is just reblogs of stuff I thought was cool, esp. animal and nature related stuff.
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