i asked my doctor to photograph my appendix when he took it out so i could always carry it with me, and i think that sums up the kind of person i am
watching early House, MD is so fucking funny bc at first, all his fellows are like, "noooooooo experimenting with lives is baaaaaad", and, "breaking into homes is wrooooong". but then by season 2 all of them are committing war crimes. and by season 4, people are committing crimes for funsies. totally unnecessary crimes. but it's hilarious!
too dumb to become a doctor, 2 ugly to become an actress and too talentless to become a guitarist🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
watching The Office makes me feel like a middle-aged woman who enjoys minion memes and you know what hell yeah
its over hes dating his bestfriend
STAY STRONG TUMBLR WE JUST SURVIVED ANOTHER MONDAY🔥🔥🔥