More Eldritch Hold The Horror Please

Warforfed wizard

Some swampy water,

Blood of lamb...

I cast a curse:

2 gigs of RAM!!!!

Chatgpt loves under the quaint stone bridge

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

This is a dumb take do you know how vast history is as a subject? You could spend your life studying it and still not get every joke

My high school history teacher’s wisest advice was that you have to pay attention in history class so that you will understand jokes. And I think of him with righteous fury every time I see people on tumblr thoughtfully trying to explain a joke that requires the audience to have paid attention in history class. Don’t indulge them! Gatekeep the good jokes!

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

God just one more semi colon; im sure it'll fix the description this time

Being in there would fix me

automatic bread slicer

Bees. Bees? Bees!

Wild Magic that is determined my a random word generator and the DM has to interpret like a seer

­You can prophecy the future too, if you like

If I was an old god returning to the mortal plane I would play 'the boys are back in town's as I descend

No it's real he did that /j

Its from the Lord of the rings

RIP my beloved hamster Mathew, who was tragically corrupted by an Eldritch artifact and jumped into a volcano

How strong was the current, if they were only 4 inches tall I bet it wouldn't need to be that strong

I love ibuprofen. I love you, ibuprofen. Is anyone else feeling a lot of pain right now? I didn't eat much yesterday, I tried fasting but now I just feel worse. I'm not sure why I did that. I took a melatonin gummy to help me fall asleep and it gave me weird dreams. I met adam sandler in my dream. I also dreamt I was a swim coach and I saved someones life. The person was only 4 inches tall, I saved them from being dragged away by a strong current. This was a different dream than the adam sandler one, I had two different dreams