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Me when I wanna start my maladaptive daydream but there's a cat on my lap 😭

Can the foxes outside my window actually stop getting freaky? Please Its 3 am

Wow sucks to not be a tumblr gold user rn

I had an interesting night last night

Yes.

Can we all agree that this is how Not Sorry For Loving You went

Reblogging so I can come back when I next open word, also everyone needs to see this x

I've done it again.

Was just crocheting then realised that I've been doing the stitch wrong for the last like six rows and had to undo it all 😭

Was just crocheting then realised that I've been doing the stitch wrong for the last like six rows and had to undo it all 😭

It’s easy to forget but I’m actually a fucking freak about WTNV. That is my freak town and I am its number one freak fan.

Pulled these today. Adversity and deception from victory, wonder what that could mean

I get it.

idk how to explain this but the left image feels like apollo and the right image helios

Remus Lupin ladies and gentlemen

If this is bullying I would like to request to be bullied please

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

I have heard that having skin and no more than one or two eyeballs can help, I'm only a beginner though

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

The Church's new mascot: Enby anime Lucifer

so you're telling me that the Catholics have a new mascot that's a cute anime-style blue-eyed teal-haired anime (girl(???) or boy, possibly???) and her name is Luce? As in latin for light, so they're a bearer of light? like... Lucifer? Okay.

THIS‼‼‼

@/imperfectidealist on TikTok

None pizza left beef.

Pretty much perfect, I would like to protest the lack of gay in this summary though

Season 3 Elias is so goddamn fucking funny to me I forgot what a rollercoaster he was during my first listen.

Like the s2 finale has Jurgen Leitner giving Jon the whole "monsters are real speech" and Jon's like "I need a cigarette. NO ONE get brutal pipe murdered while I'm gone" and Jurgen fails step 1 because Elias walks in and grabs Jon's point-and-click-adventure pipe he'd been carrying around and Brutal Pipe Murders. Which, of course, Jon walks back in on and is prime suspect #1 due to literally every single feature trait and word he's said in the entirety of s2.

So naturally s3 starts with Jon on the lam and Officer Tonner like "I'm gonna arrest him for brutal pipe murder" and I'M like "Shit. I hate this. Elias is going to SO easily pin it on Jon and get away with it."

EXCEPT Elias walks in and is like "hello Ms. Officer no Jon Archivist did not kill that man, also I won't tell you anything else, also this is what you sound like" while reciting all her childhood trauma and all her illegal activity that will get HER sent to jail for brutal murder of the non-pipe variety and now I'm like "....huh." He's also like "Jon didn't do it but you can kill him if you want maybe :)" Elias your alibi????

And then we come BACK with Jon storming Elias's office with his two lesbian bodyguards as back up and he's like "I'm gonna use my powers to make you confess to pipe murder!" At which point Elias is like "It doesn't work on me. But I'm having fun so Martin go get everyone I need to tell you all how I committed pipe murder." and Martin does and Elias is like "Yes I pipe murdered. I also killed Gertrude. I love murder. You will not be compensated extra for this time. Get back to work." And they... DO... just go back to work. Because work is haunted. One of the lesbian police officers works here now, too. This just happened. "Also living dolls from Russia are about to Apocalypse the world, Jon go stop it," Elias says, while also saying "no I'm not gonna tell you how to stop it."

Okay???? Mr. Elias man??? And you're like "maybe he's a ruthless tactician? Maybe he's brutal but it's all in the interest of stopping the doll apocalypse??? He wants to save the earth???" Except THAT'S not even true it's actually more like he's trying to get the Russian dolls kicked out of line at Disney World so HE gets to meet Mickey Mouse first by which I mean, start his OWN Apocalypse, because if the dolls do it first well then what's the point of apocalypsing a planet that's become someone else's sloppy seconds.

Anyway Elias's master strategy here is to bring the human equivalent of a drowned cat to the gun fight and just sit back and watch Jon fall down every set of stairs he finds while Elias goes "This is good. This will work." His name isn't even fucking Elias.

My first thought was that Rowling was actually the muppet joker but then I remembered that somehow he actually isn't transphobic

Jon is a dumb bitch but we love him anyway

been relistening to tma… jon is so stupid

Doing this at my funeral

She's an icon

if you knew me in year 7 and 8 please disregard everything you ever learnt about me

Bro is an international treasure

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

I saw an owl at first but now I can't unsee the ostrich

I ALWAYS restore all tabs, even if there were like 2 and I didn't need them. Change is scary and I'd rather stay in captivity

And languages teachers are either never in or have never taken a sick day in their lives

I imagine they're singing a harmony

Strange, will you please rate my thrift store find?

they're going AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA