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Sirius: Regulus won't come out of his room.

James: Just tell him I said something.

Sirius: Like what?

James: Anything factually incorrect.

Regulus: *Walking into the living room later* I'm sorry, did you just say that the sun was a planet-

I was rereading poa and got carried away

apparently everyone irl thinks it's my hobby to be ignored. especially my family

No, y'all got it wrong. Regulus Black is not a cat person. He is the cat, and he's a dog person.

Sirius Black is not a dog person. He is the dog, and he's a cat person.

Jegulus adopts a dog and Wolfstar a cat. I ain't making the rules guys, this is canon.

death - january 4th - jegulus - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 191

"Oh....holy...Salazar," Sirius murmurs, face completely alight with glee as he stands at Regulus's door.

Regulus wants to skin him alive. "Shut up," he orders, hands shaking and heart pounding with terror. "It's not what you think, it's-"

"It's not that you're lovingly sketching a picture of my shirtless best friend?" Sirius demands, still smirking happily.

And that's exactly what it is. Regulus had been so completely immersed in sketching James Potter in all of his annoying perfection that he hadn't heard Sirius knock or enter his room. And now...he has no explanation to offer him.

"You like him," Sirius states, chuckling.

Regulus knows that his one weakness is his brother. That for some reason, Sirius is the only person who can see through his immaculate poker face. So instead of lying, he says venomously, "I will ensure you have a gruesome, painful, drawn-out death if you tell a soul, Sirius, I swear to Mer-"

"What if I said he likes you too?" Sirius interrupts casually, sitting on Regulus's bed and smiling like Christmas has come early.

Immediately, Regulus turns to him, defensiveness and fury changing to hesitant curiosity. "Tell me more."

"I want to cut"

*parents took your sharp objects away*

“i wanna cut”

*forgets*

“i wanna cut”

*loses blade*

“i wanna cut”

*social event*

“i wanna cut”

*too lazy*

“i wanna cut”

*falls asleep*

sorry this image is so sirius and james coded

cc: sophithil

me as a kid wanting to be tall enough to see myself in the mirror.

me now crying and feeling sick when I look in the mirror.

I have to ultimate Nikolai mug