Eliot Specer Vibes Anyone? No.....? Just Me.....? Ok.

i wish ao3 allowed people to give kudos per each chapter. These 100k word NOVELS need more love than 200 tiny digital hearts ☹️

I’m pretty sure it’s not new, but I wanted to do it for a long time

I am Jonathan

Jonathan is me

I am constantly terrifying my siblings like this it's hilarious

Jonathan: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Nancy: How did you get in my house?

Jonathan: Exactly.

Lol

some stranger things as textposts to lighten the mood

like can you imagine if you, as a housed person, said "oh man im really struggling financially right now I can't pay my bills- my electric is going to be cut off, my car might get repossessed, and I definitely can't afford to get a new laptop after mine broke"

and someone who had a lot more money than you said "I can help you!" and you were like"oh my god great thank you so much-" and then they just offered to take you to olive garden. and you say "hey man that's really nice but I'm actually okay on food right now, I really just need to pay some of these bills. I already got food somewhere else (foodstamps, friends, food pantries) and I really just need money. if you can't do it that's fine but I don't need food"

and the rich person said "you must not really need money or be poor then or else you'd take me up on my offer. I bet you were going to use that money on drugs anyway"

that's what yall sound like when you refuse to give homeless people money & just offer to buy them food

food is great! if you need it and that's what you're asking for. unfortunately food doesn't buy clothes, hygiene products, shelter, pay a phone bill, or yes even buy drugs or alcohol if you're going into detox and can't do so safely without literally dying

Dick: Are you decent?

Jason: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

Antigonick by Anne Carson / I'll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson / Electra by Sophokles / Erica E. Goode

I can't breathe 🤣🤣

This is perfection 👌

When I tell you I snorted!

This has been, dating advice with a pansexual career criminal