I Can't Breathe 🤣🤣

If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, ‘what would Gandalf do’, and remember, ‘beat a man unconscious with a big stick’ is a valid answer

How.have I never noticed this?!

That's very.... her, I cannot lie

Felicity holding an umbrella for Mick, a dynamic I do not understand but that I enjoy (requested)

OK but think about it.......

Plot twist, yeah..........

Mick is right

Coldflash happen somehow anyway

Barry and Len and Mick are in prison at the same time AU except it’s Mick and Len being totally baffled by how this doe eyed gangly kid is not only completely avoiding being harassed but somehow whenever anyone starts to act out and they’re anywhere within eyeshot of him, they just. Have an accident. Mick is convinced Barry Allen is the Antichrist or something. Len thinks the truth is way more interesting than that. 

^ what they said

Reblog if you don't want Eddie to come back unless Chrissy can come too

i wish ao3 allowed people to give kudos per each chapter. These 100k word NOVELS need more love than 200 tiny digital hearts ☹️

ok so......

I've just started leverage: redemption aaaaaaaaaaaand....

WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DID NOONE ON THIS APP TELL ME THAT NATE STRAIGHT UP DIED AND HARDISON BLOODY LEFT!!!!

Like, what the shit dude. I was so unprepared for all that.

like can you imagine if you, as a housed person, said "oh man im really struggling financially right now I can't pay my bills- my electric is going to be cut off, my car might get repossessed, and I definitely can't afford to get a new laptop after mine broke"

and someone who had a lot more money than you said "I can help you!" and you were like"oh my god great thank you so much-" and then they just offered to take you to olive garden. and you say "hey man that's really nice but I'm actually okay on food right now, I really just need to pay some of these bills. I already got food somewhere else (foodstamps, friends, food pantries) and I really just need money. if you can't do it that's fine but I don't need food"

and the rich person said "you must not really need money or be poor then or else you'd take me up on my offer. I bet you were going to use that money on drugs anyway"

that's what yall sound like when you refuse to give homeless people money & just offer to buy them food

food is great! if you need it and that's what you're asking for. unfortunately food doesn't buy clothes, hygiene products, shelter, pay a phone bill, or yes even buy drugs or alcohol if you're going into detox and can't do so safely without literally dying

Heard the best thing from a kid at 9:40 in the morning at work today

Random child: mum? Where's the wacky tracks gone?

His mum: they've provably sold it

Kid: I wanted it though.......

Kid: it's probably good that it got sold

Mum: why's that then?

Kid: wellllll, if someone else got it then they probably reeeeeeally wanted the wacky tracks. More than I did

Mum: that's a good thought darling

For the record, I work in a charity shop in a small town, so to to hear this from a kid (he looked about 8-10 btw) when it's rarely heard from adults.....