... ♥

Mick: *sighing loudly* why r you both like this? You're perfect for each other in yer own, stupid way n please continue, but... just why?

no but do you think after learning more about barry's history, len ever looked back on his first flirty one-liner from the train like *closes eyes* "does your mom know you're out past your bedtime? jesus. why did i say that. why the fuck did i SAY THAT"

Alfred is just a mood

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Do you think "Riddle me this, Batman?" has become a common lexicon among Gothamnites for when they don't understand something?

I like to think it has. I like to think they've heard The Riddler say it one too many times, and now it's just ingrained into their collective psyches in much the same way as "No shit, Sherlock" is.

I also like to imagine Bruce Wayne making a rare appearance at a corporate meeting, and the latest Gen Z hire, a generation that infamously doesn't fuck with formal office corporate speak, just leans over the table and says, "Okay, I hear what you're saying, but riddle me this, Batman," and Bruce tries not to choke on his coffee.

I need them

winter is coming and cnetizens are inspired by icicles to work on the weapon that the police can't find

Could you reblog this if you enjoy seeing your writer friends ramble about their wips on your dash?

it used to be 2007 you know

England, East yorkshire

French fries

Crisps

Looks like a cheese scone

Biscuits

Fizzy

Sweets

Cigarettes

Hat

Candy floss

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

Dieing 🤣🤣

This is great 😂

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE