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please help nader @abdalsalam1990 and his wonderful family!!!

"Hello, I am Abdul Salam Al-Anqar, 26 years old, married to Aya Al-Batniji and I have a little girl named Iman who is (1 year old). My family consists of seven members: my mother Iman (49 years old), my father Ahmed (54 years old), and my brothers Mohammed (14 years old), Nader (17 years old), and Omar (21 years old).

Due to the devastating war in the Gaza Strip, our homes were completely destroyed and became uninhabitable. We were forced to flee to the south, and we are searching for safety, as we were displaced more than 9 times, suffering from harsh conditions. We suffer from severe shortages of water and food, and my daughter suffers from malnutrition due to the high prices of food and its scarcity, in addition to the closure of the crossings and the ongoing siege."

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Donate to Help Abd AL Salam and his family get through this war inGaza, organized by Ahmed Alanqar

**Humanitarian Support Request: Abdul Salam Al-Anqar** … Ahmed Alanqar needs your support for Help Abd AL Salam and his family get th

This fundraiser is vetted by @gazavetters, number four on the spreadsheet here

Here's a video confirming his identity as well.

Every amount send their way counts!! Thank you all so much!!!

On this week's episode of Things That Will Never Not Be Funny

Censoring something that is completely harmless but you personally hate passionately by replacing a vowel with an asterisk

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

Jim and Spock never leave room for Jesus smh

i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

Remember kids! NEVER save left-over antibiotics! You should never have leftover antibiotics, because you have to finish the whole course! Not doing so, or giving your antibiotics to someone else who hasn’t been prescribed them is how we got superbugs, that are resistant to antibiotics! 

ALWAYS finish your antibiotics, even if you don’t think you’re sick anymore! NEVER give your antibiotics to other people, there is no guaruntee they will have any effect, or the same effect, and without a full course, will not help them even if it is the right medicine for the job. 

BOTH cases result in resistant superbugs, which are dangerous to everyone, and hurt everyone. You might think you’re helping your poorer friends who cannot afford an antibiotic/to be seen by a doctor, but you’re not. You’re just hurting everyone. 

reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

The really cool thing about hydrangeas is that they can be blue, pink, or purple based primarily on the pH of the soil. A free science experiment in every plant.

Omg this is so cool I didn’t know this! I wonder if I can do this experiment with students

I love how Mario Party Games can be anywhere from “haha bake a cute lil cake” to “escape the burning hell fire on a collapsing bridge with nothing but a 90’s skateboard and your wits’’

love this tweet bc it's basically just saying wizards would be autistic. which duh

Bouta post one of my shitass characters

Might make a ref sheet at some point

Honestly, I don't blame her for wanting to get off this god-forsaken wet rock.

big fan of a good shit-eating grin. like a ruckus-causing, pot-stirring type of grin. a smile that truly fucks around and finds out. anyway

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Gandalf's big naturals this, Gandalf's big naturals that, what about Rincewind's big naturals, huh?

🥔

Reblog this to give Rincewind a potato

Gah, me too

#Merry crisis

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

they can't die god won't let them

I love how generational star trek is.

My dad saw my Kirk figure because it was chilling on my desk and immediately recognized him and went "IS THAT CAPTAIN KIRK???" and got so excited and started examining him, and then my grandmother came in and joined in talking about star trek .

Generational curse star trek my beloved