Latest Posts by garrytheskeleton - Page 2

havent posted here in a while

THE APES CALL FOR STINGY STINGY DOES NOT ANSWER

YET HE KNOWS HIS FATE. MONKE FOREVER

Same Energy

fanart of some very good golf headacanons by @ MeursaultLCB on x

Wait I need to offer cake when I do that?

currently my favourite genre of limbus memes

i cant think of anymore limbus ones so heres some for the other games

the furfolk are the reason fear and hunger took off the way it did. They have mine respect.

ok but hear me out

Lyra, my beloved cat of 13 years, passed away this year on Father's Day. She's been by my side through very difficult times and was my little rock of steady and unrelenting love. I struggled a lot drawing this, and struggled a lot posting it, but I know I would've wanted to read a comic like this that validated my grief for her when I lost her.

Wherever you are, Lyra my little summer star, I love you always! Thank you for being the best thing in my life.

İt's totally to take a picture of the inside and not because i got hungry while traveling overseas!

Happy birthday to me, it’s my birthday, hooray. Yay.

It’s hard to enjoy it. I just hope she’s okay out there without me. You know. She’s getting older too. Won’t be a kid anymore soon. Hope that monkey is a good mentor, just like I was… or so I hoped.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Have this

Happy birthday to me, it’s my birthday, hooray. Yay.

It’s hard to enjoy it. I just hope she’s okay out there without me. You know. She’s getting older too. Won’t be a kid anymore soon. Hope that monkey is a good mentor, just like I was… or so I hoped.

Found this naturally? Huh....

little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now

The 2 hours of sleep kicked in

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So a blizzard is....?

The thing about myths is that ultimately they're just made-up stories. There is no such thing as the most real version, as there is no such thing as the most valid shape of a shadow. Light source changes, and it's completely different again. Historical records of different sources are naturally their own thing, but as far as myths are myths, every variation of the same tale is still just as much another valid variation of it. You can just fucking say whatever.

The earth turns cold and dark and fruitless in the winter because Persephone has returned to the underworld to stay with Hades, and Demeter grieves being apart from her daughter. Ice and frost form beautiful flowers in your windows because Persephone is pegging him.

Clocked out of consciousness

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

Aight, so i watched the first 2 episodes of world girl, and uh... I was expecting Dr. Two brains to be an evil genius... I mean he still might be he just feels like the person who's rather kick you in the balls and run off cackling instead of using elaborate planning

Selfie lessons

Who even comes up with this stuff?

christ for arms

Well not me, as I'd be biting you

Good to know

Are you mortal?

Yeah.

Imagine going on a walk on a really foggy day, enjoying the vaguely eerie, faint and distant aesthetic of it all, and the soft quiet of having no other people around. You're about to cross a familiar bridge when you suddenly feel lightheaded. It's nothing to worry about, just a weirdly wobbly feeling that means you should sit down. And probably get more iron in your diet. Either way, you need to get up and you need to cross this bridge to get home. But now being alone has put this weird fear in you - irrational or not - that if you walk over the bridge, you might get dizzy again and fall from it.

Weird and lonely problems require weird and lonely solutions. Since you're all alone here anyhow, you can act strange if you need to. So you get down on all fours - not on your hands and knees, but on the balls of your feet, like a dog. And like this, you start to slowly creep over the bridge. Nice and slow, happy about your solution that made it feel safe to cross and get home. You can be weird if you want to, nobody's judging here.

You're creeping at a comfortable speed, very slowly, but the bridge isn't that long. You can kind of make out the outlines of things on the other side through the mist. The end of the bridge, a familiar tree, a streetlamp, the silhouette of a bush and-

A person. A human figure. You freeze mid-step to stare. That is the most definitely the outline of a person, standing perfectly still. Staring right at you. You don't know how long this moment lingers, but eventually you can't hold your balance anymore and you have to step forward, placing your open palm back on the cold damp bridge. The figure turns, and takes off running. Bolting off in a very normal, startled way that anyone would when they're spooked.

It occurs to you that you only saw the vague outline of an unexpected person, an obscure figure standing in the fog. They, however, saw the vague outline of you, something perhaps vaguely human-shaped, but moving in a way that people simply do not, slowly, very slowly, creeping over a bridge.

Assuming that nobody would see you, you accidentally became someone's unexplained Silent Hill experience.

Joy, mirages kingdom come.

No-one left at stake

Now that existance is on, the way

Let's see, what we, can make.

(mob boss voice) so here's the deal, see. you's gonna go home and get a gooood night's sleep, see? and you's gonna have sweet dreams and a reaaal nice rest. reaaal nice. max here will tuck you in *i motion to the thuggish goon behind me and he approaches you with a warm glass of milk held gingerly in his enormous hand*

"But sire... The struggle for power shalt render the kingdom a bloody warzone"

I don't care, let me focus on my random obsessions in peace

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

I have only one mutual on this crevice of the internet, and i call them the cheese man. Even on other sites i make up nicknames and just go with them

or other but i forgot to add that option before i saved the poll

Oh god oh no there's fanfiction???

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

I will blow up an oil rig. That's a promise.

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!