I Need To Put A Shelf Up On My Wall But For Now The Only Part Of My Bookshelf With Enough Space For My

Wife is crying because I told her I just want her to be happy with life regardless of whether that's married to me in the future, or if she marries a man and I must remain her friend for eternity as long as she's content. WHAT DO I DO???? I DONR WANT HER CRYING??? HELP???

Talking about fanfiction with my group chat and everytime they ask what my favourite fanfics for certain ships are I just have to deflect the conversation because my favourite fics just so happen to be written in october and they don't want to match my freak (the freaky little guys make me cry over them for 30+ chapters)

Hi so I have a friend and we call each other wife a lot and talk about people we think are pretty including each other and also also today I referred to her as "my friend who is a girl" and she replied "nuh uh I'm your girlfriend" how do I know if she likes me

I need to stop flirting with my friend oh my

She's giving me standards that I'm afraid no-one else shall fulfil and I

What do I do help me help me

Our texts are so unhinged but I

I don't think it's a joke anymore

Ffffuuuuccckkkk

Said in a singsong voice

Arguing with bro and panicking because I'm losing (I effectively stopped all further confrontation by asking if they're anemic mid fight)

I think I like women but also I like men but I don't really want engage in amorous congress with a lady but gentlemen have such frightening personalities?? I don't know can somebody please help me with this because I honestly want to hug this one girl I know and gently kiss her but also I like guys too but as I said I don't really want to freak women? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I bought the fifteen light novel a while ago (I still need to finish reading it because things happened and I got distracted) but when I was reading that scene in I think chapter one? Where its dazai and mori talking, I must have missed a word while going reading it because I thought it said dazai was his illegitimate son and I've never been more confused for a few moments ;-; I had to read the sentence again to realise it said he was not his son

Ahh, how lovely it would be to awaken and be certain of what kind of sustenance I require. Alas, no, I shall stand in the kitchen for half a hour pondering, for no form of nourishment seems appealing. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I have decided to never go out again I was at my friend's house and I got lost trying to get there and then I was really awkward while trying to help set up her online classes and eventually she handed me my jacket because she had to get dressed to see a movie and I want to curl up in bed she was literally so nice though we were talking about atsushi and akutagawa mimicking each other in the like death things?? after we sorted out her computer

Walked into my mom in the hallway and I just

"Where did you come from??? ...where did you go? ....

Where did you come from, cotton-eyed joe?"