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introducing toothache's lead singer, MEI!!🌸

@kingcrow01 IM BACK FROM THE DEAD MY DUDE, AND BEARING MORE TOOTHACHE GIFTS🎁

some Mei lore!🌸:

-is toothache's lead singer🎤

-22 y/o

-was the one to recruit the majority of the toothache members

-plays roller derby!

-purposely watches bad movies with $200 budgets and the wackiest titles you've ever seen

-laughs during horror movies

-can and will punch you (do not rile her up, she is way too willing to start swinging)

-lives in an apartment with her gf Tsuki

-need a hype man for literally anything? she's your go to person

-her and Finn have gamed online together for years and only realised they lived in the same town after moving into the same block of apartments

*Mei and Finn screaming on their headsets so loudly they can hear each other from the opposite sides of the building while wearing headphones*

"sorry, there's some psycho in my building yelling so loud I can hear him from all the way across the building"

"dude omg same, like, apartment etiquette much? we have thin walls over here"

"ikr, like-" *gets jumpscared mid game*

*cue to them screaming in synch*

"......"

"wait a minute"

*each opening their windows and looking in the direction of the others person's screaming before pointing at each other in unison*

"YOU!"

hiii, I've been on here forever but I just started following u because of the tiktok ban and I wanted to say thank you for the fic recs. I have literally never been let down by you, ur the best ily 💛💛💛

sorry for replying after the ban was already lifted but I'm glad you like the recs!!!! and thanks for following me on here! :DD💜💜

i hope you know u were the last loaded tik tok on my phone before the ban tn 🫡🫡

sorry for replying after the ban is already lifted but thank you for letting me know lmao I'm honoured😂😂

the funniest thing to come out of those batfam twitter au’s is the repeated gag of people getting mad at various batkids for insensitively ‘making fun’ of their dead brother by interacting with a ‘jason todd parody account’, and the kids don’t even try to defend themselves like ‘he’s dead idgaf’ while Totally Alive Jason Todd is in the replies like ‘i died just to get away from you’ and nobody ever mentions it outside of twitter. i think one day bruce is doing an interview when a reporter finally brings it up and he’s like ‘the kids are interacting with a what now’ and when he’s shown the tweets he just blinks a few times before going like ‘we all grieve in different ways,’ and then he pauses and squints at the screen before saying in a genuinely offended tone ‘does jason not follow me on twitter-!?’ and the reporter spends the next ten minutes trying to explain that it’s not jason because jason is dead while bruce completely ignores them just devastated that the parody account of his dead son isn’t following him on social media

fic recs of the week:

help me hold onto you by hollow_city

Spiderman, Complete, 1 Chapter, 3,624 Words

MJ realises Peter's been ignored by Tony since Germany, she decides that's unacceptable and goes off to track down some better mentors for Peter (I don't think it's a secret that I'm always down for a little Tony bashing lmao)

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If We Could Only Utter the Words Left Unsaid by TaintedCure

Batfam, Complete, 7 Chapters, 28,371 Words

Tim can travel back in time every time he dies!! he has to learn the hard way that Jason is able to remember all his deaths oh shit :0

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sometimes this city is nothing but smoke by bysine

MCU, Complete, 1 Chapter, 13,335 Words

Steve has a wee bit of a life crisis after retiring from being Captain America and having no clue wtf he's supposed to do with his life now, cue lots of gardening!

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A Clipped Wing Doesn't Mean You Can't Fly by thornsword

Haikyuu, Complete, 2 Chapters, 11,855 Words

Hinata has a prosthetic leg!!! was like run over by a car when he was 10 and was determined how to re-learn to walk with a prosthetic after seeing the tiny giant so he could play volleyball!!

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What Mountains We Buried on the Island of the Moon by sayasamax3

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 12,672 Words

Yamaguchi and Tsukishima are shipwrecked together on a deserted island! (can you tell I've been obsessed with Haikyuu survival fics lately lmao) they're so adorable jdbdbdhd yams is delirious for the first part of the fic and is convinced that he's a mountain and tsukki is the moon it's so funny tsukki continues to jokingly call yams "mountain-san" lmao

I physically need Jason Todd to have several popular accounts as a reviewer of, honestly, anything.

New article in Gotham Gazette? A famous five-star reviewer already wrote a comment on what unethical methods the writer had used, along with debunking the rest of the article. And guess what? It has more likes than the original post.

New restaurant opened? Another famous critique just finished polishing a very detailed post regarding everything inside it — the decor, the cooking techniques, the service (he almost never picks up on waiters, though). It is so on the spot that, honestly, the owners can't even argue with the review.

New movie? Uh-uh, be sure you write your characters properly. New vigilante? Get detailed information on your methods of work and fighting style — and, hey, it might be even useful. New book? Be careful, someone is about to kick your ass on the Internet, unless written worthy.

The funniest part? No one assumes that it is the same person.

And the batfamily? Well, they have no time for this. Expect for... Tim.

Tim, sending a link to Vale's article: Hood. Drag her ass.

Jason: lol

Jason: give me, like, an hour–

Tim: Had I told you you are my favourite?

Jason: i might have an idea, yeah

Tim: Hood. The new restaurant is so ass. They are also homophobic and stared at me and Kon the whole evening like we killed someone. Do something.

Jason: sec

(The restaurant gets closed in, like, two days after that)

Tim: Jason. Bruce pisses me off this week.

Jason: LOL

Jason: wake up, birdie, the new article shitting on Batman's technics just dropped

Tim: YAY

that feeling when you're mood has been spiralling for hours, you're exhausted but too nauseous to sleep, and everything from the feeling of the hair on your head to the videos on your phone seem to be too overstimulating, then in a moment of clarity you realise that eating food is something you're generally supposed to remember to do, is something you've only done once today, and is probably the reason you feel like this💀👍

its binge watch gory horror movies night 👻!!

HI! just wanted to tell ya that i love all of your content so much, been following you not TikTok for like a year and a half now and i JUST realized you have a tumblr and your art style is so scrumptious??? i live all of your content and you fuel like half of my fic recs, i’ve never gotten a bad rec from you which, thank you,???!? just generally you seem liek a really fricking cool person and i’m so happy you make content!!! thanks soo much you’re so cool

DUDE WTF THIS IS SO NICE TYSM😭😭 I'm glad you like the recs!!! omg ty I'm glad you like the art as well!!! genuinely did not think so many people would like my recs when I started the account lmao, I think ur the first person ever to call me cool lol thank you!!! u seem rlly cool as well :DD

some of my toothache band oc's scenario's cuz I've kept them jailed in my google docs for far too long:

(DUG THESE OUTTA MY WAY TOO LONG TOOTHACHE GOOGLE DOC SHEET JUST FOR YOU MY DUDE🫶🫶 @kingcrow01 hopefully these can provide a smidgen of serotonin till I get my ass to actually draw something again👍 :DD)

(photoshoot wearing school uniforms)

Tsuki: ok why tf are we wearing school uniforms…none of us are even in high school anymore

Makki: its for the aestheticccc bro don't you know anything about marketing

Dawn: sure, if the aesthetic is getting arrested *starts sweating profusely*

(photoshoot where they all picked Halloween costumes for each other)

Dawn: (comes out wearing the male version of a playboy bunny outfit- fitted dress pants & shirt, black vest, gloves, ears)

Tsuki: okay wait wtf are you supposed to be

Makki (picked out Dawn's outfit): he's the guy version of a playboy bunny!

Cory: playboy bunny? why didn't you get him a leotard?? equality man!!

Mei: GET THOSE CHEEKS OUT I WANNA SEE SOME ASS

Makki: *leaves store with a massive grin on his face carrying a giant hangyodon plushie that took him 2 hours and way too much money to win from the arcade*

Cory: *looks at him in resignation* I'm gonna pretend I don't know you

*the rest of toothache nodding in agreement*

Tsuki: (under her breath) how do our fans think he's the cool one?

Makki: WHAT?! GUYS COME ON!

Dawn: …don't bands usually have like 4 members? why tf do we have 6?

Finn: what? you wanna kick someone out then? huh?

Dawn: what- no

Finn: yeah that's what I thought

…bitch

finished character sheet of my oc makki!

when I tell you this drawing took me 16 hours to finish- so fun (/s) and totally didn't face plant into my bed when I was finally done😭

The implementation of Tim’s cowl

dan has talked about his bed and his room in the phouse before but phil never has… this means phil does not have a room or a bed because dan won’t let him. SAD. smash that like button if you cried for the twink sleeping on the floor

THEY'RE ADORABLE YOUR HONOUR😭😭

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fic: What Mountains We Buried on the Island of the Moon by sayasamax3

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

*Tim facing literally any problem*

Tim: "y'know, what if I just like, died rn"

(no but literally)

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fic: If We Could Only Utter the Words Left Unsaid by TaintedCure

ppl will be like i don’t want to read ooc fics and not realise fans have so many personal interpretations of canon that ooc means a different thing to different ppl. like my favourite fics i’ve ever read all have slightly different characterisations and yet i devour them all with hunger. what makes a fic great, to me, maybe has more to do with consistency of voice than with a consensus on what ‘in character’ means, more to do with the quality of writing and the strength of the premise and whether my heart gets shattered and healed or not

the way I started tweaking out cuz the fanfic I've spent the last 2 days reading ended on a cliffhanger, not even like a "the main story is complete here's a lil taste of a possible sequel" cliffhanger, but a "we just got to the climax wtf do you mean it's ending here??" type cliffhanger, IT WAS MARKED AS COMPLETE??😭😭 WHY??😭😭 *sinks into the floor in despair* gonna go slam my head into a wall brb

update: it does in fact have a sequel but I think this post is funny so imma just keep it up, don't mind me reacting way too quick lmao

man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr

I swear I only have 2 moods when it comes to drawing,

1- cannot put down my stylus, forgot that sleeping/eating/drinking water is a thing I'm supposed to do, am determined to finish the drawing within 3 days or die trying

2- literally have not picked up a pencil in a month, or if I do am only capable of half heartedly drawing for 10 minutes before going "eughhhhh" and giving up on the sketch entirely

okay, genuinely curious (and please feel free to expand in the tags)

Tim drake immortality fics where he is just constantly having the worst time ever>>> (brb gonna go scour ao3 for more because I am quite literally frothing at the mouth)

fics:

Immortality in D Minor, Cantabile (Solo) by not_the_loch

Banshee In A Well by liverobinreaction (bugbee)

if you have a niche sport/job/hobby it’s your sacred duty to make the most specific incomprehensible AUs with the characters you like. no more coffeeshop aus no more college aus you have to put those guys in a microbial lab. your fave is a high school english teacher. that show is about bowling now sorry. THIS IS MANDATORY!!!

The CIA tries to kill Clark Kent, not because they know he’s Superman, but because he’s a really good journalist. They keep making it look like an accident, but every plan fails. It’s a comedy as the CIA can’t figure out why their attempts always go wrong.

i follow your tiktok and i've gotten some awesome fic recs from you! i was wondering, have you read "oh the places you'll go" by ilike_color? it's a fic where miles gets sent to gotham instead of dimention 42, it's really good!

ooo I haven't read that one, thanks for the rec!!! I'll have to check it out later it sounds rlly interesting :DD

fic recs of the week:

Two Dead Birds by InsaneTrollLogic

Batfam, Complete, 15 Chapters, 29,005 Words

There's some lunatic in a red helmet running through Jason's territory. He wants to think it's a copycat.

He's wrong.

(someones gonna have to pull the time travel trope from my cold dead hands cuz it's the only thing I've been reading rn lmao)

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Baby Boy by KuriTheDweeb

Team Red, Incomplete, 14 Chapters, 11,018 Words

Weasel's sudden and confusing introduction to the other two members of team red

(the chaos of the first chapter hooked me in so quickly lmao)

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Google Can't Fix This by loverotted

My Hero Academia, Complete, 1 Chapter, 1,602 Words

Midoriya is a fanfic author like us.

And like us, he googles the weirdest things in the name of angst.

It's all fine until he gets caught.

(trust that I will always read a fic where a character is a fanfic author because um hello? fanfic-ception? also this trope always eats so hell yeah)

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Imperfect Facial Symmetry by KingsHighway

Haikyuu, Complete, 1 Chapter, 11,324 Words

(USHITEN!! USHIJIMA IS GOOD AT DRAWING!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEYRE ADORABLE)

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The Island by KingsHighway

Haikyuu, Complete, 19 Chapters, 87,660 Words

The Haikyuu captains get caught in a plane crash and have to survive on a deserted island together!!!

(as a kid I was super obsessed with those bear grylls survival shows so I was SO PUMPED while reading this fic cuz like??? my childhood and current obsession mashed into one fic??? abso-fucking-lutely imma read the hell outta that)

fanart of the fic Paranormality by KingsHighway from chapter 16 during the “Liveshow: Garbage Dump Duo” scene :D

@kings-highway

harua from the &team supernova cover :) tried a lighting method I saw online and rlly like how it turned out :DD

fic recs of the week:

Dear Tim Drake (Sincerely, Me) by IzzyMRDB

Batfam, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,010 Words

Tim 'Sincerely Me's his way into the Batfam

(someone save Bernard, he did not sign up for this)

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The Drake Family Jewels IzzyMRDB

Batfam, Incomplete, 14 Chapters, 16,571 Words

The Drakes, while criminals, do try really hard to be good parents and raise a normal child. Tim, who tries to be a normal kid, also really wants to be just like his parents.

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punk tactics by darkerintheday

Moon Knight, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,331 Words

Moon Knight finds himself cornered during an alien invasion, without weapons he finds himself summoning the next possible option, Thor's hammer.

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justice is blind by Ford_Ye_Fiji

Daredevil, Complete, 1 Chapter, 2,071 Words

Foggy is mad. And Matt knows it.

(there are some misunderstandings after the Daredevil reveal, cue angst!)

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eyes like anvils (and storms for lungs) by doji_oji

Haikyuu, Complete, 5 Chapters, 6,797 Words

suga gets pneumonia at training camp. that's it, that's the plot.

(I love how the third years friendship is written in this fic so much they're adorable)