Tim Really When From Two Rich Parents To Another Rich Parent Got In A Relationship With A Guy Whose Dad

This was a thing from youtube on D&D with this and a all seeing demon(?)

Jason: Hey so as my stalker exactly how much of my life have you seen? Tim, reviewing his most recent pictures: Are you asking because last week you tripped on your own shoelaces in the hallway and fell on your face? Jason: oh..so you saw that... Tim, trying to be nice: ....no

No one is straight and no one is monogamous.

Coming out in the Wayne family would be:

Guys, I have something to say

What _______?

I-I am straight!

Say it an't so!?!

AND and monogamous!!!

OH my god no not from my ____

Damian, to Tim: I feel it is only right to tell you I am pursuing the kent boy.

Damian, nervously: ...and the batson boy.

Tim: Cool, I'm glad they make you happy.

Damian: what? why aren't you shocked!?

Tim: why would I be?

Damian: I'm courting two people at once!

Tim: so? They know about each other, right?

Damian: well, yes, but-

Tim: then that'd be kinda hypocritical, don't you think? With me dating Kon and Bernard and all-

Damian: you are.

Damian: what.

Tim: yes??? You knew this??

Damian, alarmed: I most certainly did not!

Tim: Damian, everyone in this family is poly, It'd be weirder if you were monogamous.

Damian: that can't be right, what about Todd?

Tim: Roy and Starfire.

Damian: Brown and Cain are monogamous-

Tim: with the way they keep chatting up the new intern at Wayne Tech? Please.

Damian: Thomas isn't in a relationship.

Tim: still poly.

Damian: Richard??

Tim: literally married to Wally and Babs, you were at the weddings, Damian? what the fuck??

Damian: Father-

Tim: is dating half the justice league, three villains and your mother, Damian!

Damian:

Damian, realising why that photo of the Wayne's and Alfred looked so romantic: my god.

Yes it is all most midnight but my brain has hyperfixated on DC (mostly Batfamily)Percy Jackson and Danny Phantom for to long so here are some ideas:

Part 1/??

Percy Jackson

girl-boy Percy ( not like abrosexual or trans like Percy can literally change his gender at will ) ( because if the sea can not be restrained it can be restrained by gender )

In a crossover of Poj & DC Sally Jackson and Alfred Pennyworth are frienemys

Percy ( he is Bi and I will die for this ) often wonders if he is Pan or Bi (like many Bi people wonder) because since Annabeth has no chromosomes thus she is not a girl or boy technically

Leo flirts with girls but is Asexual

Leo and Calypso are Bffs

Piper ship Leo and Jason

Leo knows his feelings for Jason and knows Jason likes him but refuses to make the first move (Jason is oblivious)

Jason and Piper both are gay & lesbian respectfully and find out they are gay at the same time

Jason had a crush on Percy

Piper had a crush on Annabeth

DC (mosly batfam )

Superbat

Bruce Wayne is autistic but his kids do not know this so when he goes non verbal they think he just is ignoring them because "He was not even grunting" then Alfred ( like the saint he is ) explains then they all collectively realize why Bruce does he stuff he does

Cat x Bat

Bruce trama dumping/ lore dumping

Batfamily play Top that trama in front of all the super hero teams but no one knows that they are related or who any of them are (exept Wally) All teams are scared for their friends lives

Batfamily will randomly throw knives and when Damian sees this ( when they first come to the manor ) the batfam explain that you are not allowed to throw knives at civilians or in front of civilians. That is all good till Batman takes Damian to the Watchtower and one of the League members annoys Damian

Bruce is a suck up for his kids

Bruce has parent senses for when his kids do something stupid (they randomly go of for some reason 7 months after Jason's death ( Jason agrees to be an assassin) and at other times aswell but Tim and Dick say they did nothing ( he checked )

Damian has He/they pronouns

Bruce has a rule (made a joke) that if something happend were he can not stop them (and he does not find out) they can kill anyone. ( He has to be alive) Bruce found out that they thought is was real and know when he leaves he has to tell them all that "No (insert one of his billion kids) you can not kill when he is of the earth for a mission" Till he forgets a day

Tim has the biggest kill count ( there is no way the League of Assassins bases had no one in there when he blew them up)

Jason when in to the Titian's Tower to majorly injury the new Robin but sees this small child that instead looks like he is 12,he looks 10 and Jason can't bring himself without the pit rage to hurt Tim so instead Jason ends up make the kid some food and putting him to bed because he has been up for almost a week straight

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What if Bruce went on the whole training thing but decided that he would not be Batman maybe because he adopted Dick or thought it would be a bad idea and then got all his kids. But they do not know that their dad has this kind of training and they become vigilanties on their own. He could know or he could not know. Maybe he finds out after and decided not to tell them he knows. Maybe he do or does not know and sometimes goes out as Batman on rare occasions and he is more of a myth then anything. Maybe he becomes the Mayor stopping the crimes and criminals while also using Wayne interprises to fund building projects and funding the prison so criminals STAY in prison.

Picture this Tim finds out Dick is Robin like originally and thinks that Bruce is Batman. But Tim confronts Dick and Dick tells him that Bruce is not Batman and that he is only a civilian and has no idea of what Dick is doing.

Damian coming on to the scene and the Batkids find out about Bruce's training from Talia telling them why/how Damian was made because that is their loving father who would not hurt a fly and is scared of bats. What do you mean he's a brilliant detective of course he's smart but he's not a detective and he certainly has not been trained?

Or maybe Damian is confused but after seeing how Bruce treats his adopted "siblings" maybe mother ment he has a strong heart and he desideds that he will protect his father with his life because he has too soft of a heart to be able to survive Gotham of all places..right?

Jason coming back to life but instead of hating Bruce he misses him because it's his dad. He could not do anything he is a civilian he was in Gotham sleeping when Jason died and did not know what happand till later.

He is their dad that while he is a bit emotionally constipated sure.But was always there for them he read them Bedtime Stories, he held them when they had nightmares,never pushing them to tell him what they were about, he was always there for their compatitions, games, gymnastic lessons,art shows,writing,school plays and the first to be at the photograghy award ceramonys, always apologizing if he missed any or even if he was a little late.

This is a really good video for other ideas:

I am still waiting, Hishe…

Kal: Bruce, there you are — what in the world?

Bruce: Hey Kal.

Kal: Who are all these kids?!

Bruce: My Bat Family. I’m a dad now.

Kal: Since when?!

Bruce: Since 1940. Try to keep up.

Kal: I thought it was just the one! Hi, Nightwing.

Dick: Hi Superman! Yeah, I have siblings now.

Kal: And how’s that working out?

Dick: Most of us have died at least once.

Kal: …What?

Bruce: Hey Kal, check it out. This one’s super smart, and we have matching coffee mugs.

Tim: :)

Bruce: This one…

Cass: …

Bruce: Actually, this one scares me. And this one glows in the dark! Heheh!

Duke: :D

Kal: I can see that…

Damian: Father, I’m hungry. When are we having dinner?

Bruce: How many criminals have you caught today?

Damian: *holds up three villains* Is this sufficient?

Bruce: Eh, it’s good enough. Here. *tosses him a tofu hotdog, like just the dog part* Keep working on it. Three more and you get the bun.

Kal: *horrified silence*

Dick: Hmph! When I was Robin, I could catch at least five criminals before dinner.

Tim: Oh my gosh, Dick, no one cares!

Jason: No one cares about anything in this stinkin’ family. Where were you all when I died, huh?!

Everyone: *groan*

Damian: Quit being such a drama queen, Todd! It’s not like losing your life is the end of the world!

Tim: Yeah!

Damian: You shut up. The only thing you’ve ever lost is your spleen.

Duke: And his parents.

Everyone except Damian: *parental trauma* AH!

Bruce: I told you never to mention that!

Kal: I can’t believe what I’m watching… Does Alfred know about this?!

Bruce: Yeah, totally, he’s cool with it.

Kal: *narrowing his eyes* I have a very hard time believing that.

Bruce: Well, he works for me, so shut up.

Kal: What about Catwoman?! Does Catwoman know about this?!

Bruce: *nervous* Um… well…

Damian: *suspicious* Who’s Catwoman?

Bruce: *very nervous* No one.

Dick: Oh, he is so dating Catwoman!

Tim: Why didn’t you tell us?!

Jason: What if we don’t want a step-mom, huh?!

Bruce: Woah, hold on now —

Duke: Look, you’re upsetting Batgirl!

Cass: …

Bruce: Alright, that’s enough! We’re not gonna talk about this anymore! Because —

Everyone: *annoyed* — you’re Batman!

Bruce: No! Because I said so! …And also, yes, because I’m Batman! Cause Batman says so!

Kal: *smirking* More like because you’re Bat-Dad.

Bruce: >:(

Kal: And hey, where’s Barbara? I thought she was Batgirl?

Bruce: *nervous* She was…

Kal: …Bruce, what did you do?

Dick: Oh, don’t worry, Superman, Barbara’s fine.

Kal: Oh, thank goodness.

Jason: She’s just paralysed from the waste down.

Kal: Bruce!

Bruce: It wasn’t my fault! She’s not even technicially my kid!

Kal: Bruce…

Bruce: Oh, don’t you “Bruce” me. I’ll “Bruce” you… “Bruce” you in the face.

Kal: Okay, that’s it, you are not allowed to find any more sidekicks starting right now!

Bruce: *holding up Harper* What about this one?

Kal: No!

Bruce: *holding up Spoiler* This one still has a parent — I can just be a mentor.

Kal: No!

Bruce: Well, gee, Kal, what am I supposed to do with all the orphans in Gotham, then, huh?!

Kal: Do you hear yourself right now?

Bruce: I have a system, Kal!

Kal: That’s it! There’s only way to solve this!

*Superman grabs Batman, and they fly off*

*Batman then appears on the couch in Therapist Spider-Man’s office from Across the Spider-Verse*

Therapist Spider-Man: Would you say you carry any trauma from your childhood?

Batman: *leans over* Do I have a story for you.

I laught so hard when I learned it is not a made up idea but a real panel. I fully believe that there is someone in the DC universe that found out Bruce is Batman and because Bruce did this no one believes them.

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

Hear me out

Both Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are Billionaires with to much money and never had a 'normal' childhood. So I saw this meme (go to the bottom to see meme) and I was like what if they were in the same universe so :

*Bruce calling Tony* (PS Tony knows Bruce is Batman)

Bruce: Hey Tony

Tony: Hey Bruce what do you need?

Bruce: I was looking online and it says that you own Netflix and I was wondering how much

Tony: How much what

Bruce: How much it takes to buy it

Tony: OH quick question. Why?

Bruce: Duke asked if I could get Netflix

Tony: Ok I made this mistake before. Go ask him if he wants a Netflix ACCOUNT

Bruce: O-k

*All Tony hears this*

Bruce:Hey Duke do you want a Neftlix account *a pause* Ok thank you chum

*Back to Tony*

Bruce: Ya so he says that he wants an account and what else he could be asking about

Tony: Thought so. Peter asked me the same thing and I made the same mistake

Bruce: Ok thank you Tony have a good evening

Tony: Bye Bruce

The Meme: