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Friendly reminder that I was so rudely reminded of: In the comics (some versions) the Joker is related to Bruce. That put a whole new definition of family problems. *Cough *Cough. Jason, Joker Junior, literally any of the Vigilantes.
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I would like to add on to this by saying that after they grew up sometimes when they was to feel safe or when something happends on instinced they hide in the cape.
I just adore the idea of Batman completely concealing his kids under his cape. Like I literally love it sm, so here’s how I think a few of them would have done it :)
Dick: hugging Bruce’s leg(when he was tinier) or his waist. I also like to think that outside of combat he would have stood on Bruce’s feet as he walked, yk?
Jason: holding onto Bruce’s arm usually, occasionally hugging him like Dick if he felt threatened. I like to think that when they were idle late at night he would fall asleep while hugging Bruce’s arm
Tim: Tim would be a bit nervous at first, but eventually ended up just huddling himself close to Bruce. He would often be peeking out from under the cape too
Damian: It took him a few months to agree to being protected in the cape, but one late night after detaining a rough arkham escapee he’s just so tired, and he’s nodding off and Bruce just gently lifts him up and holds him, and it’s so surprisingly warm and comfortable that he can’t help falling asleep. After that he went under the cape more often, huddling close like Tim used to(haha), and occasionally allowing himself to be held in his father’s arms.
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When ever a girl is annoying my brother and asking to fight then backtrack and says "You would not hit a girl" even after SAYING she wants to fight his response? "My hands a Bisexual" and I think Batman would not say that but his kids? Yes Yes they would
No one is straight and no one is monogamous.
Coming out in the Wayne family would be:
Guys, I have something to say
What _______?
I-I am straight!
Say it an't so!?!
AND and monogamous!!!
OH my god no not from my ____
Damian, to Tim: I feel it is only right to tell you I am pursuing the kent boy.
Damian, nervously: ...and the batson boy.
Tim: Cool, I'm glad they make you happy.
Damian: what? why aren't you shocked!?
Tim: why would I be?
Damian: I'm courting two people at once!
Tim: so? They know about each other, right?
Damian: well, yes, but-
Tim: then that'd be kinda hypocritical, don't you think? With me dating Kon and Bernard and all-
Damian: you are.
Damian: what.
Tim: yes??? You knew this??
Damian, alarmed: I most certainly did not!
Tim: Damian, everyone in this family is poly, It'd be weirder if you were monogamous.
Damian: that can't be right, what about Todd?
Tim: Roy and Starfire.
Damian: Brown and Cain are monogamous-
Tim: with the way they keep chatting up the new intern at Wayne Tech? Please.
Damian: Thomas isn't in a relationship.
Tim: still poly.
Damian: Richard??
Tim: literally married to Wally and Babs, you were at the weddings, Damian? what the fuck??
Damian: Father-
Tim: is dating half the justice league, three villains and your mother, Damian!
Damian:
Damian, realising why that photo of the Wayne's and Alfred looked so romantic: my god.
"I work alone," he says
Batfamily and Dc Video
It funny do not make this a debate for ANYTHING
Part 2/?? Of my Hyperfixatin
Batfamily Headcanons/ideas
The batfamily but they are all biologically Bruce's kids is amazing but what if only some of his kids were biologically his like two or three of his kids are biologically his ( maybe Damian is the only one NOT biologically his)
DC x Dp I found a fanfic where the pit in Jason was inhim for so long that when they got it out it was a neverborn which I find as a intereasing and cool idea because Jason know has to raise a baby with power while learning to control his own
Bruce looks at Damian and sees himself sooo when he wants to get Damian to relax he gives him something that is in Damians words "childish" and tell him something like "There is no way someone can make a the Manor from this building blocks" than Damian makes a EXACT replica of the Manor.
Danny Phantom
Danny sees Dani as a daughter
Ghost King Danny
Danny has beef with Constiantian and The Justice League
Dani de-ages because of a almost death by the GIW
Danny goes on a rampage because on his deathday Dani goes missing
Mama Ghosts are hostile when they have their baby near them
Danny may or may not be trans depending on the day in my little bubble
You know the idea of Danny puts Dan and Dani core in himself for safe keeping I like that AU it is a cool cosept
Clockwork is Danny's Ghost parent
Danny's Ghost age is does not start when he dies it is either half the time from him living is his death age till he finally dies like Human 1 year since half death = 6 month old ghost child
Or another way is only the time he is Phantom counts as his "death age"
Clockwork and Alfred are immortal husbands
Danny feel in love with Bruce/Batman partly because of how protective he is of his family
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Also •-• for Cass 🤭 yes
Epic! AU but... But it's Batman.
Batman is Ody, duh.
Either Selina or Talia is Penelope, take your pick. Personally prefer Talia, but make your cup of tea however you like it.
(Though Talia as Circe/ Calypso is also a solid win.)
Bruce's crew can be the Justice League... They all di--
The gods stay because they're canon in the DC universe.
Telemachus though? Oh... Oh... HAHAHAHA--
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Siren: Come play with me and our daughters!
Bruce:
Bruce: My real wife knows I have only ONE DAUGHTER AND FIVE SONS--
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Bruce, about to leave for war, holding all six of his smol children: I don't have enough hands...
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The suitors (probably the rogues lets be fr): I heard the prince is on a diplomatic mission--
Other rogue: Which one?
First rogue: Uh... The small one.
Another suitor: There's like, two small ones.
Other rogue: And has anyone seen the princess???
Cass, who's been being trained in secret by Athena, watching them closely: •-•
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Jason, pointing at a picture of Bruce: That b!tch is dead!
Bruce from the shadows:
Tim: No, he's not! I WENT ON A F%#&$% BOAT AND EVERYTHING JASON, DO YOU KNOW HOW SEA SICK I GOT!? I WENT AND SAW OTHER KINGS AND S%@&!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!
Dick: It's been twenty years--
Damian: Mother believes he's living.
Tim: Listen here, energy drinks haven't been invented yet and I am THIS CLOSE!
Duke: I'm with Tim. No way did he die.
Cass: He cannot die.
Jason: I'm so done with this family...
Dick: Shouldn't you be the first to believe in coming back from the dead?
Jason: Oh, I believe he's come back, but THEY'RE NOT ADMITTING HE DIED IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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Bruce, to Talia: Will you fall in love with me again?
Talia, gently cupping his cheek:
Talia: You committed murder?
Bruce, with shame: Yes...
Talia: Bed. Now.
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ALTERNATIVELY:
Bruce, to Selina: Will you fall in love with me again?
Selina, inhaling sharply: I've been waiting TWENTY YEARS, Bruce--
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Bruce, back from war, trying to hold all of his grown children: I don't have enough hands...
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BONUS:
Bruce: So, what have I missed?
Dick: Oh, uh...
Jason: I died and came back to life.
Tim: I have a boyfriend. He worships Dionysus.
Damian: I befriended the deceased Kent's youngest.
Duke: I don't need to answer that question.
Cass: Received training from your old mentor.
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Annabeth and Percy but...
Not as trans but like in acting and sometimes dressing what if Annabeth was Masc or male coded and Percy was fem or female coded. Maybe like the things they do that are tipikly female or masculine like Percy could do gymnastics and Annabeth can lift really heavy weaths (I do not know) . Also Percy in a dress is incredible!!!
The last one of Annabeth was made by :
on Pintresit
Was this an exuce to show Percy in a dress and Annabeth in a suit yes kind of. I like the idea of Percy doing gymnastics or ballet and people being shocked that this 6'1 kind of bulky kind of lean guy doing ballet or gymnastics.
(Percy kind of looks like Jason Todd and I can not unseen it)
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