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Wanted to design some titan forms for Colt (Beast), Gabi (Armor), Udo (Cart) and Falco (Jaw), I’d love to hear what you think!

Crying 😭

I did a thing

If L had said "by my deductions there's a 90% chance Kira is gay and cringe" I guarantee Light would've blown his cover immediately

IT WAS A FUNNY MEME BUT THEN CAPTION MADE ME DO A DOUBLE TAKE I CAN’T

They are 1D buying random your names

Lord I NEED fic recs like this! if anyone has any fics about farlan and isabel watching Levi fall in love with Erwin from the afterlife(or even in life) let me know!!!!

Isabel and farlan are disappointed but not surprised

she’s-

She’s bootsing the house down

No offence but I literally hate everyone and I think it’s really rude when people

This is so fucking incredible

An Xisuma for Mermay :D 💚💚

I am 99% bad decisions 1% unholy rage

when I die just punt my soul into the fucking sun, I have no desire to exist beyond this corporeal form

Bestie I am so, so, so chronically online and this was just about incomprehensible. I want to show the hermits this and see them try and decipher it.

SCIENTIFIC MEASUREMENT OF HERMITCRAFT PATHETICNESS PART TWO!

LINK TO PART ONE

PLEASE I SAW THIS EXACT MAGAZINE AT BARNES AND NOBLE THE OTHER DAY

Ok so I was sitting on the toilet doing my (and minding my own) business... I'm embarrassed to admit that a significant amount of anal vapor escaped the hatch making a racket to rival thunder.

A split second later, my eye catches on my magazine rack and this is what was looking back at me...

And I laughed so fucking hard.

They're all like "Excuse you"

Sorry to interrupt your conversation guys, jeez

LMAO

Incorrect AOT quotes

Here

someone who’s better at editing memes then me please do the spiderman meme with fundy and cpk

What a time to be alive

the outfit you’re wearing rn is what you’re wearing when an angel possesses you to do the lords work but instead falls in gay love with a hunter and wears that outfit for the next 15 years, what are you wearing?

I keep thinking about the Boatem crew falling through the void. I keep thinking about how the Boatem Hole was really just a lot of strategically applied tnt to bedrock. I keep thinking about how L'Manhole is just the Boatem Hole missing a step or two. I keep thinking about how nice it would be to have Mumbo punt Dream into the sun.

Techno sighs, halfheartedly rings his bell. The heat from the lava wafts ever near, and though it's a welcome Nether-y change from living in the tundra, his company is not nearly such a welcome change.

"Ring that bell one more time..." Dream threatens. His orange prison jumpsuit, ratty hair, and cracked mask make for a not-so-threatening picture.

Just to be a spiteful dick, which Techno feels is one of his best qualities, he hits the bell again and leaps into the most obnoxious prayer he can come up with. "O blood god, ruler and vanquisher, slaughterer and conqueror, grant unto me your divine power. Thy enemies shall fall upon my blade, and enemies mine shall be thine, and fall upon thy might."

"You sound like a sycophant," Dream says disgustedly.

Techno pretends he doesn't hear Dream, and becomes even more melodramatic in a sincere attempt to entice Dream into violence. "I entreat thee, o god of carnage and death, rain thy fury upon this my foe: Dream of origins unknown is a wicked fiend not only in flesh but in power, and I, your humble servant--"

"Shut the fuck up!"

Rolling his eyes, Techno bangs his bell again, then freezes when he hears something unusual.

A voice without form says, "Right, one moment mate, gotta take this--"

Techno blinks. "You... heard that, right?"

Dream scowls. "You're shitting me. Hear what?"

"Don't gaslight me, Dream," Techno says uneasily, "that's not very girlboss of you."

Before either prisoner can continue arguing, a fine red mist materializes in the air between them. Inky blackness like the eyes of dead men coalesces around it; in one moment there is mist and decay, the next there is a man with well-kept black hair and a crash test dummy suit, of all things.

The man looks around, goes to rub his eyes, bangs his hand against his fishbowl space helmet, then takes the helmet off.

"Oof," the man says, "'S a bit hot in here, innit?"

Casually, he shrugs off the crash test dummy suit, revealing the tailored dress suit underneath, and tugs at his collar and tie.

"Are you... the blood god?" Techno asks slowly.

"Oh, was it your prayer that brought me here?" the man says brightly. "Yes, my name is Mumbo Jumbo, my friends and I have been in the void for a bit to escape our exploding planet-- I'll just bring them here, if you don't mind."

Without waiting to see if anyone actually minds, Mumbo sticks his hand out into the air, and it simply disappears up to his shoulder. With substantial effort, he pulls a chain of people through, all holding onto each other's hands so as not to be left behind. Four more people in crash test dummy suits come clattering onto the floor of Dream's prison cell.

Mumbo dusts himself off as his friends lie in a groaning heap. "You said you needed someone smited?"

"Uh," Techno says intelligently.

"Is it this fella?" Mumbo points over his shoulder at Dream. "I already broke my kill streak with Grian, I'd really love to kill someone right about now."

"I knew your middle name was Kills-A-Lot for a reason," a man in the pile complains.

Mumbo waves his hand disinterestedly. "Hush Grian, there's murder to be had."

Techno weighs his options. "I mean, sure you can kill Dream, but I'd be able to do a lot more murdering on your behalf if you could get me out of this prison."

"How did you end up here in the first place, Technology Blade?" Mumbo says.

"I was just visiting--"

Klaxons resound throughout the prison. The intercom screeches as it blares to life, then Sam's voice pipes through it, tinny and staticky.

"Intruders, do not move. You will be dealt with momentarily."

The only woman of the group crawls her way out from the bottom of the person-pile. "We should probably get out of here, I'm guessing? I'll do it, since Grian's too jetlagged to be useful, nerd," she says, poking the man in question with her foot while he lies there like a dead fish.

The woman shuts her eyes, and a purple mask with a crescent moon on the forehead shimmers into existence on her face. Her eyes are completely covered, but the bottom of the mask rests on the bridge of her nose while the edges of her mask are far more elongated, curving downward to her collarbones like sharp teeth.

/gamemode creative PearlescentMoon

She floats into the air unnaturally, not standing on glass or gliding with elytra but truly flying. Without further ado, she simply punches a hole in the obsidian wall and frowns at the sight that greets her: even more lava.

/fill ~-8 ~-4 ~32 ~8 ~32 ~-8 air replace lava

The lava simply evaporates into nothing in a gigantic chunk, and as the woman walks forward cobblestone blocks spring into being beneath her feet as a bridge. She walks without looking back, punching holes in walls that stand in her path.

Dream looks at the Watcher. He looks at Techno, then at the blood god, then at the pile of random people in his cell. He looks back at the Watcher and the path of destruction she's left in his prison.

"Fuck this, I'm out," he says, and takes off in a sprint following the Watcher woman's path to freedom.

Hey babe 😘

doesn't matter if we ain't mutuals if we vibe in the same spheres we are kissing <3

Excuse me sir did you not think I’d see those tags 🤨? Do not disrespect my girl Heather like that. Also I feel like Fishlegs would work for token straight or astrology bitch, Tuffnut could work for astrology bitch or he/they, and let’s be real hiccup may not be cis but he still has token straight vibes. Tbh I could’ve shifted Hiccup, Fishleg, and Tuffnut to the right one and it’d be equally accurate lol

Has anyone already done this? Someone’s probably already done this but I don’t care

Little jayvik comic based on a scene from “A New Era” fic by @spicedrobot​! LOVED the fic, really wanted to draw this scene from it too (you can find the fic on ao3, be aware it’s n/sfw!).

I know Duke appeared for a minute in the Outsiders cutaway panel, don’t think Stephanie has though

I've only seen some screen grabs and haven't read anything, but does anyone know if Steph and Duke are in DC vs Vampires? I've seen the rest of the batfam but not the babes

As someone who also has Bruce as their favorite bat, do you have some fic recs for your fellow friend?

Now, this took me a while to answer cause I wanted to find the absolute best so here we go

Cingulomania (Sometimes, Dad Needs a Hug) - aka my confort fic and the cutest story that envolves lots of hugs

The Big Boss - the story of the wayne family as told by Bruce's assistant

Manor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobile - now keep in mind that this is unfinished but honestly this is one of funniest things I've ever read in my life and its very fucking good

5 times the Justice League catch Bruce acting domestically, dad time, the bat's nest, Bring Your Kid to Work Day,Even Batman has his Limits (or how the most well kept secret in the Justice League is revealed because of Lasagna)- fics about the league figuring out Bruce is a big ol dad

Watch This - robin!dick is cute what more can I say

Yesterday's Voices - a fucking masterpiece what are you doing if you haven't read this

World's Worst Dadtective - collection of stories about bruce being a good dad

Emergency Contact - Bruce and Tim being adorable

Where Mourning Ends - what if Bruce reacted like a actual parent when jason returns, honestly just read all of @cdelphiki stuff they are fucking amazing

Safe And Sound - so much fluff, fluff everywhere

fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace - if you like superbat this is one is just *muah* chef's kiss

Verdant - Talia revives Jason then brings him home, honestly one of my all time favorites have re read at least 3 times, Cerusee if you ever read this I love you so fucking much

Everybody wants you - Bruce is hot and the league can't handle it

video message incoming, Stuck in the Middle (With You) - video call is made, hilarity ensues

Office Meeting - Bruce, ivy and harley talk

Steady hands (ragged breathing)- unfinished and I'm not sure if it's going to continue, but it is about what if Bruce had grown in poverty, and is honestly so fucking good, i will forever wait for it's continuation

The Salmon Incident - identity porn superbat at its best

Gotham's favorite son - thanks gotham side of tumblr

Best Served Wet - batman is vengeance

in the dark of the night - Bruce and Dick's relationship over the years

Catch and release - dick attacks Bruce (with love)

Okay this is getting to huge and we're not even halfway through my ao3 bookmarks so I'll leave it here for now, if anyone wants il do another post with more

NO IT’S OKAY I DO BESTIE 😫

the fact that nobody finds me as hilarious as i do is an illness

Discuss:

Quarantine Part 45 AceVane

batfam as buzzfeed unsolved

part 2

hanging with friends and not talking about supernatural. I’m being so brave about it

for anyone who wants to read episodes 4-6 of batman: wayne family adventures, this totally isn't a link to a google drive folder with the pages, because pirating is bad and you shouldn't do it. anyways have fun not reading it!!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1VyaJszSN-K0z60sH4P677zhO9cvWd93Z?usp=sharing

(i apologize for the poor quality, figuring out a way to take screenshots of the episodes was very difficult)

About that new Batman: Wayne Family Adventures;