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amc iwtv cast truly a cast of all time: you have the australian vampire-obsessed blond guy who performed a frankly incomparable yassification on himself where he went from looking like the most Just Some Guy ever to the most insane cunt-serving limp-wristed bisexual slut the likes of which tv had never before seen; the british guy who took a somewhat dull character and made him the most depressed doe-eyed toxic-men-magnet meow meow on earth giving a lot of people several types of different complexes; the older guy who has apparently decided to larp as his own character and reveal increasingly more insane pieces of lore about his own life with every new interview he gives and who also appears to harbor genuine enthusiasm for the psychosexual gay relationship his character is likely to have in the future with a guy half his age; and the cutest girl on earth who’s probably the only (mostly) normal one

“i’m straight, but i’d make an exception for ______” dean winchester edition and the list just keeps getting longer and longer and sam is sitting there tight-lipped, Tired, holding himself back with every ounce of strength he possesses like, one more. he adds one more and i’m going to start reading the bisexuality wiki aloud

runs in the family

Jody’s marriage advice for Dean

(Just to have it in one place)

Thanks @4x01 for uploading!

Part 1

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Part 4

The whole idea of “if you love something, set it free” as shown in Buffy is troubling to me. Buffy doesn’t want Angel to leave. She even doesn’t want Riley to leave for some inexplicable reason. She doesn’t want Spike to leave. (Or Giles. Or her mom.)

And yet the show keeps isolating her, the people she loves keep leaving her. And they say it’s for her own good (ie they are letting her free before they love her) but what they are really doing is abandoning her. They aren’t selflessly improving her life, they are causing her pain. Joyce and to a lesser extent Spike obviously did not willingly abandon Buffy, but the effect on her is the same. And while Spike’s sacrifice does free her of the shackles of the Hellmouth, you can’t convince me she wouldn’t rather be holding a blanket over his head on that bus rather than staring at the crater that becomes his tomb.

It is not better or more worthy or make Buffy stronger to be left alone. She is strong in spite of her suffering; not because of it. And I just can’t see any of this as good. Angel and Giles self-congratulate themselves as they walk away leaving her bleeding on the floor behind them.

*third wheel intensifies*

Dean in S1 saying he hates the whole "how was your day honey?" crap vs Dean in S12 saying "Morning sunshine" to Cas

iwtv textposts part six

i had to do it

"LARP and the real girl" but with cas in it :')

Louis told Lestat!

The king's heir has betrayed the king.

It was word play, a pun, referencing Claudia's plan. As Lestat put it:

hello.

he's sowwy for swallowing all the souls in the purgatory and releasing ancient horrors upon the earth 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

it's SO funny that when asked what he had to do to prepare for his role in IWTV Sam Reid says he had to learn how to play the piano, learn to speak French, Italian, and English with a French accent. Bailey read IWTV religiously and added her own comments, and kept an actual fucking journal she wrote entirely as Claudia. meanwhile Jacob Anderson, when asked the same question, just responds with “oh nothing, i was already emo”. icons and legends only

Sam, at the wedding reception: Hey everyone, wanna play a game?

Jack: Sure. What game?

Sam: It’s called “Castiel Or Baby”. I tell you things Dean has said, and you have to guess if he said it to him or the impala.

Mary: This doesn’t sound hard at all

Sam: You sure? Quote one: “I would die for you.”

All the wedding guests:

Bobby, under his breath: Fuck

I think it would've been funny if Mary was on a solo hunt and met Claire, with her curly blonde hair and big blue eyes and tough attitude and wearing a shirt she stole from dean that dean stole from john, and Mary's like 'oh. interesting. I'm a grandmother. nightmare scenario.' and this is post the bmol reveal so Dean is fully not talking to her and she thinks he didn't tell her he has a daughter because he didn't trust her so she decides to get in Claire's good graces. 1) because her granddaughter seems to have the impulse control of an irritated bull and she definitely shouldn't be hunting alone and 2) she gave Claire a fake last name so she wouldn't figure out their relation so by the time Dean figures out they've met Claire can help sweeten him up so Mary can fix things with him. Claire meanwhile is annoyed that this random woman keeps following her around but she's already resigned to the fact she attracts parental figures like a magnet.

so they're a VERY chaotic hunting team for awhile. Mary also keeps trying to needle out details about Claire's life- she figures she might blow her cover if she asks too much about her father, so she asks a lot about Claire's mother but she's very cagey about the topic. then one day Claire let's Mary use her phone for something and she notices the background is a pic of her and Cas and Claire doesn't wanna get into the whole angel thing with this woman who won't get out of her car so she's like 'oh yeah that's my dad'. and Mary's IMMEDIATELY just like oh God oh fuck I almost got my son in law killed no wonder Dean hates me. she's fully spiralling about her kids not trusting her so much they're hiding an entire family from her. even BEFORE they knew about the brits Dean didn't tell her?? she spends all night on google taking like those dumb 'am I homophobic??' quizzes to see if she said or did anything to make him uncomfortable and she literally goes to a library and prints out articles about how to support your gay child. turns into one of those hardcore gay rights moms over night. Claire just thinks Mary's doing this because she's figured out Claire's a lesbian and she finds it sweet.

Dean eventually starts responding to Mary's texts again and Mary just wants to tell Dean she knows everything so they can Properly make up and move forward but all the parenting books she's been reading insist that she needs to let him come to her with this. she starts dropping hints though, like 'oh I'm working with this hunter named Claire', thinking he'll take the bait and tell her he's Claire's father but he's just like 'tell that criminal she has 32 hours to return my ivory grip gun or else I'm actually filing a police report against her' and Mary's not in any place to critique parenting styles but she's like 😬 and tells Claire who's like 'tell him they'll never take me alive' and Mary ends up in the middle of dumb banter between these two while Claire's driving but neither of them will admit they're father and daughter and it's driving her INSANE. she just wants to be trusted!!

skdhdj Claire has a p.o. box and one day they stopped by and there was a head of a stuffed unicorn in there as a godfather parody, and Claire calls Dean like 'THAT WAS ALEX'S!!' and Mary hears him cursing over the other line and after they hang up she asks who Alex is and Claire's like 'oh my sister' and Mary's like. YOUR WHAT.

then all the shit with the brainwashing and apocalypse world goes down and by the time she's back in the bunker she's SO over waiting she just wants as normal a family dynamic as she can possibly get so she makes a big show of like getting Dean alone and she has a whole apology speech AND a gay rights speech that she had kids from a local lgbt community group proof read and edit for her. and Dean king of the closet is like thanks! but what the Fuck. and people are fully walking into the library now Sam has popcorn and Mary's like listen sweetheart I know I haven't given you a lot of reasons to trust me but at the very least you could have mentioned I'm a grandmother, I mean the resemblance is uncanny- and Dean's like 'shit you met Ben? is he okay?' and she's like. WHO?? WHAT? HOW MANY CHILDREN ARE YOU HIDING. And he's like well Emma's dead ('WHAT') so who else could you POSSIBLY be talking about?? And Mary's like 'Claire!! obviously Claire!!' and Claire, who's on the other side of the room yells 'EW?!' in a put on offended tone and Dean's like 'no she's Cas' brat?!' and Mary's like. 'well she's not a nephilim like Jack! I know you and Cas are together Dean-' and Dean and Cas are like. um. what drew you to that conclusion. pay no attention to the fact we're blushing and now refusing to make eye contact with each other we Swear we are only simply platonic friends we are NOT in a romantic relationship. and then Jack and Claire are both like 'WHAT YOU AREN'T?!?!' and the night is lost to many many confusing confrontations. this post got away from me.

Cas: looking like a middle-aged accountant

Dean: looking great, sweetie 😍😍

we don’t talk about Bobby and Cas’ dynamic enough??? local surrogate dad meets the weird immortal son-in-law

Dean, Cas and Charlie haven’t said more then 3 words to a straight person in like 6 months. As is their right.

bechdel test but it's sam and cas having a conversation that's not about dean

DEAN’S S9 SCRUFF IN EVERY EPISODE - 9x02

there’s nothing more agonizing than thinking about all the casual ways dean flirted with cas. the way dean always got up close into cas’ space or the subtle ways he reaches out to brush against cas, calling cas things like devastatingly handsome and sunshine, their phone calls and movie nights and inside jokes. and this whole time. this. whole. time. cas didn’t know dean was flirting. didn’t know it was mutual. that dean was spelling it out for cas in a different way than cas was spelling it out for dean. but they both flirted in their own ways

thinking about "welcome to the hellmouth" buffy saying:

life is short... why waste time being all shy? why worry about some guy and if he is gonna laugh at you? you know? seize the moment. cause tomorrow you might be dead.

and then her being so burned by angel that every relationship after that (and not just the romantic ones) are her being so repressed and withdrawn. she spends the rest of her life hiding from her feelings.

until......

and the tragedy is this love (this being in love with spike, and being loved back, and them both being THERE) that she finds and finally accepts ends before it can truly begin. it ends with spike dead.

dean really would be the type who says “my husband” all. the. time. there’s a picture of him and cas on the beach that he texts to sam with the caption “my husband and I” and sam rolls his eyes and is like “I know who your husband is, dean.” sometimes dean is at the farmers market buying a new homemade tie for cas (who is currently at the honey station) and dean smiles at the lady who made the ties and he says “this is for my husband.” and sometimes, dean is curled up with cas on the couch, and he leans in to press his lips to cas’ and he murmurs against cas’ mouth “my husband” and cas utterly beams as he kisses dean back

Some doodles that turned into full pieces

I’ve barely been drawing anything that isn’t for work in recent months but I still have nothing but Spike/Buffy brain so here’s some no-reference and no-erase quick sketches loosely based on early S6 🪦🫀

pov you’re about to ban your husband from the kitchen

you talking about retiring? you? ; or dean’s unfulfilled life.