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“What is your name, Little Supper?”
“Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third,” said Hiccup.
And the most extraordinary thing happened.
As Hiccup said his name the Green Death trembled, as if a sudden wind had made him shiver. Neither the Green Death nor Hiccup noticed.
“Hmmm …” said the Green Death. “I'm sure I've heard that name somewhere before. But it's rather a mouthful so I shall just call you Little Sup-per. Now, Little Supper, before I eat you, tell me your problem.”
“My problem?” asked Hiccup.
“That's right,” said the Dragon. “Your Why-Can't-I-More-Like-My-Father problem. Your It's-Hard-to-Be-a-Hero problem. Your Snotlout-Would-Make-a-Better-Chief-Than-Me problem. I have helped the problems of many a Supper. Some-how meeting a Really Big problem like myself seems to put everything else in proportion.”
— The Green Death and Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, “How To Train Your Dragon” Book 1 (by Cressida Cowell)
I wanna thank every Norse God there is for the Alvin cover of Rasputin
Consider.... Rasputin style song but about Alvin
Ithink it could work
I know Alvin was actively attempting Mass Dragon Extinction and Rasputin was, ya know
Not Doing That
But Alvin was a whore that wouldnt die and so i think for the song itself it could work
He [Toothless] was about to use the opportunity of Stoick's obvious distraction to sneak off to a place of safety when something stopped him.
Nobody knows what that something was.
It was a moment that changed the whole world-view of the Hooligan Tribe. For centuries we had believed it was impossible for dragons to consider a selfless thought or a generous action. But what Toothless did next is impossible to explain as being in his own best interests at the time. […]
The wild dragons from Wild Dragon Cliff had left hours before.
But something kept Toothless from flying after them — maybe it was Stoick's heartrendingly powerless cry of “N-N-N00000!!!” that caused him to pause. Or maybe somewhere in that self-centered green dragon heart of his, he really was fond of Hiccup and grateful for the hours that he had spent looking after him, not shouting at him, telling him jokes and giving him the biggest and juiciest lobsters.
“Dragons are S-S-SELFISH,” argued Toothless to himself. “Dragons are heartless and have no m-m-makes. That's what m-m-makes us s-s-survivors.”
Nonetheless SOMETHING made him turn right around and SOMETHING made him fold his wings back and fly like a dragon blur to the Great Monster on the cliff tops. Which really was not in Toothless's best interests, as I said before.
— “How To Train Your Dragon” Book 1 (by Cressida Cowell)
Had to add onto this and just let yall know Leo's mother had a closed casket funeral so he didn't even get to see her one last time before they put her in the ground and not one person at the funeral asked if he was okay (because they all thought he did it) so he sat in a corner at the wake and cried
Leo Valdez headcanons
Leo Valdez most definitely had a crush on Clawdine from Monster High as a kid and Piper will not let him live it down
He's terrified of babysitters, always claims he'll never leave his kids with someone unless he knows for sure they're not a god/goddess
When asked breasts or thighs he claims his favourite part of a chicken is the personality. Every time. Without fail. He thinks it's hilarious
HE'S NOT A PRETTY BOY HES CANONICALLY UGLY AND I LOVE HIM THAT WAY
Compares himself to others A lot, a little bit of an inferiority complex
Tells Piper everything (they're siblings in my head)
Very affectionate, even if it's just platonic, he's touch starved and will take a hug at any opportunity
He's got a scar in his eyebrow but his eyebrows are so thick it's barely visible. He got it from a desk when he was four
Absolutely loves women with unique facial features/structures
Goths in chunky boots🖤
Because his mother died when he was so young he never learnt to speak Spanish fluently. He tries to learn but he's busy a lot working on projects and it makes him a little upset
The only time he ever saw his mother's grave was at her funeral because he was so far away in so many different foster homes
Went through some shit while in the system and refuses to talk about it. That's why he ran away so much
Thinks Frank is really cool, won't say it though cus he thinks Frank hates him
I have so many art ideas but I can't put pen to paper and do it so tloz artists please hear my prayers a f use these drawing ideas
-Link kicking, screaming, crying while Rauru's magic hand drags him away from where Zelda vanished. Either because he knows he's gonna miss her, he knows he failed his job to keep her safe, he's angry he can't help her, he's terrified he'll have to do it all over again, I don't care, I just wanna see him cry over Zelda.
-Link ugly crying in general. I want to see him suffer. I wanna be able to hear him crying through the image.
-Peaceful Constructs making food and gossiping
-Link falling asleep on his horse
-The 2 kids from the Dueling Peaks stable playing hide and seek
-Zelda and Link eating dinner together. Cause we all know she moved in with him after botw.
-All the Zeldas gossiping and all the Links kicking the shit out of eachother to see who wins (Windwaker obvi)
-Link humming to the Mipha statue
Cue Mariah Carey
Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there.
i love you visible brushstrokes. i love you glue warped scrapbook pages. i love you awkward poems. i love you junk journal with faded receipts. i love you poorly composed journal layout. I love you unintentionally blurry photographs. i love you asymmetrical beading. i love you curling freeform crochet. i love you fingerprints on pottery. i love you reused materials. i love you improvised instruments. i love you mistakes. i love you bravery to make it anyway. i love you creativity that hasn't been wiped clean of every drop of humanity and sanitized and commodified.
PLEASE watch this. i love chaotic sisters best dynamic in the world
Hell I just want them to actually adapt the ‘How To Train Your Dragon’ books — that biz was EPIC.
I'll say it before and I'll say it again:
You could make a beautiful HTTYD book adaptation through a one-season 2D animated TV show. The charming, childlike whimsy, the quirky dragons, the wonderfully weird world, the epic larger-than-life scenes and characters, all this screams 2D animation as the best adaptation. That would capture the tone, the heart (Cowell's illustrations!!), the imagination. Most books would be a single episode. The last few books would be two. Don't drag the story out, don't bog it down with unnecessary additions, but tell it in precisely the amount of space it needs to be told. Don't try to realism anything. Let the world be itself and let the magic shine.
canadian anon- i was just asking bc you used to have the username of someone who committed a school stabbing 😭
OMG IM SO SORRY MY USERNAME IS A BOOK REFERENCE 😭
are you canadian?
Fortunately not
hi i saw ur post about wanting to take requests to write about hoo and I have one for u
Maybe leo×automaton reader? I was listening to polyester girl and thought it'd be a funny idea (i also just hate calleo with a passion) ok bye thxx
W song choice also so real for hating calleo. I actually love this idea so I'm really glad you asked me to write it and thank you for being the first to request a fic!
Warnings: pet names (babe)
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Leo thought you were beautiful. With your soft skin and lush hair. Leo found it unfortunate that it wasn't real but he loved you regardless. He's never been good with people, never understanding what made them tick. But with you, since you were an automaton, it just came naturally. It's like he had a 6th sense for everything you needed. Like his magic Hepheastus powers allowed him to read your mechanical mind. He knew when you wanted flowers, when you wanted hugs, when you were bored or upset and he always tried his best to adhere to your needs.
You sat cross-legged on the floor, holding your hair out of the way while he worked on fixing a loose cog under the hatch in the back of your neck. "Jeez, Daedalus really put work into this, huh?" He muttered, impressed by the wiring and pumping of your robotic insides. Back in the labyrinth, Daedalus not only had a son, but a daughter. You weren't mentioned in mythology because you weren't as relevant as your brother Icarus. You'd never truly felt seen, being kept alive for centuries just so your father had someone to speak to to prevent insanity in the confined walls of the maze while everyone above spoke of the tragedy that was your brother's death. Maybe if you had been reckless you'd have the same recognition he does. But you were glad you'd been smarter than him because if you hadn't you would've never met Leo. Leo made you feel seen, wanted, tended to. Leo loved you, and he made that abundantly clear.
"Babe, pass me a screwdriver real quick?" He requested, gesturing to the screwdriver in the toolbox by your knee. "The small one, please." When you handed him the screwdriver he thanked you, pressing a kiss to your temple as a show of gratitude before he returned his focus to the back of your neck. You looked to the side with your eyes, watching in the mirror as he sat in a position that made him look like a shrimp with his tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth and his thick eyebrows knitted together in unwavering concentration, careful not to mess up or ruin anything. He'd never forgive himself if he messed you up somehow. He shut the hatch and grabbed your shoulder to spin you around and face him, like a hairdresser after giving you a funky new hairdo. You smiled at him and took his hand. "Thank you, Leo."
Leo fought back a shudder as your freezing cold hand intertwined with his. "No problem, babe. I love you." His hand heated up to warm yours before he let his hand cool down, the heat sticking to your fake skin and giving the illusion of a real hand holding his. A feeling he yearns for. He knows you can't give him that feeling, you know it too. And he knows you can't help it, but he craves it. No matter how realistic your skin feels or how defined your carved in fingerprints are, you aren't a real human. Not physically atleast. But even so, he loves you and there is not a thing in the world he'd give you up for, not even warm skin.
How would you guys feel if I started writing fanfiction for Heroes of Olympus (HoO) and Percy Jackson (PJO)? No smut (obviously) but I can do fluff, angst, oneshots, ship stuff or whatever requested
Leo would adore Bruno Mars
That moment when they bodyswap and Bodkin has the sudden realisation that Xar is in crippling pain all the time because of his hand but still tries to joke around and make people laugh and he literally never mentions that the whole time he's in agony.
HELP IT LOOKS LIKE THE EDITING WAS DONE WITH AI
Sure it’s soulless and only exists to be a lazy cashgrab but at least now it’s a REAL movie unlike that toddler cartoon /s
Leo Valdez headcanons
Leo Valdez most definitely had a crush on Clawdine from Monster High as a kid and Piper will not let him live it down
He's terrified of babysitters, always claims he'll never leave his kids with someone unless he knows for sure they're not a god/goddess
When asked breasts or thighs he claims his favourite part of a chicken is the personality. Every time. Without fail. He thinks it's hilarious
HE'S NOT A PRETTY BOY HES CANONICALLY UGLY AND I LOVE HIM THAT WAY
Compares himself to others A lot, a little bit of an inferiority complex
Tells Piper everything (they're siblings in my head)
Very affectionate, even if it's just platonic, he's touch starved and will take a hug at any opportunity
He's got a scar in his eyebrow but his eyebrows are so thick it's barely visible. He got it from a desk when he was four
Absolutely loves women with unique facial features/structures
Goths in chunky boots🖤
Because his mother died when he was so young he never learnt to speak Spanish fluently. He tries to learn but he's busy a lot working on projects and it makes him a little upset
The only time he ever saw his mother's grave was at her funeral because he was so far away in so many different foster homes
Went through some shit while in the system and refuses to talk about it. That's why he ran away so much
Thinks Frank is really cool, won't say it though cus he thinks Frank hates him
Sometimes I make my inside jokes on the internet cus I forget not everyone knows them and so I just look crazy
Guys I'm reading maze runner I'm up to chapter 25 in TST I'm literally losing my mind
This is an artistic masterpiece.
An electric chuchu stares solemnly into the gerudo valley wondering if perhaps there is more to life.
Yona gets so much hate and she doesn't even deserve it like "She broke up Link and Sidon! 🥺" Shut the fuck up.
Just started reading heroes of Olympus my favourite is Leo because he says booyah
meanwhile, in the dark world...
i think i am hilarious
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I firmly believe in small gestures: pay for their coffee, hold the door for strangers, over tip, smile or try to be kind even when you don’t feel like it, pay compliments, chase the kid’s runaway ball down the sidewalk and throw it back to him, try to be larger than you are— particularly when it’s difficult. People do notice, people appreciate. I appreciate it when it’s done to (for) me. Small gestures can be an effort, or actually go against our grain (“I’m not a big one for paying compliments…”), but the irony is that almost every time you make them, you feel better about yourself.” - Unknown
Nvm my stupid ass got rejected 💀
If he doesn't look at me the way hiccup looks at Astrid I'm sorry but I don't fucking want it.
THANK YOU SO MUCH
I love when people reblog my posts and add their own little segments or opinions when they reblog it makes my day
Percy Jackson Au where he wears glasses and killed Medusa by just taking them off and swinging
doomed by the narrative no matter what
here you go, do with this as you please
My favourite thing about Link is that you play as him and he's the most important guy ever so there's so many different ideas of what his personality is like because you can just make him do whatever the fuck you want. He's a lover boy, a soldier, a chef, a photographer, a pyromaniac, a dirty little unemployed child, a femboy, a tough as guts macho man, autistic, anxious, outgoing, outrageously confident, reckless, idiotic, strategic genius and that's all because he's everyone who's ever played tloz because Link is whoever you decide to be when you play him Everyone is some variation of Link and I love it