✨my personal blog✨ painful levels of demisexul // 2001 baby // (she/her)🏳️⚧️ 18+ stuff on here be warned
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#things to try and set up
wife and I were chatting and we realized we have the opportunity to do some insane levels of wish fulfillment by taking some younger transfem on the thrill of her life by being two older, stable transfems and spoiling her
I wanna pamper a girl, a trans girl specially. She deserves to be treated like a princess. I wanna take her out to get her hair, makeup, and nails done. Take her shopping, buying a few cute outfits, with matching accessories of course. Once she is all dolled up, I’d take her out to a nice restaurant, maybe have a fancy cocktail or two. I want her to have the best night possible. I want her to feel as beautiful as I see her.
…and if the night ends with her whimpering as I stretch her open on my strap, that would be a bonus!
#things I didn't realize I wanted to do
i know we all love 40 year old transfem doms here but we really need to appreciate middle aged tgirls who are so horny-embarrassed to be getting spitroasted by girls that are half her age.
I used to enjoy Pokemon games a lot, but lately some of the newer entries have been kinda controversial due a variety of issues.
But instead of focusing on that, i'm here to bring you back to the past to the Nintendo DS era of Pokemon, where many (myself included) would say that the quality and care of the series was at it's peak!
Games included in this collection:
EVERYONE IS HERE!! Every single Pokemon game released for the Nintendo DS is featured in this pack. Two emulators are included in the set, just download and play
Download here!! (1.25 GB): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1jGy0GHSDwSLIuGnUrdmsD3WY_AJiq5ws/view?usp=sharing
Mirror download: https://www.mediafire.com/file/8qw75h4ij9asbte/Pogeymon_DS_Collection.rar/file
Hooray for 65k notes!!!
magical girl whose nemesis is a cute witch who has a huge crush on her and learns that magical girl costumes are actually stored in a magic vault and breaks in and replaces the magical girl's outfit with nothing but a collar and leash so that the next time the magical girl fights her she accidentally transforms to be completely nude except for the collar and turns out the magical girl was trans and she uses her witch magic to give her magical bottom surgery and then the witch helps the magical girl explore her new hole and then they start making out and they're girlfriends now
if any unethical transfem scientists need a willing test subject i’m always available btw.
Do you see my vision
The secret to a long lasting relationship is finding someone who hates leaving their comfort zone and then wiggle your way in there. You wiggle your way right inside their comfort zone and then you're there. By the time they notice you're there, they'll just sigh like "oh great, now there's a creature in here", but they don't want to move out of their comfort zone, and tossing you out of there would now alter the air pressure and constitution of the comfort zone too abruptly and it would pop like a bubble.
That's how you keep a relationship. You weasel your way inside someone's comfort zone and make yourself an essential component of it, so now they, too, will have to make sure that your dumb ass stays in there. Their comfort zone now has a fucking creature in it, and it's not going to be the same comfort zone if the creature isn't there.
i gleefully sip upon my goblet of wine and chortle as i watch the two subby tgirls i chained together sloppily kiss each other for my personal amusement.
I'm done with the flowery language. Just gonna be blunt.
I need my girlcock sucked.
Now.
It’s their greatest invention as of yet
i am a PET
i should NOT have to work
all i should have to do is sit n be pretty
transitioning isnt enough i need to bond with a symbiote. i need to be a weird shapeshifting goo monster. i need look all pretty and then make my face split open reveling sharp teeth that by all logic should not fit in my skull. and the big long prehensile tongue.. ough
transfem mad scientist who’s honestly a little disappointed that you didn’t grow attached to her after all the unethical experiments she performed on you. it’s like you don’t even care about this relationship…
Me stumbling across a wild trans girl: "Oh, hey there."
Her: Hisses
Me: Calmly holds out my bio so she can smell the pronouns. "I write monster TF fiction."
Her: immediately starts meowing loudly for food.
I just accidentally made un-tea?????
I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????
It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-
I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation
i’m not saying i wanna do porn but holy fuckkk i need to get gang banged by a bunch of cute girls on camera!!!!! i need to be slutted out and passed around until all of them are satisfied
if only i had cleavage
when i say i'm femme this is what i mean
not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?
I am so glad im not currently looking for a job.
I think if someone asked me where i see myself in 5 years my instant gut reaction would be:
Wdym thats a weird thing to say and im not getting the job?
Like, who wouldn’t just wanna live in a house with 5 other puppys and cuddle and make out with them all the time?
Anyone have a spare girl robot suit I can transfer my consciousness into? I grow weary of my flesh
I don’t mind the risk of getting hacked and my mind being rewritten for the sake of being a good girl or anything, I just want out of my meat prison