Peter: *on the phone* Mr. Stark! I need your help! I-
Tony: nuh-uh petey is the House on fire?
Peter: .....No?
Tony: then it’s not really an emergency. *hangs up*
Shuri: what did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
Peter: apparently it’s not an emergency.
Harley: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE F*CK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!?!?
Your Confort Charcter is who you want to be and your favorite character is who you actually are......How screwed up are yall??
I Ordered this a while ago on etsy and the finally came!! I'm so excited, I'm going to put them on my backpack for school ro piss off some specific teachers there, ( keep in mind I go to a catholic school) I also orders a pro-choice and racism is real, and a free Palestinian pin. Teachers at my school have actively tried to get us to participate in pro-lifr rally out side of school, and preached that we need to fight for 'rights'. I cant wait for one of them to ask!
I got them from PricklyCactusCollge, they have a lot of cute stuff, if you want to check them out
Simon would be loaded by now.....
Aline: If I had a nickel for every time I've been kidnapped, I wouldn't have any money, but I'd have peace of mind
Simon: Good for you
I feel number 3 on a spiritual level.....this list hits diffrent
1. obsessively consume all canon content faster than human beings should be capable 2. pick a ship at random and read 2/3 of everything that exists on AO3 for that ship 3. The YouTube Edits Phase™ 4. what’s in this tag on tumblr? (repeat as many times as necessary) 5. scream
A random take but outside of the drama I feel like Aaron and Ichirou would get along.
They have a point.....
dark percy headcanons need to include clarisse la rue, because she's either the ultimate ride or die friend or she's the only fucker crazy enough to take him on, and that's facts.
Just like to say the Simon Lewis is and always will be one of my favorite characters of all time
AJDJSHFSH SIMON IS REALLY OUT HERE THREATENING AN ANGEL WITH PERMANENT ANNOYANCE
Me: Comics!Tony seems to much more reasonable than MCU!Tony, I’m starting to actually like him
Comics!Tony:
Recruits Supervillians to hunt down Superheroes
Signs Peter up to hunt down Superheroes without even bothering to consult him
Enforces a law he KNOWS is unjust and wrong when being a hero literally means doing the exact opposite of that
Tells Peter this is how things are and it’s not gonna change one second…
Threatens Aunt May and Mary Jane
Literally goes back on his position about whether the prison he’s built is temporary or permanent
… the last three kinda speak for themselves, tbh
I want more Dark!Simon Lewis fics. I want a dark, twisted morally grey, possibly insane murder happy Simon. Fics where he sees merit in Camilles ideals, where he's done with the crap the 'shadowhunter' put him through with out any recognition. Fics where he's a demon, or a serial killer. Make him be a solo act badass, or make him have a partner in crime, Saia, Sizzy, Jimon, Simon/ Jonathon, I DON'T CARE. All they others get these AU( Alec, Magnus, Clary ect.), Simon has more greater demon kills then the rest of the group combined, Lilith, Abbadon, the whole Azazel thing.He got an angel to listen to him. Asmodues has his immortal life force!! I want fic where they change up his curse and Asmoudes uses him to raise Lucifer or something. Lilith and Camille both sought him out directly in there attempt at power, I'm tired of him being portrayed as a tag along, he literally carried the team through out the dark war! He watched someone he though of as his brother die, and everyone just kinda brushes over it like it didn't matter!! I want that backlash, this is the guy who THREATENED an actual angel! He doesn't just tag along and get kidnapped. The entire shadow world just kinda treats him like the weak link, when he's not! Remember, he went through the entire mortal instrument without an once of formal training, and still killed THE MOTHER OF DEMONS, beat Jace in CoLS, figured out how to survive Edom, killed abbadon on Day 1. Even Alec says he goes undervalued. I want more BAMF Simon fics. Simon Lewis people, appreciate him.
Dark Percy is basically Julian Blackthorn and Dark Julian is basically Kaz Brekker
I said what I said