New York Shadowhunters Playing Truth Or Dare

Soooooo My phone just kinda broke...? Like it was fine one second and the next just not. So sorry I haven’t been active lately I’ll probably be on a hitatus till I get a new one. So ya I’m still alive if any of y’all were wondering.

MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

YESSS I Want more content of them just chilling out being kids and stuff! Julie and Beatriz being Parabati, Simon and Jon's rivalry/begrudgingly friends! Marisol,Simon and George confusing the rest of them with basic Mundane things, and vise versa with shadowhunter stuff. Casual mentiong of 'The possum incident. Isabelle just showing up randomly and people just stop questioning it. The gang protecting Simon for "paparazzi" with out him knowing. I need this. some tag me if you write it pls.

I’ve been rereading Tales from Shadowhunter Academy and I need Academy kids content so bad. Give me the marisolxJon. Give me more of the kids. Especially with George Lovelace. Ugh does anyone ANYONE write them or take requests? 😫 I’m desperate.

Isabelle Lightwood is the only TMI character that hasn't had a last name identity crisis

I feel number 3 on a spiritual level.....this list hits diffrent

phases of joining a new fandom

1. obsessively consume all canon content faster than human beings should be capable 2. pick a ship at random and read 2/3 of everything that exists on AO3 for that ship 3. The YouTube Edits Phase™ 4. what’s in this tag on tumblr? (repeat as many times as necessary) 5. scream

random mugger: give me your money

harley: *holds up a reverse UNO card* bitch, give me YOUR money

random mugger: the fuck-

**later**

harley: and that's how i avoided getting mugged!

tony: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Harley

At this point Wymack needs to start adding " are you currently, or were you ever apart of organized crime?" On his teams application form. If nothing else just for so he knows what he's getting into

Who do we think is the bigger mom friends, Alec or Jem??? Cause there both pretty up there.

I just want a book with a queer people, who just happen to be queer people, like it’s not related to the plot or there character development one bit. Like please queer people can exists with out it being 90% of their personality, AND they can have struggle unrelated to there queerness like literally just give me a character who just casually has a bi flag up, the protagonist changing prounoins through the book, like make t cannon but not frequently mentioned cause it not important to the plot.

Simon Lewis and Stiles Stillinski have the same energy