Today's Sigma: Does NOT Like Magicians

More bros and memes

Because you seemed to like the first and I don’t want to post nothing again. 

- Noctis was throwing his sword across the battlefield screaming “yeet!” - Prompto laughed so hard he dropped onto the ground, holding his stomach - Gladio sighed with a smirk - Ignis facepalmed

- Ardyn: “Now, Noct, it is time to die!” Noctis thoughts: “I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me!” What Noctis says: “We’ll see!”

- Prompto when he feels ignored: “Notice me senpai!”

- Ignis yelled “Sail” when he noticed everyone was dozing off - He also hit the breaks while shouting it - Gladio instinctively reached an arm out to catch Noctis, only slamming his fist into said prince’s stomach - With his other hand, he tried to stop himself from hitting Prompto’s seat - He missed the seat, slapped Prompto and slammed facefirst into the seat - Ignis laughed so hard he had to pull over - And run afterward

Take my blood

Sigma: There is a pigeon in the kitchen. I think it’s trying to seduce me.

Fyodor: Tell Nikolai to stop and get back to work.

Nikolai: I am sitting right next to you. What the hell?!

Oh my gods yes!

If Ignis was sucked into a horror dimension

“Goodness your hygiene is horrendous!”

“Oh please I’ve ridden with Noct driving. This doesn’t scare me.”

“If you plan on cooking the man use the right seasoning for gods sake!”

“It smells like Gladio’s room in here…”

“This place is filthier than Noct’s apartment!”

“I was asking for directions. Put your chainsaw down and communicate like a normal human being!”

“Do you even know how to use that knife correctly?”

“This is why you shouldn’t have sex.”

Dante: Okay Verge. Let’s play a game. Take a sip every time you see something stupid.

Vergil: *looks at his brother and takes a sip*

Dante: I hope you get fucking plastered and get robbed again.

Vergil: y/n! Y/n! Grab my hand! As your future husband I command it!

Dante: Uh oh you shouldn’t have said it! *looks at Y/n* Here’s a hammer!

"Goodness this room is covered in blood. That was from one body?!"

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

“There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!”

“Get that arm out of your mouth! You don’t know where that has been!”

“For a second I thought you were Gladio”

“Prompto would be fine here since he’s still a virgin.”

“Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I’m not insane.”

“Yes, let’s split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way.”

(If you have any ideas post them!“

@gabrielthejester

Some nikolais because it was his birthday two days ago

Fallen: demons bring nothing but suffering and trouble.

Dante: Nah I also brought booze.

#Wakemyson