Take My Blood

Prompto: Does anyone else get that little voice in their head saying to kill everyone before they have a chance to kill you?

Nero: Ver- I Mean dad I got you a gift for Christmas.

Vergil: *surprised that Nero actually got him something.* what is it-

Nero: *stabs Vergil with blue rose* MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!

Don't talk to me or my sons ever again

色塗り練習🍴

Nikolai: *picking the petals off a rose* I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him. I want to kill him. I don’t want to kill him….

Sigma: you need therapy.

May I interest you all in my two angels? Gaia and Dinah.

Noctis: I will literally suplex Ravus just to take a nap right now.

Ravus: I'll knock you the **** out before you can even touch me.

Prompto: never a dull day with them around

Fyodor: I would like to get something off my chest before we start this meeting.

Nikolai: Is it your shirt?

Leander and Kira stuck on a tomb

Leander: this is really romantic actually. You and me alone.

Kira: Okay. I am going to sacrifice you.

Mhin: *on the other side* Not until he pays me first!

Chuuya: You’re a pain in my ass, Dazai!

Dazai: Yeah, sorry about that I’ll use lube next ti- *Chokes*

Chuuya: *Strangling Dazai*

Mori: *Looks at Kouyou* You owe me Seven hundred thousand yen.

Kouyou: I could have sworn Chuuya was the dominate one in the relationship.

Based on this post by @iwanttohugsigma because above everything, I'm a shitposter