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Ardyn annoying the chocobros and Ravus
Ardyn: I've been quite lonely since my brother died. Care to spend some time with me?
Noctis: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY ROOM?!
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Gladio: why does my facebook status say I'm in a relationship with Prompto?!
Ardyn: you shouldn't leave your phone unattended at the bar but congrats on getting the cute blond!
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Ignis: have you heard of a restraining order?
Ardyn: have you heard of me not caring?
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Prompto: last night I had a nightmare Ardyn was in my room creepily humming the chocobo song.
Ardyn: I'm offended that you thought my lullaby was a nightmare.
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Ravus: Where is my arm?
Ardyn: I wanted to play fetch with Cerberus so I used it as a stick. Trees are hard to find in cities.
Ardyn: who made the "hate Ardyn fan club"?!
Noctis: Almost everyone in this room
Ardyn: I have done nothing to deserve this.
Noct: you helped kill my father and plunged the world into darkness.
Ignis: you tried to kill Noctis and made me go blind.
Prompto: you imprisoned and tortured me.
Ravus: you annoy me and stabbed my sister.
Regis: you destroyed my city
Gladio: you tricked so many people.
Lunafreya: you angered the Astrals.
Alice: You enslaved my people.
Iris: you let Caligo kill Jared.
Loqi: you make fun of my height.
Aranea: you traumatize children.
Nyx: you keep screwing up my training
Clarus: and you keep stalking all of us.
Ardyn: you all hold grudges.
Prompto: some of that you did three months ago.
Ravus: I tried to drown Ardyn in the fountain today.
Aranea: how did it end?
Ravus: He took it as some kind of sexual gesture and told me I wasn't his type.
Aranea: he's messed up
Ravus: I'm pissed that he thinks I'm out of his league!
Ravus: I asked for friends and the Astrals cursed me with that. *points at the hole to hell*
Ardyn: *climbs out of it* Good news! Hell doesn't want me either.
Therapist: Okay Ardyn and Ravus, let's work on being nice to each other. Ravus why don't you make a poem about Ardyn.
Ravus: Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Touch me again
And I'll f***ing kill you!
Ardyn: you see doctor? This is what I have to deal with, he didn't even show up for the wedding night.
Ravus: WE'RE NOT MARRIED!
Ardyn: it's like he doesn't even love me.
Noctis: I will literally suplex Ravus just to take a nap right now.
Ravus: I'll knock you the **** out before you can even touch me.
Prompto: never a dull day with them around
Ardyn: Some woman said she wanted kids so I brought her a sack of children. Now I'm in jail. Come bail me!
Ravus: How the hell did you get my phone number!? Enjoy your night in jail you psychotic pedophile!
