Ardyn Annoying The Chocobros And Ravus

Fukuzawa: Did you eat that entire bag of Reese’s?

Ranpo: In my defense, I identify as a party.

Anyone: *shows Vergil any type of affection*

Vergil:

Nikolai: October has been here for over a week I wanna so something for Halloween.

Fyodor: Like what?

Nikolai: Oh you know, carve pumpkins, pick apples, murder you and dress you up as a scarecrow….

Fyodor: Well since it’s just the four of us right now, why don’t you all be honest about how you feel about me.

Sigma: I hate you but I want to stay in my casino.

Bram: I hated you then and I hate you now.

Nikolai: I’m struggling between wanting to stab you or fuck you so I may do both.

Fyodor:

Fyodor: Sigma, how high up is that casino again?

dear twisted wonderland fandom

chapter 5′s ending created… mixed opinions, to put it lightly. and whether you loved it and thought it was the best chapter so far, or you stopped liking your favorite characters due to the chapter, your opinions are valid.

however, what’s not valid is sending hate or death threats to others simply due to the chapter. please remember that these are people you’re talking to, and no matter what, nothing justifies sending a threat of violence over a differing opinion. people - real people - will always be more important than pixels on a screen. and if you would really hurt someone because they disagree with you about a character in a mobile game, i don’t even know what to say. take a step back and think, really think, about what you’re doing.

stop. stop sending the insults. stop sending the death threats. stop attacking the people who are working so hard to make you your free content. stop attacking the people who just want to enjoy the game, the same way you do. none of them have done anything to hurt you. what reason do you have to want to hurt them?

fandom is supposed to be something that makes people happy.

let’s keep it that way.

Fyodor: Nikolai. Why did you throw Holy water at me?

Nikolai: I wanted to test if you really were a demon.

Fyodor: You’re supposed to use the liquid in the bottle, not chuck the whole thing at my head.

Nikolai: Sometimes you need more than just the water.

Fyodor: Sigma is unconscious.

Nikolai: Well if you weren’t a demon you wouldn’t have dodged it. Thus proving you are a demon.

Catweek day 1, Catching the cast cats for a vet visit, Headcanons

OH BOY, GUESS WHO’S BACK?? That’s right. Me. I’m back, I feel much better and I want to thank you guys for your patience. Now let’s ring the bell and start cat week. If you guys want to write/draw or do.. anything that has to do with the FFXV cast as cats tag me and it as cat week and I’ll reblog it. *cracks knuckles* here we go. Enjoy your stay~

Regis - He has a problem with his right front leg so he has to visit the vet fairly often - He has a problem - One could think the most chill cat would be easy to catch - Though, he isn’t - As soon as Regis sees the transportation box he’s gone - Gone as in you can’t find this damn cat - You can look for him everywhere - Everywhere - You won’t find him - That is until he feels safe from you and makes a mistake - But that doesn’t spare you from the sudden strength he develops to try and escape your grip - Be strong - Clarus might come and try to help him

Clarus - Most likely to go to the vet because he fought another cat - Surprisingly easy - Catch him with treats - If he’s not to eat due to surgery, take them out of the box as soon as he’s inside - Don’t listen to his mews - It’s a trap - An adorable trap - Tries to escape five seconds inside the box - Might even try to crash against it to break it

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Mhin: what are you doing?

Mc: enjoying the night sky

Mhin: you fell off the roof

Mc: I fell off the roof send help.

Oh my gods yes!

If Ignis was sucked into a horror dimension

“Goodness your hygiene is horrendous!”

“Oh please I’ve ridden with Noct driving. This doesn’t scare me.”

“If you plan on cooking the man use the right seasoning for gods sake!”

“It smells like Gladio’s room in here…”

“This place is filthier than Noct’s apartment!”

“I was asking for directions. Put your chainsaw down and communicate like a normal human being!”

“Do you even know how to use that knife correctly?”

“This is why you shouldn’t have sex.”

Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.

Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.

Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.