Ardyn: who made the "hate Ardyn fan club"?!
Noctis: Almost everyone in this room
Ardyn: I have done nothing to deserve this.
Noct: you helped kill my father and plunged the world into darkness.
Ignis: you tried to kill Noctis and made me go blind.
Prompto: you imprisoned and tortured me.
Ravus: you annoy me and stabbed my sister.
Regis: you destroyed my city
Gladio: you tricked so many people.
Lunafreya: you angered the Astrals.
Alice: You enslaved my people.
Iris: you let Caligo kill Jared.
Loqi: you make fun of my height.
Aranea: you traumatize children.
Nyx: you keep screwing up my training
Clarus: and you keep stalking all of us.
Ardyn: you all hold grudges.
Prompto: some of that you did three months ago.
*Dead Apple*
Dazai: It’s not gonna suck itself, you know.
Chuuya: That’s it! I’m taking my chances fighting my own ability!
There is a spikey thing on his boot!
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Fyodor: Well since it’s just the four of us right now, why don’t you all be honest about how you feel about me.
Sigma: I hate you but I want to stay in my casino.
Bram: I hated you then and I hate you now.
Nikolai: I’m struggling between wanting to stab you or fuck you so I may do both.
Fyodor:
Fyodor: Sigma, how high up is that casino again?
Kuras: murder will solve nothing.
Vere: but it is fun.
Aranea: want to borrow some of my heels so you can be taller?
Loqi, looking around in his closet: what should I change into?
Ravus: a better person
Ardyn: come on now Prompto dear. Haven't you heard "love is an open door?"
Prompto: NO LOVE IS A CLOSED LOCKED BARRICADED DOOR! *shoving a bed up against a door*
Nero: I wasn’t that drunk
Dante: you tried to stab your father.
Nero: he deserved it.
Dante: with your gun
Nero....
Nikolai: *cuddling Sigma* this is the first time I got to be intimate with someone that didn’t run away from me. Even Dostoy has escaped my advances.
Sigma: UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW NIKOLAI!
Nikolai: Shush. You’re ruining the moment.
Prompto: I made a blog!
Noctis: what's it called?
Prompto: chocobros
Noctis: okay? And what is it about?
Prompto: *closes the tab filled with photos of Noctis and the others half naked* Our adventures?