Latest Posts by jtheshark - Page 6
a new life 🌖 another addittion to the early horses series - pliohippus mare with her newborn foal
"Work with animals is a source of suffering to all of us. We treat them like babies who cannot speak."
hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face
Sometimes you’re stressed and then the sunrise hits just right and you remember how lucky you are and how humanity is just a tiny, coincidental blip in the universe and all you can really do is be kind and try to have fun while you’re here.
Tanystropheus
The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.
its so sweet to me whenever a reconstruction of a neanderthal's face shows up on social media and people are like "oh they would have loved minecraft" "they would have loved weed brownies" it's so sweet. i hope that continues on to the next stage of human evolution. i want whoever comes next to dig me up, reconstruct my face, and for the girlbloggers of this far-flung civilization to go "duuuude she would have loved churfing back a freefing zarbee"
i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”
Leg day! 😛 I learned I have a lot to learn about the anatomy of birds and other dinosaurs. I love it!
1/3/25
A Hammerhead Shark uses electroreceptors to detect prey buried in the sand! Around this shark are Pilot fish, which clean parasites from the shark. The fish also used to follow ships for long distances and were seen as guides in mythology. 🦈
Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy being like, "I am 100% committed to respecting your 'no', but I heard you wouldn't promise my aunt not to marry me so I had to come and check just one (1) more time."
Love ships where its like some guy with autism and his special interest is his wife
what a shame doctors don’t prescribe vacation to secluded seaside towns like they used to
The Bennets having no clue about the Darcy/Elizabeth drama is so goddamn funny, especially in the book. This fucking interaction takes me out every time:
Mr. Bennet: Lol, Lizzy, Mr. Collins thinks Darcy wants to marry you, what an idiot, doesn't he know that dude sucks and you hate him?
Lizzy, trying not to cry: yeah, ha, hysterical
so sick of soulless conveyer belt movie remakes. all that money on a bad movie when they could have put the muppets in it smh
Glauco Cambon (Italian, 1875-1930)
Il velo azzurro
True genderfluid culture is always either feeling like Ponyo's dad or Ponyo's mum. Whatever gender you feel like pairing with the vibe is irrelevant.
you think i'm done with horses? nope. not even close
You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:
Reblog if you love fish
