Latest Posts by jtheshark - Page 5
it’s hot as fuck when someone isn’t afraid to show how much they want you
Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow
bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
Ive been ghosted
over email
by an academic
my track record with authority figures continues
Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful?
Nadine Strittmatter @ Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Wint 2006
Had to make a Zukka one
Potamon sp. Crab Fossil; Pleistocene Epoch (2.58 - 0.012 MYA)
Independent #womaninstem, unless I'm on my period or you're very pretty or I don't feel like being a woman today or I can't be bothered
fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
the intimacy of sleeping together, but not in a sexual way. the intimacy of feeling the warmth of their body in a cool room. their hands hugging you tightly. the intimacy of synchronized breathing. sleepy half-kisses. feeling safe. feeling warm. waking up and realizing how much you love them. how precious this is. finding the happiness on the tip of your fingers, brushing their hair. closing your eyes again. pulling closer. falling asleep.
Get me one of these bad boys and I'll be bringing you marriage papers by the end of the day
My last girlfriend turned into the moon.
I love those videos of couples painting each other and one is like at a child’s level and the other is Rembrandt
Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
orcs have a lot of piercings. mordor has a claire's.
Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)
