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Lestappen getting distracted because of each other and losing the wheel is so soulmate coded

Abu Dhabi 2021

Bahrain 2019

[Max might have fell first but Charles fell harder <3]

my exams are going on which is why i had set your mammoth bearnelli fic aside as a treat for me to devour after i tackled molecular biology. sadly, molecular biology defeated me BUT i decided i still deserve a treat and went and read the fic and i just gotta say, that is a promising early investment in bearnelli stocks. stocks that i see rising in the future (i have no clue abt stock market lingo i am a microbiology major)

Thank you for reading, you microbiology legend. I hope the fic helped make the post-exam brain fog slightly more bearable (or bearnellable? sorry), and I promise to keep writing like I'm being chased by deadline demons and the spirit of Enzo Ferrari himself. despite the finals. especially despite the finals.

also you get extra serotonin points for saying “mammoth bearnelli fic.” I’m putting that on my gravestone.

Let me know when you recover from molecular trauma so we can scream about F1 properly 😌🫶

I’m not procrastinating I’m simply choosing to engage in emotionally enriching suffering before I do the Thing™

gentle reminder you can rise up from everything. you can recreate yourself. nothing is permanent. you are not stuck. you have choices. you can think new thoughts. you can learn something new. you can create new habits. all that matters is that you decide today and never look back.

you ever write a line in a fic so unhinged that you sit back and whisper “what the hell is wrong with me” and then immediately keep going because it's kind of genius

to the people who are following me

thank you

im sorry

franz hermann is the people’s champion. franz hermann is the last line of defense. franz hermann didn’t come to race. he came to destroy max verstappen with his own government-issued alias. the prophecy is real. trust.

how do you like franz hermann

Franz Hermann for second redbull seat. Trust. We will stop that evil orange car from winning the WCC and WDC one way or another.

I just found your fics today and I am completely obsessed thank you so much for your service to whatever because whatever brought you to write them deserves my eternal gratitude

OHHHH WELCOME TO THE CHAOS!!! I’m so honoured to be rotting your brain in real time 🫡 whatever cursed cosmic force led you here, I salute it with my whole soul. Thank YOU for joining the madness 💖

the way my brain politely steps out for coffee every time i need it to proofread.

my ability to read what ive typed out 20 times before hitting post and still not notice a typo is remarkable

daily affirmations: my whimsy will persevere my whimsy will persevere my whimsy will persevere my whimsy. my whimsy please my whimsy PLEASE NO MY WHIMSY (my whimsy is dragged away by the education system) NOOOOOOO

girls say “i like f1” and men appear from the walls like NAME EVERY WORLD CHAMPION BACKWARDS WHILE EATING A PIRELLI TYRE me? i say “i like f1” and the wind answers. a tumbleweed rolls by. a cat coughs. i am alone. quiz me coward. i’m foaming at the mouth. ask me what drs stands for i DARE you.

dont mind me im just bitter that i’ve never had that experience because the f1 fan population in my area is just me, a dying ferrari hat i found in a thrift store, and a confused puppy who once looked at a red bull livery on tv for too long.

YOU INCREDIBLE AUTHOR, HOW DO YOU KEEP WRITING SUCH INCREDIBLE CRACK?!? I have sent PARAGRAPHS to my friends about your fics, you’re so fucking skilled. Also how do you get all your ideas??

OH MY GOD PARAGRAPHS??? ACTUAL PARAGRAPHS???? I AM FLIPPING A TABLE IN GRATITUDE. i am knocking on your door at 3am just to whisper “thank you” and then moonwalk away into the void in tears of joy and unfiltered longing for validation.

as for where I get my ideas… honestly?? I don’t know. they break into my home. i wake up at 2am in a cold sweat thinking “what if charles was President of the World (ref to that one ferrari pr video lmao) and kept passing laws that exclusively ruin maxie's life?” or “what if kimi is silently in love with ollie but also just threw a bag of frozen peas at Lando for reasons unknown to everyone including moi?”

THANK YOU for being a complete legend and making me feel like i have 12 brain cells instead of just 2 that take turns driving. I love you. i would write 10k words of crack just for you and make every sentence worse than the last. fingers crossed. pinky promised. 💥💞

what is ur typing speed in wpm cos I swear u write so fast 😭 like pls take a typing test

it’s not about the typing speed babyy 😭 it’s about how many unhinged plot lines are fighting for dominance in my brain at any given moment. i could type at 12 wpm and still drop 5k of feral bearnelli chaos in an hour because the voices won’t shut up (read: hyperbole). typing test???? no. braincell brawl arena??? si.

wait im not cultured enough to be in the f1 fandom yet (in the summer trust) BUT I JUST REALISED AFTER GOING THRU YOUR ACCOUNT THAT I HAVE A RENOWNED BEARNELLI(?) AUTHOR IN MY FOLLOWERS LIST???? GUYS IM WINNING

-@/y2kinnow :)

RENOWNED??? BABE I WRITE BEARNELLI FICS ON 3% BRAIN FUNCTION AND A DIET OF FROZEN BANANAS AND SPITE. I AM HELD TOGETHER BY FANDOM DELUSIONS AND OLLIE'S SHOULDERS. THIS IS NOT A LITERARY INSTITUTION. THIS IS A CLOWN CONVENTION WITH FEELINGS. BUT YES. YOU ARE WINNING. WELCOME TO F1 HELL. 💋🔥

im obsessed w ur fics, im reading the bearnelli ones like is pure gold, keep feeding me please

oh i ABSOLUTELY INTEND TO

I FUCKING LOVE YOUR FICS!! ❤️ Red Flags and Checkered Hearts.!max is my spirit animal! pls share your secrets on how tf you write so fast… im in awe…

i get possessed by the ghost of shakespeare. i black out. i wake up with a ~10k fic. works like magic babyyy

also thank youuuu for reading so much love <33

hello your fics are cool and i need to inject them into my veins also

HELLOOOOOOOOO

boop :>

HELLO THERE. rhgheiugevruh I love reading all of your comments, they've got me kicking my feet and giggling. and thank you so so so much for reading <33 and also, yes, injecting is a great idea. but osmosis often works too.

i have a severely questionable fic plot rn and I cant stop it from forming in my brain and I have an exam in like (checks notes) FOUR FREAKING HOURS wish me luck miladies and milads and miladders.

love this guy, the... [checks notes] president of the world??

heyy not to be dramatic but you kind of own the bearnellli tag on ao3. like. it’s yours. you have the deed and the corresponding mortgage. i love the way you characterise kimi as this little Italian chaos gremlin (who occasionally has an insecure side that has me reading like 🥹) and ollies gay panic whenver hes near.

idk if u take requests or prompts, but (on the off chance you do) if your divine creative powers ever feel like blessing us with a fic where one of them starts reading fanfic and then spirals into a black hole of thirst and emotional devastation (as one does)... I would simply ascend. no pressure. just respectfully, desperately, on my knees 🙏✨

giggling rn. THANK YOU FOR READING MY FICS AND THANK YOU FOR PRAISING ME I AM HIGH OFF DEM EGO

also yes i take requests. and yes I will try to write something around what u have asked coz I am a very good human being and a chronic people pleaser. and thank you for being on your knees I really really really appreciate it.

Shout out to "i wanna socialize with my Internet friends but I don't have anything to talk about", gotta be one of my least favorite predicaments

to be loved the way i love f1, what a thought, but not like ferrari since 2010, no, that’s like a cursed love letter you keep reading even though it’s giving “toxic ex who keeps texting” vibes. no thank you, i’d rather be loved like red bull in 2023— chaotic, fast, a bit of drama, but at least we’re winning and making everybody mad. and maybe like mclaren after 2024? who knows, still figuring it out, but they’ll get there and so will i, just. let me breathe.

i’m not even sure i want to be loved— i just want speed, and noise, like driving down a street, f1 music blaring while my 1.2L engine pretends it’s a turbocharged beast, but it’s not, it’s just me, pretending i’m at monaco. but somehow it feels real.

so i went and chose engineering, because who wouldn’t want to suffer, like i’m not already doing enough by being born too late to be an f1 driver. like, yeah, i could’ve raced at 18, but here i am, soldering wires and calculating resistance, living the delusion that somehow, someway, toto wolff will see my tweets and hand me a seat so i can drive into the pit of my dreams.

but nah, i’m just here, pretending i’m quicker than i am, just like when i got my license at 18 and blasted f1 tracks as if i was about to win silverstone, while my car barely passed the speed bump at the end of my block. it was freedom, though. it was delusional and it was everything.

maybe i’m not even in love with people, maybe i’m just addicted to the idea of speed— and yeah, the walls i keep hitting don’t help, but hey, if i crash into a barrier, at least it’s a passion crash. i’m in love with the chaos. maybe that’s my problem.

but pls—if you’re gonna love me, don’t love me like ferrari, don't love me like “oh, we were so close but here’s p2,” love me like red bull— always faster, always something up in the air, always winning (in the most chaotic way possible). that’s the vibe i’m after, that’s the dream i’m chasing.

so, here i am—delusional, writing f1 rpf fanfics at 2 a.m. while figuring out why i’m broke and why my heart beats to the rhythm of pit stops, but if you get it, then maybe you get me. or maybe we’re both just chasing something that’s always just out of reach.

(aka: send help, and a car with a turbo unit, pls.)

mate you’re a gift that keeps on giving, like i always wait for your updates or new 1633 fics. but holy shit i read the hanahaki fic and it literally changed my life, usually when i read hanahaki fics its always about romantic love but yours?!! mein gott. are you going to continue that universe? like story between 1633 and charles and oscar? but anyways, good luck on your finals!

im just a sucker for platonic/familial love tbh.. and YES! i was thinking abt maybe writing Oscar's experience with Hanahaki as well but like not now. i hope. i hope I don't get possessed by the ghost of Shakespeare before I am done with my finals.

anyway, thank you so so much for reading!!!

I love how you completely disappear from the face of the earth for while and then return to bless us with the most life changing fics ever.... I LOVEDDD the new fics especially the lestappen to Cadillac one

( also Greek tragedies update when?? 😭😭 ) (no pressure tho, take ur time 🤍)

lmao inspiration sneaked up on me and held me by my neck and cradled me into writing a couple of fics.

also greek tragedies will happen when I SAY IT HAPPENS. aka i don't have a plot for it. i was technically planning on making greek tragedies into two parts.. first part being what it now is and second part being the continuation of bearnelli fic as well, with the quest and stuff.. but I can't for the love of all things whimsical figure out a way to write it down. but I will get there somehow. nothing to worry abt. sorry abt the rant. love you for reading. love you for existing. byeee

this moves me.

hes so embarrassing put the football down

I just read your Landoscar serial killer vampire soulmates fic. Insanely good. The level of randomness along with Lando matching Oscar's freak is so awesome. What was your inspiration for it? Also, please write the meet-the-parents chapter!

first of all thank you so so much for reading. and the inspo was my braincells yelling at me to write something instead of studying for finals. and I also read a lestappen fanfic recently with vamp au and I was like HUH.

and yes! i will update the parents chap. at some point.

i have an unhealthy obsession with your works. in past days i’ve read almost all of them, some more than once, i keep sending favourite quotes to my bestie, i can’t be contained. crack is very much not my cup of tea but i eat up all of your writing like am starving.

yeah, so anyway, love your work, keep going

mate you have no idea how happy i am to hear that. thank you so so so much for reading❤️❤️❤️❤️

Knives, Fangs and Other Unplanned Crimes (working title).

wrote a landoscar fic instead of studying (moi dc machines books be crying fr).. read it if you want to. read it if you don't want to. it's crack. it's cringe. it's my child.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65145370

it be like that sometimes.

it's giving ✨self love✨ 💅

and yes, i always like my own posts