This Is So Cute!!! I Love Them So Much!

I love this so much!!!

Character Tropes: Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)

“Friends, we’ll paint any ceiling for just $29.95. Riiiight! How do we do it? No overhead! In fact, when we get through, you’ll have nothing overhead! And if you hire us, you’ll have nothing in your head! We paint ceilings, ceilings and ONLY ceilings! We don’t paint floors ‘cause they’re beneath us.“

Drawing #1

Please don't hate on the colouring and tracing job, I'm not great at either. Same with the tails for being too small and the whiskers for not being symmetrical. Regardless, this genius is still perfect! And according to his calculations, so are you!

Please don't post this without credit!

Kaminari: I think I'm gonna fail the English test.

Sero: Shit, dude. What'cha gonna do?

Iida: Sero, you should be asking "what are you going to do" rather than what you just said.

Kaminari: What's wrong with askin' me the way he did?

Iida: Asking, Kaminari, and the way he phrased his question was grammatically incorrect!

Aoyama, who just walked in: Mayhaps you should tutor them.

Sero: Don't you have something to say about that, Iida?

Aoyama: Hm? Did I say something wrong?

Iida, blushing from how cute Aoyama is: No, you said everything perfectly.

Kaminari: How? He just combined two words-

Iida: AS I SAID, it was PERFECT.

*During a test after Aizawa left the class*

Kirishima: Psst! Sero! What did you get for question 6?

Sero: I got pollution.

Mina from across the room: What? I got 79 apples.

Kirishima: How did either of you get that?

Sero: I just looked at the cans and saw that there was a lot, which equals pollution when people throw them in the ocean.

Kirishima: I’m sorry, what-

Mina: I don’t think you did that right ‘cause I just counted all of the apples on the other side and it was 79. You definitely looked too much into it. What did you get, Kiri?

Kirishima, close to tears: I got that the store was too small because the shelf looked overpacked.

Kaminari: Wow, I guess I’m the only smart one here.

Kirishima, Sero, and Mina turning to Kaminari: What did you get?

Kaminari: I got that the store was in America since they have both apples and cans.

Sero: Holy shit, that’s genius.

Mina: I should have thought of that!

Kirishima, erasing his answer: If it’s in America then the shelves are probably packed because they probably stocked up that morning! Thanks, man!

Sero: Yeah, you’re a lifesaver!

Mina: Now, there’s no way I’ll fail! You’re the best!

Kaminari: No problem, my dudes.

Bakugo, snapping his fourth pencil: THIS IS A HISTORY TEST! THE QUESTION’S ASKING WHAT YEAR YOU THINK IT IS IN THE STORE AND IT’S MULTIPLE CHOICE! THE ANSWER IS RIGHT THERE! HOW DID YOU FUCK THAT UP!?

Kaminari: Silly, Bakugo. Those are the expiration dates of the cans and apples.

Bakugo: *screams and throws his desk at Kaminari*

Either you already did or you do now

I can't be the only one who hears the ice cream truck song playing and immediately thinks of Wakko Warner singing about the 50 states of America and their capitols

It Backfired

Cartman: Hey, Timmy. Who’s the first person that comes to mind when you hear the word gay?

Timmy: Timmy.

Cartman, laughing his ass off: Wow, I didn’t know you were so confident with your homosexuality! Good for you, fag!

Jimmy: Th-that’s not what he said.

Cartman: I’m pretty sure everyone here can vouch for me that he said his name.

Jimmy: Y-yeah, but he was talking ab-bout you, Eric.

Cartman: Yeah, right. As if Timmy would even consider me of all people to be-

Timmy: *smirks and points to Stan across the room*

Cartman, narrowing his eyes: Oh, you little shit.

- Ushijima and Tendou laying on the ground with the tops of their heads touching -

Ushijima: Why do you insist we lay like this?

Tendou: To test out a theory of mine about mind reading. Okay, what am I thinking about?

Ushijima: I’m not sure. What are you thinking about?

Tendou: No, try to read my mind! I’ll give you a hint: it’s a little abnormal.

Ushijima: Are you thinking about yourself and how abnormally perfect you are?

Tendou, blushing: W-what??

Ushijima: Oh, should I be more specific? How about when you get really happy and you smile so brightly that my heart skips a beat? 

Tendou: Wh-

Ushijima: Or when you get excited about a manga chapter you read and you come running to me to tell me about it in the cutest way possible? 

Tendou: No, hang on-

Ushijima: Or perhaps you are thinking about how beautiful you look when you’re not trying to impress anyone?

Tendou, choking up: ...I was thinking about a spork but o-okay.

Aoyama x Iida headcanon-blurb thing

* Sorry if this ship isn’t your cup of tea, but I have been in love with it ever since the Provisional Licence Exam

Anyhoo, you know how Aoyama eats alone in the classroom?

One day at lunch, Iida walks in the class to get something he forgot and sees Aoyama eating in there by himself as usual. Then his mind is like ‘okay, time to go. We grabbed the thing’ but his body doesn’t move, so to relieve the awkward silence, he invites him to eat again. Like before, Aoyama declines but thanks him anyway and gets back to eating with the expectation that Iida will leave like every other time. Iida does but when he gets to the door, he looks back in and for a reason that he doesn’t understand, he feels like he can’t leave the boy to eat alone. So, considering the pattern of Aoyama refusing to go eat around everyone else, he asks Aoyama if instead, he can stay in the classroom with him. Aoyama is taken aback but nonetheless agrees, resulting in Iida not eating with the others anymore - much to Aoyama’s concern.

At first, the gesture was purely out of pity and kindness, but like during the provisional licence exam, Aoyama changed his opinion of him. Like, Iida finds himself making more time to hang out with Aoyama when they’re in the dorms, before/after class, training, anything. He even suggested tutoring to help with the latter’s grades. Of course, he still makes time for Uraraka and Midoriya but it’s more commonplace for everyone to be wondering where he is when he’s hanging out in Aoyama’s room. Iida’s desire to hang out gets to the point where whenever they’re apart, he feels like he needs to bridge the gap, which at first startled Aoyama. Thankfully after a while of it, he got used to hearing Iida politely knock on his door and settled into the routine of having him there most of the time.

And then it happened.

The more Iida hung out with Aoyama, the more he felt he needed to. And after having the pretty french blonde run up to him excited and beaming because he got an A on a test, Iida realized the urge came from his crush on him. At first, he tried to deny it by distancing himself from Aoyama, but he can’t resist those alluring indigo eyes for long, especially when he’s upset about the lack of interaction. So plan B was to just act like everything was normal, but when you’re a mess every time your crush smiles or winks at you, it becomes difficult. With that in mind, he seeks out Uraraka and Mina to find out what he should do as they were the ones who had spent the most time with him, aside from himself. It turns out to be the most successful plan as they are very enthusiastic and give him great pointers he wouldn’t have ever realized without them.

Many attempted flirts and subtle hints later and he found himself convincing Aoyama to spend the night with him in the common area. When he did, they watched movies, ate cheese, and talked about life, while Iida fought urges to kiss Aoyama and do more. He only gives in when Aoyama falls asleep on his shoulder and he kisses the latter’s head. It turns out that Aoyama was still kind of awake and felt the action, which led to a very awkward attempt at denying it ever happened. That changed, however, when Aoyama pouted and said “aw, that’s too bad. I was just about to kiss you back”, causing Iida to immediately take it back and confess his love for him to get that kiss.

They ended up falling asleep together on the couch with Aoyama’s head on Iida’s chest, thus, the beginning of their relationship.

The difficulties of languages

Mina, looking in the fridge: Hey, does anyone know where all the cheese went? I need it for lunch.

Uraraka: Uh... no, I thought there was a ton of it in there last night.

Mina: That’s what I thought but there’s nothing here!

Uraraka: That doesn’t make any sense. I remember putting it away.

Mina: Let’s ask someone. Yo, Aoyama! Have you seen the cheese?

Aoyama, quickly shifting a box full of cheese so it’s behind his back: Non, pourquoi?

Mina: No thanks, I want grilled cheese right now. I’ll try your fancy pork some other time.

Aoyama:

Mina:

Aoyama: I said ‘pourquoi’.

Mina: And I said ‘no thanks’.

Uraraka: No, he’s asking you why-

Mina: Because I don’t want it.

Kurogiri is a mom

*Kurogiri and Giran sitting at the bar*

Giran: So, how’s it been with all of the new recruits?

Kurogiri: Busy, to say the least.

Giran: Yeah, I guess it would be when they’re all coming up with strategies-

Shigaraki, running into the room with Dabi chasing him: Mom, make Dabi leave me alone!

Dabi: I didn’t even do anything! He’s the one who you should be mad at!

Kurogiri: What was it this time?

Shigaraki: He picked his nose and now he’s trying to rub it on me!

Dabi: Not true!

Kurogiri: Dabi, I told you to stop doing that, so stop it or you’re grounded.

Mustard, storming into the room: Mom, Toga won’t get out of the bathroom! I need to shit and she knows that but she’s still in there!

Toga from the washroom: I’m brushing my teeth, you pest!

Mustard: For an hour!?

Kurogiri: Toga, just brush your teeth in the kitchen sink.

Toga: I need the mirror!

Mustard: Go find one! I need the fucking toilet or I’m literally going to shit myself!

Toga: Just go outside!

Kurogiri: Just do what you’re told, Toga.

Mr. Compress from the door: Hey, Mom, is it cool if me and Muscular go kill people?

Kurogiri, pinching the bridge of his nose: No, we’re laying low for a while.

Mr. Compress: Please? We’ll be quick and-

Kurogiri: I said no and that means no!

Twice: Mom, Moonfish ate a dude outside! I actually murdered him myself.

Kurogiri, inhaling deeply and massaging his temples: Twice, just go sit down.

Twice: What, why? I hate you!

Magne, strolling in sweetly: Mom, can we get candy? Spinner reminded me I haven’t had candy in forever so now I want it.

Kurogiri, pouring himself a drink: No, go eat something else we already have.

Magne: But, Mom-

Kurogiri: I’ll make you some grilled cheese in a little while, okay?

Magne: Okay!

The rest of the villains: I want grilled cheese!

Kurogiri: Be good and you’ll get it!

Kurogiri, turning back to Giran and downing the shot: So as I was saying, it’s been pretty busy around here.