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So basically what's happening here is:
Leo: I've never done anything wrong in my entire life.
The entire fandom: We know this, and we love you.
Nico: So, Leo is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. Jason: Why? Nico: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. Leo, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
HELLO CHARLES, LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND THE RIORDANVERSE MADNESS!!!
SO THERE'S PERCABETH, SOLANGELO, CALEO (I personally prefer Valgrace, but oh well), AND GRUNIPER AND TYSONELLA AND MOREE!!!!
🦔
This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
"If I get another prophecy for a birthday gift, I'm reawakening Gaea"
~ Percy Jackson, probably (happy birthday darls, ly <333)
FUCK YEAHHH
SEA OF MONSTERS PEOPLE WHO'S PUMPED???
GET READYYYY
Percy: I put the 'bi' in 'bitch' Percy: Percy: Wait, fuck, 'bitch' doesn't have a 'bi', does it? Hazel, whispering to Annabeth: Should we tell him? Annabeth, whispering back: No, just give him a minute.
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Leo: Okay, let's go back to basic math - what's 7+3? Octavian, without hesitation: 10. Leo: Incorrect. It's 'ten' not '10'. Octavian: But they're the same thing..? Leo: I hate you, so it makes a difference when I say it.
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Reyna: Weak ass bitches, running around screaming that they wanna be royalty. Reyna: Peasants.
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Will: I want to hug you, but I don't want to overstep your boundaries, so pinky promise me you'll hug me when you're comfortable. Nico: What- Will: I SAID PROMISE ME Nico: But- Will: DO IT Nico: I'M ALREADY COMFORTABLE YOU FUCKING AIRHEAD WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR 5 YEARS AND WE'VE HUGGED MULTIPLE TIMES JUST DRAG YOUR CUTE ASS OVER HERE
Something that is so tragic about Iron Flame is Tairn and Sgaeyl’s relationship. And though I am sad for Sgaeyl after Xaden became venin, I am devastated for Tairn.
He valued his mating bond with Sgaeyl more than she did.
Tairn kept Xaden’s secret from Violet in Fourth Wing, about Aretia and the venin and the rebellion. He kept it for Sgaeyl. He told Violet that the only bond more sacred than a dragon and its rider was a dragon and its mate.
But Sgaeyl kept Xaden’s secret about his second signet from Tairn.
I’m not saying Sgaeyl values Xaden more than Tairn, or that Tairn loves Sgaeyl more than she loves him (if dragons love?), but if that isn’t the worst betrayal of the series so far, I don’t know what is.
Leo, acting as Juliet and very drunk: Jason, Jason, wherefore art thou Jason?! Jason, not drunk but very confused: I'm right here..? Leo, suddenly crying tears of joy: JASON!!!!! =D Jason: ????? Everyone else, watching this shit go down: *hey do you have popcorn* *but 'wherefore' means 'why', not 'where'* *no offence, Margaret, but they're drunk, stupid and confused, I don't think this is the time for a grammar lesson* *oo yea gimme some skittles* *tasTE THE RAINBOW MOTEHRFUCKERS*
princess leah and her bodyguards 🫶🏼
leo: hey percy, what goes through your mind when you control water?
percy: uh, i don’t know. i don’t really think about it. i just do it. you know?
leo: but like, how do you tell it what to do?
percy: i don’t tell it what to do. it just does what i want. i don’t really think it. i feel it.
leo: so like bluetooth
percy: huh?
leo: you bluetooth connect to the ocean
annabeth, putting her book down: leo, Poseidon himself does not bluetooth connect to the ocean. he embodies the ocean. he is the ocean. when poseidon is calm, the ocean is calm. when poseidon is angry, the ocean is angry. because they are both the ocean in different forms. so being poseidon’s son, the ocean is part of percy. it’s the same as when he moves his arms and legs. it’s like another limb, so he doesn’t have to think about controlling it. that’s why water reacts when he’s scared or angry. it’s his reflexes. water is part of him.
leo: so… like icloud
annabeth: that doesn’t even make sen-
percy: yes
Violet: What are you, 5?
Ridoc: Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.
Violet:
Ridoc:
Ridoc: I’m sorry, don’t kill me.
Violet: can I have some of your M&M's?
Xaden:
Xaden: There's one rule.
Violet: Xaden, could you do a small favour for me?
Xaden: I would kill for you but go on.
I FOUND IT AT LAST
I'VE ONLY SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
Hello my friends,
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸❤🤍💚🖤
I am Mohammed Ayyad from Gaza Al-Shuja'iyya
,
I have sought refuge with you because of the devastating war that caused me to lose my home and my mother and we were displaced from one place to another and lost my children's future and there is a severe shortage of basic materials,
I have sought refuge with you so that I can provide a decent and safe life for me and my family consisting of my wife and my children Yasser, Omar, Maryam, Jana and Sarah, each of them has dreams but unfortunately they have lost hope and despair is controlling them,
I hope that you will stand by us either by donating if possible or sharing widely,
Thank you very much
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸❤🤍💚🖤
noting that my son Omar has a Tumblr account under the name @m430235341 and it was checked and I had an account under the name @mohammadayyad and it was also checked but I was surprised today that it was banned so today I created a new account under the name @mohammadyaser1980, please check it and thank you 5, @mohammadayyad’s fundraiser. As of posting they’ve been able to raise €12,143 of their €35,000 goal.This fundraiser has been vetted by @/inthefaceofada
https://gofund.me/e7c7528a
SPREADING AWARNESS!!!! As always donate if you can, if you can't, reblog and spread the message!!!!
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!
if i see one more person saying that annabeth’s character is “ruined” because leah’s not blonde, i’m actually going to go insane. if you think that annabeth’s motives and character are entirely defined by her hair color, you did not understand the books. her character goes so much further than her appearance. “but leah doesn’t uphold the dumb blonde stereotype” leah being annabeth ENHANCES annabeth’s character arc by covering racism as well.
every single character in the riordanverse has been outcasted and turned away. this includes annabeth. you think that leah’s annabeth, a black girl in the early 2000s, is an exception to this? fuck, even in the episode with the chimera, it’s noticeable. now i dont know if this was intentional, but someone mentioned that the police officer had no problem with walker/percy’s blatant disrespect, but the SECOND leah very normally asks, “are we under arrest?” he accuses her of having a disrespectful tone.
annabeth’s intelligence is in no way related to her hair color. leah portrays annabeth beautifully and i couldn’t ask for anyone better.
friendly reminder that baby Nico was adorable.
friendly reminder that Thalia had a crush on Apollo.
FIMISHED ITT RAAAGHHH 🤸🏽♀️🤸🏽♀️🤸🏽♀️
remus study
Everyone holding Annabeth to an impossible Standard
And then there’s Percy
*hugs him thru the screen*
*heavy breathing* mA BABY-
Leo: My therapist was talking to me and she said that I really need to break down my walls and let people in..
Leo: So I've decided to break the fourth wall.
Leo: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.
People forget Leo Valdez is actually kinda badass
petition to make the high geologist a permanent icon
i feel like as a entire fandom we don’t talk about the Grace sibling trauma Reblog for your thoughts on the Grace siblings trauma
"teasing failed successfully"
Concept.
Nico does NOT take care of his hair whatsoever, it gets long and ratty and Will has to wrestle him to the ground to do anything with it.
Whenever he needs to do something, like fighting or training, he just ties back his hair.
One time, he asked Will to get him a hairtie while he was out. He returned with a hot pink scrunchy as a joke.
This is the only thing Nico will tie his hair back with. No one has the guts to make fun of it, especially after a monster made a comment on it and proceeded to get obliterated.
I HAVE NEVER SCREECHED LOUDER
pls work I need to pass my gcse's
Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.
WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING WALKER 😭
This height difference is actually insane. She's gonna have to film in 10in heels.
(I do not want to hear your opinions on them aging and filming, its perfectly fine)
lemme ask you a question for child rapists:
why tf you wanna fuck a 7 year old?? is ur dick that small??