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you see a man hunched over a sink, splashing water on his face and in the mirror he just keeps chanting “c’mon babygirl you got this, c’mon babygirl, c’mon-” to hype himself up because he’s clearly going through it
Uni Kaya
Fan fic authors are not professional writers.
Expecting them to be perfect and never make mistakes is setting yourself up to be an asshole.
Do you know how long it takes to write and publish a 60k novel for most published authors? Years. Plural.
That includes time spent writing multiple drafts and doing research and multiple rounds of edits. Access to a professional editor, and the ability to hire sensitivity readers. The list goes on and on and on.
Fan fic authors owe you nothing. They are churning out multiple novel length fics (or the equivalent in one shots) a year while still holding down school/jobs.
And you’re gonna jump down their throats because they wrote a pairing differently than you prefer??
Shut the fuck up.
Tags exists for a reason. Read them and move on if the fic is not for you.
I mean really. We all just lived through fucking 2020. Let people enjoy their FAKE gay porn in peace.
Jfc.
NOOOO DID I MISS WAMMYWEEK??
maybe if I keep telling the story, it will never have to end. that way I can keep you alive. If the story lasts forever, so will you. yes, you die in the end. yes I am the only one who remembers. yes I am the only one who knows. But if I never say it aloud, maybe you won't die. maybe this time orpheus won't turn around. maybe peter won't deny him. maybe when I reach the end, you will have had time to come up with a clever solution and escape. maybe this time we survive it together. and the next time, you can tell this story with me. maybe everyone survives and we don't have to tell the story at all. maybe they don't. if I never finish, I'll never have to know. let me speak for a little bit longer. let me live in a world that you are also in for just a moment more. sometimes your memory feels like a noose. I'm sorry. I'm not ready for you to die
did you kill me in the timeloop. be honest.
1999 - ELpH - Zwölf 20’ To 2000.December
You’re in his DMs. I’m in his bedroom via 64 illegally-placed spy cameras while he’s dramatically eating potato chips for my benefit as part of a grand game of cat and mouse. We’re not the same.
writing is so hard i want to be praised for all my most clever lines right now
Anyone else struggle to figure out where you want your writing to go once you’ve reached a certain point in the story because you feel like if you don’t get validation from at least one beta reader it might completely flop?
Ryuk: If I can't find the slow burn/enemies-to-lovers/angst content I'm looking for, I will create it. [drops the Death Note]
I finally started writing something and it immediately went to angst
1890’s
Maison Emile Pingat A. Walles & Cie
Cream satin with chiffon shoulder drape beneath two layers of stiffened black net decorated as butterfly wings with silver sequins and faceted jet beads, the high neck having a large beaded wire butterfly at back.
recently i’ve become enamoured with the paintings of seiji yoshimura. so beautiful
recently i’ve become enamoured with the paintings of seiji yoshimura. so beautiful
I wanna write this
For fun Light decides to freak everyone out by not wanting attention, not looking absolutely perfect, being careless, etc. Everyone would freak the fuck out, it is chaos, they are thinking of calling a life line helicopter, etc.
I’m watching This Means War and all I can think about are L, Light, and Misa. L is the short british man, Light is the guy that every girl likes, and Misa’s the blonde that doesn’t know the two guys are literally government agents
It’s so funny
Not sure if this makes any sense, but he could use Beyond Birthday as a point of reference. Since they look alike and Beyond has the Shinigami eyes, it might make sense but idk enough to really flesh it out more
Death Note Au where Light manages to frame L as Kira, and wins that way
I think you’ve got it in the wrong order, mate
It’s
make house
build family
burn your enemies
quit
quit
set everything on fire
how to play the sims
make family
build house
quit
I’d love to write this to be honest, I need to see this in writing
Death Note au I have that I love (warning a little angsty) where Light isn't Kira, but he is still manipulative and all that. He becomes a detective and meets L on a case and they fall in love. They have that really sweet realtionship where they do sweet things for eachother, go out regularly, and are just so in love.
After being married a few years they become more distant, things are tense between them, and they have stopped doing all the sweet things for eachother. No more surprise dates, or little gifts or anything like that. Light realizes one day just how bad their stuggles have gotten and wants to do couples therapy but L doesn't think they have any problems.
Eventually L gets wrapped up in a case, he becomes obsessed with it. Basically people who weren't good partners are being brutally tortured and murder, and all the killer leaves behind are flowers. Every murder seems very personal and all the kills are fairly unique from eachother but they all have the flowers. (ideally the flowers would mean stuff but im too lazy to try and find flower meanings) He wonders if maybe it is some kind of cult thing where people are killing their lovers or something of that sort.
The case has gone on for months at this point and he isn't going home basically at all anymore because he is just so focused. One day Light asks him to come home, and he's reluctant to but Light is practically begging him to.
He arrive home and Light has set up the most romantic evening imaginable. There are candles, a home made dinner, Light looks amazing, everything is perfect. They have a nice date like they used to and at the end he decides ask Light what it all was for. Light's face sours and says its their anniversary.
Light leads L to thier bedroom so they can finish their romatic night together, on the bed there is a giant bouquet of flowers.
"I've always loved flowers and yet you never got me any, I've been leaving hints for months and you just never got it"
*mistakes you for what you are not and so too foreshadows that which you will become* whoops sorry dude
I love my little death note corner with all my favorite death note tumblr users and all my favorite death note tumblr users following and interacting with my favorite death note tumblr users and it’s like having a silly little group of friends that you observe because you wanna see what happens next and wanna know if you might get pulled into the action
You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it
If Light ended up in the backrooms I think he would just perish
What if Light just tells everyone if they touch the death note he explodes
I’ve realized this is much more difficult than I expected