Two Tickets For The Barbie Movie Please

kuroshitsuji music taste headcanons because i can

modern AU for convenience, also long post warning

- sebastian listens to the most pretentious classical music ever created. he also only listens to music in the car. made ciel learn to play the violin or something. he hates modern music with a burning passion

-ciel says he listens to classical music to keep his dignity, but he actually listens to nightcore versions of fnaf fan songs. he would not admit this under any circumstances

-alois is very open about listening to nightcore versions of fnaf songs, however he does not have headphones and plays music everywhere. when claude got him headphones he started singing along. badly

-claude has never willingly listened to music in his life, and he does not plan on starting ever. he probably thinks alois’s fansongs are all that exists. once he listened to dubstep and it gave him a seizure

-undertaker listens to old, old rock music. the shit on your moms cassete tape in the 70s. he is the biggest music nerd you have ever seen, but he has never willingly listened to a song from after 1995 and will keep it that way

-grelle listens to the horniest pop music ever made. she listens to anime character tiktok edit audio songs. that and musicals. so, so many musicals. she probably also sings along, but sings better than alois

-william says he doesn’t listen to music, but he’s secretly a huge music nerd, especially about old music. my guy would be in band in high school. probably not a band kid, though. he hung out with the calculus kids

-ronald just listens to the radio. taylor swift fan, but only when she made pop music in like 2015. his entire playlist consists of top 40 hits. he doesn’t know what music genres are

It’s my birthday!!! 💙💙💙

(Anyone have some Dadbastian recommendations for me? 👀)

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Ciel: I don’t know why everyone acts like I’m the one who needs Sebastian. I am perfectly capable of doing anything and everything without my butler. If anything, he’s the one who needs me. He would be completely lost without me.

Sebastian: Is that so? Well, I suppose the young master can dress himself, read his own bedtimes stories, and bake his own sweets.

Ciel: Just because I could, doesn't mean I should have to. Stop trying to get out of your job, Sebastian.

Sebastian: Of course, my lord. I don't doubt you for a second.

When I tell you I am in shambles, I mean I am in SHAMBLES

thinking about Chuuya getting an orange cat with a temperament similar to his— eg. it always hisses when Chuuya tries to cuddle with it but at night, when Chuuya's asleep, it goes and curls up next to him in bed ╥﹏╥

once Chuuya came home later than usual (bc work held him back), only to find his cat sitting at the front door extremely angry and Chuuya thought it was bc his cat was hungry but actually it was just worried and upset that its owner hadn't come home yet wahhh

also sometimes Chuuya brings his paperwork home and works really late into the night bc he wants to get it all done (especially if he's going away for a mission) and the moment he yawns his cat will jump onto the desk and flick off the light switch, sitting on his paperwork until he caves and goes to bed

I’m not season 2’s biggest fan, but this definitely happened.

Demon!Ciel: For the love of all sweets, Sebastian, do you have to make that blank face all the time?

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Demon!Ciel: You look completely broken.

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Demon!Ciel: You’ve become boring.

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Demon!Ciel: Is that all you can say?!

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Demon!Ciel: …I hope you know you look like Claude.

Sebastian: How dare you-!

*Cue Ciel looking proud of himself because Sebastian is now ranting about he looks nothing about Claude and how low it was to compare him to said spider demon.

uhm so I ended up writing a really short fic based on this post in attempt to get over writer’s block (it didn’t work but hey I wrote something…?)

read HERE thank you

Dad tried to get close to his twins with force stealth, but they spotted him before he turned the corner.

Veers is very tall… I’ll draw Jerjerrod another time 😵

I looked up the ranks of the empire, but I can’t find the right answer. I wonder which documents I should refer to.

Skk at 17 is so funny cause imagine you’re in the port mafia, about to go on a serious and dangerous mission, and your executives are two insane hormonal teenagers. Yeah one of them can make black holes and the other can inflict terrifying psychological damage on people but then Chuuya is giving a big scary speech and his voice cracks and Dazai fucking loses it.