Sam : Why did you get arrested??
Gabriel : We don't know!
Dean : Yeah, we did nothing wrong!
Castiel : We got pulled over and and when the officer say "papers." Gabriel yelled "SCISSORS!" and Dean drove off.
Sam :
Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.
Jack : How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?
Castiel : They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Castiel : What happened to your nose???
Dean : I used him to break other guy's nose!
Tony : Bro-
Stephen : No, no, hold up, rewind.
Stephen : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Robin : That shirt looks great, Eddie.
Eddie : Thanks!
Robin : But I bet it would look even better on Steve's floor.
Dustin : Are you hitting on Eddie... for Steve?
angry Dean storming down the hallway
Gabriel : uh oh.
Sam : What?
Gabriel : i see an angry brother heading our way.
Sam : yours or mine?
Gabriel : does it matter?
Sam : if it's yours, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's mine, we're dead.
Reblog, or Dean Winchester is straight
Caitlin : So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Snart recently.
Barry : No, Cait, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Cisco : Oh really? So no reason for us to be jealous?
Barry : No! You two are the only one for me.
Caitlin : Is that so?
Barry : I promise! Len and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.
Cisco : So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Barry : You are still my two and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Caitlin and Cisco : But we're still the platonic love of your life, right?
Barry : Of course guys!
Cisco and Caitlin : Bar...
Leonard : What the-
Later
Cisco : I can't wait to tell Kara and Oliver that we're the only best friends you have!
Barry : NO!
Jack : The floor's lava!
Castiel : *helping Dean onto the table*
Gabriel : *kicks Sam off the sofa*
Charlie : There are two types of boyfriends.