Theo: Hey Nice Hands

Thanatos, at 3am: Wait, so if I'm Death, capital D, and I collect souls, will I die eventually?

Thanatos: Do I like, collect my own soul?

Thanatos: How does that even work?!! Do I look in the mirror and go, "I've come to collect you!" or am I actually immortal?

Thanatos: Will I be the only one alive? Because I can't collect my own soul?!! Will I be alone?!

Hades: Thanatos, please go to bed.

“About 1969, I opened a stall in Kensington Market, which was one of the hippest places in London. I used to run it with this bloke, Freddie, who I knew because he regularly came to see Smile, the band Brian and I were in at the time. Me and Fred used to sell old Edwardian clothes and scarves that he picked up from various nefarious dealers. Back then, I didn’t really know him as a singer—he was just my mate. My crazy mate! If there was fun to be had, Freddie and I were usually involved.” - Roger Taylor 

All different stages of Brian. From childhood to elderly.

Roger: Can you at least try to see this from my perspective?

John: * crouches down *

Brian: * Gets on the knees*

Roger: I hope you both die.

Zeus: Hades, thank you for agreeing to see me.

Hades: I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking.

Poseidon: Hades's office is warmer than mine...it must be cause he has the gateway to hell under his desk

Persephone: I know it was you because you’re the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup

Hades: …soup is delicious

art by canisalbus ( my edits )

LO99 Thanksgiving part 3

Hecate: Happy Thanksgiving, sir. This year, I'm more thankful than ever to have you as my boss.

Hades: And I'm thankful for the low price of gasoline.

Thanatos: And I'm thankful for the friendship-

Hades: I think there's been a misunderstanding. There's no time for everyone to have a turn.

Thanatos: But I'm the only one that didn't get to-

Hades: Thanatos.

hades: I am above all of you

hades: my eagerness, ability, and knowledge triumphs over all of you

hades: I am more mature and advanced than-

persephone: hey hades your dinosaur chicken nuggies are ready

hades: N i C e