Moeder-aarde - Depressed Potatochip

I have a love hate relation with myself. Like i'll be looking at a trashcan and tell people it has acomplished more than me and 5 seconds later i'll have a 5 hour lecture on why im the only perfect human being ever.

I dont need a relationship.

But it would be nice to have a cuddle mate you know.

What did anny do to deserve so much hate from michael jackson.

He made a whole song about how he can walk and she can not.

Like... thats petty.

The Adventures of Peter Parker and Scott Lang

Tony: where’s the kid?

Steve: and where the hell is Lang?

Peter and Scott [driving past them inside a toy car]: wooooo

Me: I wished I was never born

My mom: I wished you were never born

Me: >:0

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

I crave the souls of the newborn

What if bananas where red?

This close to taking all of my mom's diet books and burn them.

Anyone wanna join

I was thinking about how every city should have a place where people with mental ilnesses could hang out so they can be around people that understand them and where its calm and peacefull.

But then i remembered how no one would show up becouse our depressed asses wont take the energy to get out of bed