Sometimes The Only Way To Control My Emotion Is To Stay Silent And Not Say Anything.

The sexiest thing my wife can do is sit in bed and eat a block of cheese while playing Animal Crossing.

peter sends the "you're my dad boogie woogie woogie" vine to tony every single father's day

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

we need more women who are just fucking losers

Not Karl..

Reminder that Auti$m $peak$ is an anti-autistic hate group that has zero autistic people on its board, and which focuses on the "burden" we present, and that the puzzle piece and "light it up blue" campaing are from them.

If you're looking for colors or symbols to show acceptance and support for us, please use the ones we, the autistic community, have chosen: Gold (because the chemical symbol of gold is Au), and the infinity symbol.

Thank you.

Honestly

And...

But also...