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After watching The Breakfast Club see now that this is basically The Breakfast Club, lotr. Now I really need to write this.

Modern lotr AU I may or may not write

The fellowship is in high school 

they all end up with in-school suspension for a week.

Gandalf is the teacher that watches them.

all become friends (also free the school from the tyrant of a principal Sauron, but whatever)

Frodo

freshman

Gay

He/him

has anxiety and depression

adopted by Bilbo, his rich gay uncle

best friend (and later boyfriend) is Sam

I don’t know what he did to get suspended

Sam

also a freshman

Bi

He/him

likes gardening

crushing really hard on his friend Frodo

Merry

freshman

Ace

he/him

trans

best friend with Pip

got suspended for setting off fireworks in class

Pippin

freshman

Pan

he/they

flirts with everyone

set off fireworks with Merry

stoner

Aragorn

Junior

Bi

he/him

substitutes sleep with coffee

loves horses

never washes his hair

adopted by Elrond

somehow ended up dating Legolas (has no idea how he manged to be so lucky)

probably smoking weed behind the school right now.

got suspended for pulling out a knife during school (the teachers have have no idea how he got it.)

Legolas

also a junior

He/they

Pan

has more hair produces than anything else (except maybe pictures of Aragorn)

captain of the school archery team

suspended for climbing school buildings

Gimli

Senior

what is gender?

Aro/Ace

spends as much time as they can in the art studio

got suspended for creating a real axe and bursting into a classroom saying “here’s Gimli!”

Boromir

senior

Bi

he/him

on the soccor team

a big softy

loves his little brother Faramir

pretty much adopts Merry and Pippin as so as he meets them

got suspended for starting a fight with the other jocks because he didn’t like the way they were treating people.

also toying with the Idea of Arwen being a cheerleader and falling for Eowyn, who is in a biker gang, but we’ll see. I might add more characters later if I end up writing this but this is the basics.

MORE THINGS MY SWIM TEAM HAS DONE!!!!!

-My friend and I walk out of the locker room.We all the sudden hear screaming from the boys locker room, We just looked at each other and raise our eyebrows.

-3 guys were 3 seconds away from getting into a fist fight over a lane. The rest of the team was watching them like a move. One girl was pretending to eat popcorn.

- *Talking about committing a crime* Me-“In jail you get free heath care.” A junior-“Sounds good, let’s go break the law.” A sophomore (Keep in mind that he is a cis male) “But you don’t get enough tampons in jail!”

-”I was eating dirt in 8th grade, bro.”

-A guy gets a lot of noise bleeds. On the bus home from a meet he got one and there were no tissues or anything. One of the boys suggests a tampon. Now anytime he has a noise bleed someone throws a tampon at him.

-A girl brought a gallon of tea to practice.

-One of the guys looked so offended when he saw a guy on a different team had the same tech suit as him. 

-I’m pretty sure most of them (and positive some of them) are high half the time, so that may be the reason for all the shit they do.

My swim season is over! I’ll definitely miss my team. As my team is made up of 2 small schools, I will be able to see some of them, but the kids from the other school I probably wont. I had a fantastic time swimming with them all and am glad I will see most of them next year.

Here are some things that I witnessed kids from my swim team say and do

*Someone is talking about how they're trying to be more healthy and happy* another kid- "man, that shit dont work, settle for cocaine like the rest of us

"I'm pretty sure everyone cheated on the test last week" "I didnt" "Okay, fucking nerd"

*dude walks by in a Speedo* "damn, look at his weiner" *dude turns around to look at them* *person next to her takes a bite of their sausage on a fork*

*Drake dramatically opens the door to the pool room* IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND I DONT HAVE ANY FEARS" "OKAY DRAKE, THEN KILL THIS FUCKING SPIDER" a person hiding in a corner yells "IM HERE IM QUEER AND I HAVE ONE FEAR" *Drake runs away screaming*

"Daaaaamn, i dropped less time than emily, and shes fucking slow"

"Do you think I coukd swim fully clothed without getting in trouble?" "Abby I swear to god if you do that-" *abby proceeds to jump into the pool fully clothed* *her boyfriend screams and jumps in after her trying to save his phone that was in her pocket*

"i LiKe CrAcK" *takes bite of raw onion*

*this one person whispering* "the snack that smiles back" *whole team yelling* "GOLDFISH"

"What kind of water are hamsters supposed to swim in?" "Um, no water? They aren't supposed to be in water" "shit..." "ROW WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"They guys locker room is so much nicer than the girl's" "why the fuck were you in the boys locker room Abby?" "WHY THE FUCK WAS NELSON GIVING US A TOUR OF IT, NOAH? I DONT KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WAS HERE AND WE WANTED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!"

"Is that a potato chip?!" *dives into the water to get a potato chip from the bottom of the pool* *eats the really soggy potato chip* "well this dont taste good..."

*person who was sick walking past the lockers into the main part of the locker room* "WAZZUP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! DID YA MISS ME?!" "WHY DIDNT YOU DIE WHILE YOU WE'RE SICK ABBY?!" "FUCK YOU ASHLYN

Aaaand that's all I can think of, tell me if you want a part two

wss 2021: *opens with a bunch of white boys dancing in the streets of new york*

my brain: i'm getting strong newsies vibes from this

I am also on a swim team, so I’m adding.

- we were told to do one 500. We had to do 3 cuz someone was breathing to much. Then we all breathed in protest.

- A senior walked up to a freshman and picked him up and spun him around.

- “just keep your laps straight.” “I COULDN’T EVEN KEEP MYSELF STRAIGHT!”

- One of the people on my swim team fucking prayed while they were on the block, like the dude fucking crossed his chest and then kissed his hand. My friend saw a different guy do this, he wasn’t even religious!

- One of the guys wolf-whistled at another guy. I am now writing gay fanfic of them.

- we found a knife on the swim bus and didn’t think to give it to the coach for a full ass 10 minutes, so we sat their all staring at the knife wondering what to do.

- one guy started whistling really loudly just at the start of an event.

- a girl jumped into the pool fully clothed.

- took a nap on a table

- Medicine Ball Catch. Enough said

- We have a cheer about toothpaste

- we all shave together

- we have gossip sessions in the shower

- the boys relay always yell “meat sauce” before they swim

- treat inhalers like drugs.

- a girl who threw her goggles at the coach.

There is so much more shit I have seen that I can’t even write it all. My swim team is very special

Here are some things that I witnessed kids from my swim team say and do

*Someone is talking about how they're trying to be more healthy and happy* another kid- "man, that shit dont work, settle for cocaine like the rest of us

"I'm pretty sure everyone cheated on the test last week" "I didnt" "Okay, fucking nerd"

*dude walks by in a Speedo* "damn, look at his weiner" *dude turns around to look at them* *person next to her takes a bite of their sausage on a fork*

*Drake dramatically opens the door to the pool room* IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND I DONT HAVE ANY FEARS" "OKAY DRAKE, THEN KILL THIS FUCKING SPIDER" a person hiding in a corner yells "IM HERE IM QUEER AND I HAVE ONE FEAR" *Drake runs away screaming*

"Daaaaamn, i dropped less time than emily, and shes fucking slow"

"Do you think I coukd swim fully clothed without getting in trouble?" "Abby I swear to god if you do that-" *abby proceeds to jump into the pool fully clothed* *her boyfriend screams and jumps in after her trying to save his phone that was in her pocket*

"i LiKe CrAcK" *takes bite of raw onion*

*this one person whispering* "the snack that smiles back" *whole team yelling* "GOLDFISH"

"What kind of water are hamsters supposed to swim in?" "Um, no water? They aren't supposed to be in water" "shit..." "ROW WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"They guys locker room is so much nicer than the girl's" "why the fuck were you in the boys locker room Abby?" "WHY THE FUCK WAS NELSON GIVING US A TOUR OF IT, NOAH? I DONT KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WAS HERE AND WE WANTED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!"

"Is that a potato chip?!" *dives into the water to get a potato chip from the bottom of the pool* *eats the really soggy potato chip* "well this dont taste good..."

*person who was sick walking past the lockers into the main part of the locker room* "WAZZUP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! DID YA MISS ME?!" "WHY DIDNT YOU DIE WHILE YOU WE'RE SICK ABBY?!" "FUCK YOU ASHLYN

Aaaand that's all I can think of, tell me if you want a part two

Every gay blond and brunet ship is Patroclus and Achilles reincarnated. No I will not elaborate.

Same

It's been god knows how many years and I'm still on my Caspian/Peter bullshit

I can’t reblog this fast enough. My tears are getting in my way.

imagine if the song of achilles was just a written narration of patroclus recounting all of his memories to thetis, as seen in the last few pages where they were talking,, that’s why everything was written in past tense rather than present. patroclus is made of memories because that’s all he ever will be if not permitted to join achilles in death and we are literally witnesses to his life, just as thetis was prior to her honouring of patroclus’ soul

I feel like Gandalf also knows that the hobbits think they are being hostile and, in addition to a nice safe challenge, he comes back to pis them off.

we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack

I wish that Natasha and Tony didn’t die as much as the next fan, but think about it. Who started the MCU? Tony. And who was the second Avenger to appear? Nat. In 2012, who saved New York? They all did, yes, but Nat closed the port hole and Tony disposed of the nuke. They saved the world first, it makes sense that they die to save it at the end.

Oh My Goodness. He is the best little Tony Stark I’ve ever seen. How dare the bullies hurt him like this.

this made me so angry. he looked AMAZING as Tony Stark and I hope he knows that those kids are just jealous

(sincerely wish Robert Downey Jr saw this and maybe made him feel better by saying hi to him in a video? he deserves that🥺)

A lot of people are saying that “this thing is better than that one” and stuff like that. How about everything is different? You are entitled to your opinion, but that's what it is, an opinion. “I think this thing is better than that one” is completely valid, but it’s an opinion, not a fact.

so I just finished watching Hawkeye. I should have finished it long ago, I know, but life got in the way.  I love it. OMG. It almost beats falcon and the winter soldier, and definitely beats loki and wandavision.

WHERE CAN I GET THIS BOOK!?!?!?!

I need it to breath.

A quick flip-through of my wip graphic novel of Hamlet- basically im drawing the whole play as a graphic novel and it's looking like it'll be like 600 pages long?? Rip me- should be finished by spring and I'll try to share updates on occasion! I won't be posting much art other than this tho tbh

Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it! If you don’t, have a happy day. Stay safe all of you!

So there are these 2 kinda homophobic boys on my swim team and i might, kinda, be writing gay fanfic of them. They’re both wearing speedos and are almost noise to noise trying to be “big” and “intimidating”. How am I not suppost to ship them? They keep saying, “no homo” and I’m in the corner thinking, “yes homo”

so yeah, now I’m writing fanfic.

They’re also light haired x dark haired.

Me, who has to qurenten for 10 days because of teammates refusing to wear masks: What an amazing excuse to read fanfiction and avoid relatives.

So if you have a fanfic recommendation, preferably long, and gay. pls send them to me, I need more fics.

Hey guys! Just a reminder to you all to wear masks when seeing family, especially older ones. The mask is for keeping others safe, even if you’re vaccinated still wear one. Have happy and safe holidays all of you!

I am crying

the amount of times i’ve listened to this and cried is embarrassing 😎🕺🏻

credit: bookamour on tiktok (i love their account, they have made pieces like this for many other books too)

let’s not start the trojan war all over again!

pov: you’re Paris and you must choose

More The Song of Achilles fanart because I have sold my soul to this book. A little angst for y’all too.

I forgot to sign this one. Please give me credit.

It’s like looking at a rainbow, then you look at the right side of the post and you are blinded by a million rainbows.

this is all i have to say

Gandalf was even kind of an outsider in Valinor. To the extent that the other Maiar noticed him at all, it was just “The weird one who’s always hanging out with Lady Nienna”.

He was, wasn't he. Glad he found a family with the fellowship.

(Sorry this took so long)

If I ask my future partner “You’re like the Achilles to my Patroclus” and they say “weren’t they just friends?” I will leave them on the spot.

Okay guys, this is my first drawing that I am posting! I’m so existed! Hope you like it!

It is Achilles (left) and Patroclus (right) inspired by The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller.

I’m really bad at hands and feet but the rest I am proud of.

I just read this book and loved it! If you need a book to read over the holidays here is a amazing one and will definitely give you some feels. 

No but song of achilles hit so hard because it is patroclus telling achilles' story, his song, not that of his deeds, his glory, but the person that he was before and beneath that, it is the story of achilles as a man i- DON'T TOUCH ME I'M EMOTIONAL

“Name one hero who was happy”

“You can’t”

The most painful part of The Song of Achilles is that there would be no story if they didn’t die at the end.

Tragedies are popular because they remind us of inevidable misfortune. The fact I love a book that hurts me is the fucking point and boy do I loathe it sometimes.

I just read The Song of Achilles and am dying. THEY DESERVED BETTER!!!

The fictional characters in my head do pay rent, but not with money. They pay with sleepless nights, anxiety that they’ll never be real, and alarming amounts of fan fiction written about them

Here is some Aralas from a modern AU I’m writing!

(the art was made on Ina’s Couple Creator)

Hi. Sorry I haven’t been posting. School started and I was in a musical, then swim season started. I became better friends with some people. Then someone was being really rude to my friend so we had a murder to plot (don’t worry, the bully is still alive, he just got yelled at by my other friend who is the nicest person on the planet.) Yeah, sorry. But I’m back now! 

I’ve also decided to add more fandoms to this blog, as I’ve started watching Supernatural with a friend and have been re-reading Rick Riordan. So, Yeah.