stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*
shifty: *gently fixes it*
shifty: now you can see
Babe: I waved at a man because I thought he waved at me.
Babe: Turns out he was waving at another person. So, to get out of that situation, I kept my hand up for a taxi, which is now taking me to the airport. If you need me, I’ll be in Europe starting a new life.
Webster: I did something and I need advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment or criticism.
Liebgott: And you came to me?
i’m incredibly sorry for the lack of effort in this one–
TSince you guys liked my Liebgott one I’ve turned it into a series
-None of his work got published until after his death.
-He wasn’t really friendly with Easy Company and was always treated as a replacement.
-He had like 4? full conversations with Joe Liebgott.
-He was organilly part of HQ company and didn’t join up with Easy till after Normandy.
-His best friends were Robert Van Klinken and Don Hoobler who both died.
-He was wounded with in 40 minutes of landing on D-Day and never saw brecourt manor or Carenten.
-Donald Malarkey did NOT like him. Like we joke about Martin hating Webster but Malarkey had a hatred for him.
-He was scared of Liebgott after hearing about what he did in Crossroads.
-He saw the end of the battle of the Bulge.
-His family wanted to pay him out of the army
-He went to prep school in CN.
-He grew up in the Same town as me (lol)
Currahee Web 🦅♠️
Joe Toye: you fuckers don’t know about my KNIFESTICK. It’s a knife, taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon
Luz: spear
Toye: BLOCKED
ronnie ft. sharkboy
Babe: Don't worry, if you ever need me, I’m available 24/6.
Doc Roe: You mean 24/7?
Babe: No, I'm afraid Saturday is Hang Out With Bill Day.
March 13, 1923 - June 17, 2009
“I will corrupt you” squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere
“No, protect the innocent!” gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey
“The innocent” nest: Webster and Doc Roe
me, watching shifty powers take out that sniper in foy: fucking superb you funky little woodland creature
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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