Toye: Luz, put on some pants or at least some really high socks.
Luz: Really high socks it is, then!
webster’s favorite shark is the whale shark i take no criticism
spot the difference challenge 2020
Webster: I just... I just can’t deal with this anymore! *buries his face in his hands and starts crying*
Liebgott, am emotionally stunted man who has no idea how to comfort people: Oh...You’re- um- crying...Please...don’t do that...
Guarnere “I’ve played Craps, Poker, Go fish, Rock Paper Scissors, Gin Rummy, Eye Spy, and a very awkward game of hide and seek involving a confused private from Fox company.”
Welsh “What if I got Kitty a German knife? Would she like that? Spreading butter with one of Hitler’s knives?”
Martin “move over Bull needs another bunk. *whisper* over grown bastard…”
Shifty *climbing up the bunks* “I call top!” “Well because I’m the sniper, and I…need to see.. Really far…” “Okay, yes, I am just trying to get away from George’s snoring”
Muck “No, its a perfectly good idea. The only flaw is we’re idiots and it won’t work.”
Roe “Coffee, as black as my soul.” *Shifty hands Roe a cup of milk with a twisty straw*
Buck “Hey George- Stop screaming it’s only me. Yes I am aware my hand is bleeding.”
Malarkey: I hope I get run over.
Muck: Aw, come on. It’s Christmas! Get in the spirit!
Malarkey: [sighs] Fine, I wanna get run over by a reindeer.
Speirs: Is four a lot?
Dick: That depends on the context. Coins, no.
Nix: Murders, yes.
Vogue!Speirs🔥🔥
LMK IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE!! These are really fun to make :)
Webster
Luz: I’m bike sectional
Luz: I’m bisectional
Winters: Take your time.
Luz, pointing at Toye: Boys!!!
Webster: Is Joe here?
Grant: You know what?
[Joe jumping out the window in the background]
Grant: He just left.
Speirs, at a bar, very drunk: I don’t know why people make such a big deal out of lying. It’s super easy. You just say stuff. My mom thought I was straight until I was 17. You still think my name is Speirs.
Lipton: WAIT WHAT
Speirs: *dodging grenades, limboing under bayonets, swerving bullets, rolling across tanks, and running through enemy lines*
Speirs: Parkour.
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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