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1 month ago

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

4 months ago

the sound I make when I'm about to sneeze is the sound Marv makes when he has a spider on his face.

Reblog your sneeze sounds!

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lol haha funny shitpost memes the more you know ha ha funny home alone sneeze sneezing well this was a weird one no I'm serious tell me how you snozzle sounds boy I hope someone who hasn't seen home alone sees this and by some miracle reblogs this “WTF DO YOU MEAN SPIDER ON HIS FACE?!?!?” god it'd be funny on the topic of funny sneezeblr didn't know sneezeblr was a thing *shooting star animation plays* i need to actually tag this i'm not gonna tho

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

7 months ago

Me and my friend made a game today. We're exercising in our local gym, but we both hate exercise, but we gotta do it to be healthy! Anyway, we're bored and tired and he just goes, "Fuck," To which I obviously respond, "Shit." Anyway this went on for sometime and what we've discovered is you can add dick, little shit, fucker, and asshole to almost anything and it'll be a bad thing.

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lol haha funny games game haha funny ha ha funny fun game game ideas stupid ppl stupid game stupid gay people doing stupid gay shit funny little game hah tags almost anything

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

3 months ago

the most "don't judge a book by it's cover" bitches ever are the ones with a resting bitch face but act like such a sunshine and/or richie tozier

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it's me. I'm bitches.

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lol haha funny shitpost LIKE.. no it movie It Richie Tozier It Stephen King It (2017) losers club it chapter 2 it’s like the losers club Richie i’m bitches it me resting bitch face ha ha funny it’s me i’m bitches don’t judge a book by it’s cover sunshines sunshine characters fur real tho are you plotting a murder ur a human rainbow

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

5 months ago

MMMMM midnight thoughts hittin hard tonight bois, glals, and alienby folks!

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lol haha funny shitpost annoying why tho memes random random shit shower thoughts why fuck nonsense SHIT!! science Existence existentialism very specific ha ha funny scientists existential thoughts existentialists becoming scientists people who say why to everything just to annoy you people who like to fuck with shit fucking with shit my audience is 1 1 is me woe is me

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

6 months ago

birds are so fucking cool man

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i don't actually know how to tag this s0 fucking cool i can't

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

8 months ago

Ostrich meme 3

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lol haha funny i hate math lolz lmao math mathematics im stupid lollll ha ha funny lols ostrich ostriches ostrich meme i'm pretty good at making ostrich memes ostriches again this is what i'm doing instead of sleeping my friends are smart but like also stupid

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

5 months ago

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

5 months ago

showed this to my brother.

Him: Oh, it's a reindeer!

Me: ... Look closer.

Him: Tehy used to laugh and call him names.

Him: Oh it got a red nose- OH GOD!

they used to laugh and call him names

A mall Christmas display showing Rudolf the red nosed reindeer in the air and all the other reindeer on the ground.

It kinda seems like maybe Rudolf killed them all. But probably they have just not put the rest of the reindeer up yet. Rudolf looks stone cold and determined.

used to

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he’s so silly

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

4 months ago

WRITEBLR HELLP

Where can I find accurate medical information on injuries. Like treatment, severity, and of course how long it would take to bleed out. I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING-

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