The 4th Of July Approaches, Americans, You Know What That Means:
The 4th of July approaches, Americans, you know what that means:
It’s time to play Fireworks or Gunshots: patriot edition
And for those of us in Florida, the very special:
Fireworks or Gunshots: Floridian Patriots Deluxe Edition
5 points for every correct fireworks guess; 10 points for every correct gunshot guess. Each incorrect guess is -5 points. Unconfirmed guesses will be decided by majority vote. If you are playing alone, a coin flip can be substituted for said vote. All points and deductions are doubled for the states where both are illegal
Feel free to post your scores and compare; anything is more fun when you share it with a bunch of strangers on the internet, or at least that’s what a stranger on the internet told me
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A bunch of kids messing with a ouija board: we call upon the spirits!
The ghost of a teenager who died in 2002: *snikering* Bro, I’m gonna tell them I’m a Victorian royal murdered by my husband.
His buddy, laughing: Yo, tell them you never got revenge so now you’re gonna murder them instead.
The ghost: Oh, hell yeah! Classic man!
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Dramatically opens the door to the classroom on the first day of school wearing this.
“Sorry I’m late. Please, continue.”
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Better scenario: “the runes basically say ‘you enter you die’” “well now we HAVE to go in”
You have no idea how hard my dumb ass would slam into this sign
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Having problems finding new players?
Just hurl dice at the mirror until your reflection starts pulling its weight and stats up an Elf Ranger.
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