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nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes
Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
brad: hey hon, whats for dinner
susan: vegetable soup
brad:
susan: what
brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup
susan: im fucking your brother
Favourite songs too short? Turn your favourite song into a 2-hour album with just one simple trick! Passengers in the car are gonna love it!
I love this website so much just for the discriptions
The types of questions about my transition that my friends worry will make me uncomfortable: Are you gonna take your shirt off at the beach now?
The types of questions they ask that do make me uncomfortable: Does it make you sad that your father doesn’t respect you?
Dramatically opens the door to the classroom on the first day of school wearing this.
“Sorry I’m late. Please, continue.”
Galia Lahav Spring 2017
i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent
2020 is that one guy you know who has to take everything up to 11
The queen is who we all aspire to be
Good luck trying to find a gold bar in this dumpster fire of a blog
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