Latest Posts by pithscore - Page 2
Steelblue Ladybird beetle.
my bridge is so dark and scary if you wantto cross it you are going to need to answer my questions three. one are you mad at me
transfem ass is honestly a kind of pussy. transfem taint is also a pussy. transfem dick is, you guessed it, third pussy.
Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?
Trying out some experimental new weather let me know what you think
I CAST: BECOME UNMADE!
[you watch as the victim suddenly rapidly ages backwards their entire life in roughly 35 seconds, you catch a brief glimpse of a fetus flopping on the ground like a fish where they stood only a moment earlier, until that also shrinks down and vanishes, leaving behind nothing but a stain of period blood and a separate squelch of cum. Some dude of unknown origin walks up with his dick out, vacuums up the cum and walks off, never to be seen again.]
Wooly aphids are super underrated imo.. just look at these little guys!! They’re like tiny fluffy fairies :>>>
They really are! Absolutely precious lil friends
clown graveyard and its just one grave
the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.
seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors
Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?
What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.
they're boiling me in oil tomorrow and the day after as well
998 - A great and powerful number.
999 - The biggest number
1000- You have betrayed my trust. Numbers no longer have meaning
Dipping you in a river of estradiol and holding onto you by the ankle and when you're pulled out you've grown cat ears
i feel like me and apple jack have been getting closer lately. today she was selling apples and i bought one and ate it while standing and looking at her. she said do you need something but i got acared and took a big bite and started choking in front of her. someone else saved me but she looked at me twice while they wwre doing it
i cant wait to be 31 to have sex
reddit post: I've never taken a picture before. what should I take my first picture of?
"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈
A Jupiter truth is 1.2 times truer than an earth truth.
this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for
shoutout to this masterpiece that's been in my drafts for going on 2 years now
🟪 minecraft-elvis follow
woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether
🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow
woah mama you suck
🟪 minecraft-elvis
bitch
🟦 speedrunner-elvis
wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama
🔫 elvis-corrector follow
say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky
🟪 minecraft-elvis
woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*
🔬elvis-scientist follow
this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry
🔍 elvis-detector follow
BEEP
the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans
porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]
it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware
i miss everyone
🟦 justpolygonthings Follow
found a hair in my lunch i got so grossed out but then i realized it was mine so like 😭
#polygon #polygons #actuallypolygon #actuallypolygonal #polygonposting #convex "polygons" dni #anti convex #self-intersecting dni #this blog is NOT a safe space for irregular polygons
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